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Jun 30th, 2004, 04:01 PM
I think that, in terms of physical fitness, a prison would be good for my physique. Being on the short side, most guys would be taking a lot of my food. Then again, there would be a lot of time to work out. So there you have it. Diet AND excercise! I would have a six-pack in no time. Again, though ... being on the short side ... someone else would probably be opening my can. This was both a good and a bad thought ... maybe.
Jun 30th, 2004, 04:43 PM
I WOULD RAPE YOU
I LIKE EM SHORT
Jun 30th, 2004, 06:02 PM
Naw, you gotta think of the logistics: Being on the short side doesn't put you at a good height for taking the buttlove from average man-height. These prisoners don't have the time to get romantic on a bunk bed, or gently lean you over the bathroom sink. So, you'll more likely to be forced to give head.
Jun 30th, 2004, 06:09 PM
Well there you go Kelly. All you have to do now is shoot up a convenience store or something and you'll be in paradise in no time.
Jul 1st, 2004, 03:20 PM
Money, alcohol and lottery tickets can never equate to a gently tossed salad no matter what kind of dressing you put on it. :(
Jul 1st, 2004, 03:33 PM
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