"Sex Toys" by George

[AChimp]

George is writing stuff again. :)

Here's the newest thing he sent:
http://www.thedailybull.ca/article.php?id=166

[James]

That was great stuff, and I feel the same way about those Bratz dolls. Stupid fucking dolls that promote slutism in girls too young to even have the goods they're encouraged to flaunt. Same with those My Scene toys.

I'm gonna make a line of figures called Studz, that feature huge-dicked pre-teens wearing dungarees and speedos with nipple piercings and a love trail.

[FartinMowler]

Massive dump and butt sex :lol a story for everyone!

[george]

i said it was shit and lowered my rating to 2.35 out of five.

hi fat satan!!! i am going to try and make these a weekly sort of thing, because i like trying to be funny.

[AChimp]

Hmm... you can't vote multiple times anymore. I don't know why it broke... the entire table disappeared from the database. :/

EDIT: Fatbinge tells me it has been broken for many months. :O

[Ninjavenom]

That was fantastic :3

[darkvare]

im gonna buy myself a rubber tube :rave *squig*

[BlueOatmeal]

So how did you talk your wife into anal? Is there some special line that would help me draw some mud.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Tell her it was an accident.

[Command Prompt]

Yeah, I remember my computer based training at Wal-Mart too. I found it really helpful, because, I mean, we've all had jobs where you weren't quite sure if you should bleed on the merchandise or not when you cut yourself or if its safe to leave ladders in the middle of the aisle.

My favorite part of the job had to be being asked where layaway was about 50 times a minute, when all you had to do was tilt your fucking head just slightly up and notice about 15 fucking signs that were readable from a mile away that pointed you there. And WHY is there layway at Walmart anyway? How broke are the people that shop there? You can buy a 32 inch TV at that fucking store for less than 100 dollars. Shit, you could furnish your whole apartment on one paycheck, and a house on two.

You should thank god you're working the nightshift.

[Studio8]

I just read that book, dude.

[ArrowX]

studio8? More like studioh8

[Jeanette X]

That was great stuff, and I feel the same way about those Bratz dolls. Stupid fucking dolls that promote slutism in girls too young to even have the goods they're encouraged to flaunt. Same with those My Scene toys.

http://www.cwfa.org/articles/4790/BLI/dotcommentary/ :lol

[ultra perfect cell]

George, you are so right about those bratz and my scene pieces of shit. My sister has some bratz. One night while she was sleeping :lol I stole one. The nxt day she asked where it was, but of course, I didn't tell her. I shaved it's head, jammed an earring in it's tit, and cut it's left leg of with my dad's hacksaw. :lol I gave it back to her after I had finished it, and I also took a few snapshots of it. I still have a few, but I gave most of them to my friends. Oh, and before I forget, nice choice on your band, Darvore!

[HickMan]

That was damn funny

[ultra perfect cell]

That extremely great page, or what I did to the doll?