I-MOCKERY VILLAINS [Archive]

Protoclown

Mar 4th, 2003, 06:34 PM

Who do you guys think is/was the best I-Mockery villain?

I'm thinking of people who were enough of a thorn or annoyance in everybody's collective side to have been widely hated by most of the board. Newbies who showed up, spammed the board for a few days, and then left don't count.

I can only think of four true "a-list" I-Mockery villains off hand, but perhaps you guys can add more to the list:

Ronnie Raygun
TheKapn
Royal Tenenbaum/SolidSnakeASS
Daisyhead

My favorite is without a doubt Ronnie Raygun. Seeing him and Max Burbank (the Batman to Ronnie's Joker) duke it out in the political forum is a highly amusing pastime.

noob3

Mar 4th, 2003, 06:39 PM

I want to be a villain!

mburbank

Mar 4th, 2003, 06:40 PM

I'm neutral on Solid, and though he's only made sporadic appearances, I'd have to add Chagroth to that list for being the only person who could be an arrogant bastard and a suck up simultaneously.

And what about that oldie but goodie, the OTHER Ronny, Bojangles.

I'd put Heather Michelle on the list, but that was just sad.

Rongi

Mar 4th, 2003, 06:51 PM

What about sidekicks? Like Noob3 and BlackFlag.

mburbank

Mar 4th, 2003, 06:52 PM

what about you?

Mar 4th, 2003, 06:58 PM

Don't forget The Amazing Rando. He may have been short-lived, but he was quite effective.

Rongi

Mar 4th, 2003, 06:59 PM

What about me :/ :(?

James

Mar 4th, 2003, 07:00 PM

Well, Ronnie's just a political mutant, who's threat level is equal to a squirrel blocking a highway.

I wasn't here for Leslie, and I appreciate Chimp's occasional Fat Albert pictures.

Daisyhead pretty much served no purpose, other than to follow me around and poorly attack me. One of the reasons I left (meaning, the whole place became very boring when all I did was bitch with one person in every single thread), but I don't think he/she/it really was much of an annoyance to you.

However, SolidSnakeAss is following in Daisyhead's footsteps. Only difference is, his idiocy is directed towards everyone. He is the basis for Newbie Type #4. I would pretty much consider him our resident cesspool.

Edit: And you have to love Rando. Best character ever. And I can't hate Heather, because she took that pretty picture for me. :)

Mockery

Mar 4th, 2003, 07:05 PM

When I think of "villains" I think of The Joker vs. Batman. Someone who actually puts up a challenge of some sort. SolidSnakeAss does nothing of the sort. He's just a chump with horrible taste in both music and movies, in addition to some major personal insecurities.

:yawn

James

Mar 4th, 2003, 07:12 PM

There are plenty of useless and ineffective villains, too.

Mockery

Mar 4th, 2003, 07:14 PM

Nah, those are called "henchmen" or "minions"... you know, the expendable ones that do the work of the villains.

whoreable

Mar 4th, 2003, 07:15 PM

LOL.

I never much looked into the political forum, but today I took a gander. This Ronnie Raygun character is excellent, and watching max reply to him has got to be one of the coolest things here. I just might have to read more posts there.
________
Lovely Wendie (http://www.lovelywendie99.com/)

Mockery

Mar 4th, 2003, 07:17 PM

Watching Max tear apart Ronnie has become a national pastime.

James

Mar 4th, 2003, 07:21 PM

Nah, those are called "henchmen" or "minions"... you know, the expendable ones that do the work of the villains.

I'm not talking about the goons.

Obviously, someone never watched the old Batman show. ;)

FEEL THE WRATH OF THE MINSTREL!

Mockery

Mar 4th, 2003, 07:23 PM

I sure hope you don't think of SSA as being higher on the evolutionary scale than your average "goon".

Rongi

Mar 4th, 2003, 07:25 PM

My favorite villian is Evil Star from Green Lantern. Mostly because of his dumb name :).

James

Mar 4th, 2003, 07:26 PM

Well, that depends on how you feel about The Minstrel. ;)

The only reason I wouldn't really consider SSA an "goon," is because he just won't fucking die. All the goons usually die, or at least get knocked unconscious and are never seen again. But no; he's still here.

James

Mar 4th, 2003, 07:29 PM

Actually, I think FS can agree with me on this:

As far as villain status goes, SSA is this board's Beyonder. ;)

kellychaos

Mar 4th, 2003, 07:33 PM

There are plenty of useless and ineffective villains, too.

I was wondering when y'all were going to get around to me! :)

NOT Jixby Phillips

Mar 4th, 2003, 07:34 PM

Down with all I-Mockery villians! I hate all those fucktards! :imock

Rongi

Mar 4th, 2003, 07:35 PM

And not jixby is like bizarro jixby :)

Zomboid

Mar 4th, 2003, 07:37 PM

I don't like the idea of calling some idiot on a message board a villain...It's like calling a kid who makes faces a criminal mastermind :/

FartinMowler

Mar 4th, 2003, 07:41 PM

Chojin!!!! I hope that this doesn't smack of smarmy

The Retro Kat

Mar 4th, 2003, 07:50 PM

Cojin? A villian? The gay alien bondage dog is definatley not a villian, if anything, a hero.

Mockery

Mar 4th, 2003, 08:04 PM

I don't like the idea of calling some idiot on a message board a villain...It's like calling a kid who makes faces a criminal mastermind :/

Exactly, it's giving these chumps too much credit for all of the "nothing" that they really do.

The Retro Kat

Mar 4th, 2003, 08:12 PM

Speaking of villians, Mock, seeing how you have John Doe (Keven Spacey) from Se7en as a personal pic. Do you think he was a villian.

I personally don't. He believed firmly in what he was doing. It didn't seem wrong to him. I don't think that's a villian.

(and the ending to that movie was awesome)

Skulhedface

Mar 4th, 2003, 08:20 PM

And not jixby is like bizarro jixby

I thought Jixby PhiIIips (spelled with i's) was Bizarro Jixby. NOT Jixby Phillips seems more like...

Damn. I'm gonna use Spider-Man instead. Superman's too hard offhand.

Jixby Phillips= Spider-Man
Jixby PhiIIips= Doppelganger
NOT Jixby Phillips= Venom?

The Retro Kat

Mar 4th, 2003, 08:38 PM

Save it for Queen Doppleopaulous.

Anonymous

Mar 4th, 2003, 11:09 PM

I've been a villain here before, but it's hard to be mean to the regulars I meet on a semi-annual basis. :/

Skulhedface

Mar 4th, 2003, 11:54 PM

And Chojin is my favorite villain :D

KevinTheOmnivore

Mar 5th, 2003, 12:17 AM

My favorite is without a doubt Ronnie Raygun. Seeing him and Max Burbank (the Batman to Ronnie's Joker) duke it out in the political forum is a highly amusing pastime.

I miss the days when this was Ronnie and ME! >: :tear

I'd say Chagroth fell in there, maybe even xcomplex, since he actually had a brain, unlike most of the tools mentioned (although what's so wrong w/ SolidSnake??? :().

EDIT: What about the best villain who turned good but still shows their bad side every once in a while due to their wretched nature? My vote goes to Fred/Roonting/groin not/Secret/whatever...:)

Anonymous

Mar 5th, 2003, 01:36 AM

the moustache bandit of course

no wait... the bad evil habib

Anonymous

Mar 5th, 2003, 01:40 AM

I thought Scret was Kahljorn?

Carnivore

Mar 5th, 2003, 06:04 AM

I'm torn between El Kapitan and Raygun. They both have so many strikes against them. I think I'll have to take Kapn, though, because he had a supervillainy catch phrase!

I win!

Plus, Raygun so completely disgusts me that I'd hate to award him anything.

Blackjack

Mar 5th, 2003, 06:26 AM

I was just gonna say that, Carni! Every villian needs a catchphrase!!!

Chagroth was definitely one of the more memorable "villians", especially as on the one hand he preached his genocidal utopian visions, and on the other hand sucked up to me for being "fair" and not calling him a nazi all the time... I just blew his arguments away with cold logic and informed arguments. Brazil is NOT a third world country.

Ronny Raygun is just a total bore - I'd argue with him but it just isn't as fun as arguing with Chagroth.

The Kapn was a naive fool, but spawned the spin-off "Chimp 'n Leslie show" - all villians should get their own spin-offs.

Heather Michele - an attention whore with a stupidly padded out resume for a profile and freakishly long tongue.

SolidSnakeASS - A villian? If you say so.

Someone ought to draw up a big evil organisation, with a prime villian as leader, and a heirarchy of villian henchmen. Then a good guy organisation, kinda like the X-men, with the same sort of thing.

Then we make Hero-Clix figures of ourselves, and then do battle....

hmm, maybe not. :(

edit: shit, forgot Pantitude, and the Pantitude chick (you would!)

Carnivore

Mar 5th, 2003, 08:25 AM

By God, you're right! We need a League of I-Mockery Heroes to combat these evildoers! I shall be the first to join this league! I am... Meat Eater!

http://home.attbi.com/~martok/Meateater.jpg

Blackjack

Mar 5th, 2003, 08:48 AM

Well, obviously Rog can be the wheelchair bound, pickle had wearing "Professer Mockery," with his second in command Protoclown, and Re as Guardian Angel... or sinister monster from the deep. Your choice.

Now I'm getting bored. Someone else continue.

Captain Robo

Mar 5th, 2003, 10:04 AM

And we can call the superhero team the I-Men.

Mar 5th, 2003, 10:08 AM

I'll be... THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!

But, here's the beauty of it...

I CAN'T FLY.

It can't fail.

James

Mar 5th, 2003, 10:12 AM

My name already has the "man" part of any good superhero name. :)

Carnivore

Mar 5th, 2003, 10:25 AM

http://home.attbi.com/~martok/NYC/Thursday/Sspad.jpg
Spadowsky already has his hero pose!

Mar 5th, 2003, 10:31 AM

What kind of superhero name is "Beema Grill"? >:

Carnivore

Mar 5th, 2003, 10:39 AM

Obviously, it was meant to confuse his enemies.

While they ponder his name :confused

He takes care of business :maul

http://popndeth.chambergates.com/imock/nyc/wednesday/cherryman.jpg
Cherry already has the hero thing down to a science!

Anonymous

Mar 5th, 2003, 11:11 AM

I am the greatest villian. Period.

mburbank

Mar 5th, 2003, 11:12 AM

STILTMAN!!! STIIIIIIIIILTMAAAAAAAAAAN!!

The Porcupine?

Paste Pot Pete?

KevinTheOmnivore

Mar 5th, 2003, 11:34 AM

Someone ought to draw up a big evil organisation, with a prime villian as leader, and a heirarchy of villian henchmen.

Ahh, but you forget, this already exists. They operate in what resembles terrorist cells. They act recklessly and unpredictably (well, sometimes). These creatures are called SPAMMER WHORES or NEWBIES. >: :evil

mburbank

Mar 5th, 2003, 11:56 AM

Maybe it's me, but I think this thread got gay somehwere along the line.

Anonymous

Mar 5th, 2003, 12:01 PM

It was when you first posted.

mburbank

Mar 5th, 2003, 12:11 PM

I'm sorry, aren't you here to blow me?

James

Mar 5th, 2003, 12:22 PM

Cherry already has the hero thing down to a science!

English people can't be heroes. >:

They'll just be like "Oh, help us, American superheroes. We're too busy acting like we're better than you to save ourselves. Wah wah wah."

>:

mburbank

Mar 5th, 2003, 12:30 PM

Yeah, try drinking with an Englishman some time. Your average English twelve year old is still drinking about an hour after you've died from an alcholic overdose.

Protoclown

Mar 5th, 2003, 12:32 PM

Burbank made some good additions. Here's my revised list:

Ronnie Raygun
The Kapn
SolidSnakeASS (in a pathetic Riddler/Trickster type role)
Daisyhead
Chagroth
Ronny Bojangles
Heather Michele
The Pantitude Pair (former, I feel they've reformed)

And I will call them "villains" because I read a lot of comics and it amuses me to do so. How exactly are they really "getting credit" for anything? I mean, what, are they going to put this on their fucking job resume or something?

Anonymous

Mar 5th, 2003, 12:34 PM

Reformed? Never - I'll rise again. Only whilst on my GTA Vice City sabbatical, did I soften... I'm back - my page is coming back - the SPAM... The pain... its all coming back

James

Mar 5th, 2003, 12:50 PM

Exactly, Proto. A villain is just another word for "bad guy who never wins."

And I thought of a new one: SSA is the equivalent of Professor Chaos.

Carnivore

Mar 5th, 2003, 02:38 PM

How about ReverendDim, Twatina (his wife), and Ferdi666? I'm perusing the old boards now looking for some more villains.

And continuing with the heroes, here's I-Mockery's best-known hero.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/PickleHat/mockery-picklehat.jpg
Wacky Space Guy, of course.

As for Proto....

http://popndeth.chambergates.com/imock/nyc/tuesday/space%20alien%20proto.jpg

This is about as heroic as he gets :/

Spectre X

Mar 5th, 2003, 03:05 PM

I'll be: Completely Fucked Up Mind Man, or, I Wish I Had A Chainsaw For An Arm Guy!

I can be FS' sidekick as well, seeing as I live in Holland as well.

I can be Admiral Awsome as well, with my Enormous Awsomeness™ I will give crime a serious inferiority complex.

or, I can be Completely Full Of Myself Man! and annoy my enemies to death with my arrogance, which I borrowd from my brother.

whoreable

Mar 5th, 2003, 03:08 PM

Or you could be a part of the newbie crew of evildoers. Oh wait I guess you are. :/
________
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slavemason

Mar 5th, 2003, 03:15 PM

Spectre, maybe you could be As well, since you seem to be hung up on it. Lee Harvey Aswell, diabolic alcoholic.
I think I want that one, you go to hell instead. :)

Blackjack

Mar 5th, 2003, 04:30 PM

Newbies and Spamwhores are NOT an evil organisation. They are not ORGANISED.

(Shit, I hope not! Otherwise there's probably one, mega spam-whore-queen who sends out her newbie and spam drones to battle with us in cyberspace, or something).

BTW, very observant remark, Max.

http://www.lowfrequency.com/misc/london/martin-chug.gif

Mwahahahaha!!!!!
(Even if it is Carling. At £2.50 a pint. Fuck London >: )

glowbelly

Mar 5th, 2003, 05:22 PM

http://www.homestead.com/glowbelly/files/fuckyou.jpg

i'm the bird lady

whoreable

Mar 5th, 2003, 05:24 PM

:eek
________
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Mockery

Mar 5th, 2003, 05:30 PM

And continuing with the heroes, here's I-Mockery's best-known hero. Wacky Space Guy, of course.

Cool, so I'm not a villain then? Oh wait, yes I am... but only in the eyes of PETA. :meat

James

Mar 5th, 2003, 05:35 PM

Rog is a superhero, and Doopa is a villain. Except their alter-egos are married and in love (or just married), with no clue that they are mortal enemies once the masks go on...

Anyway, I'd post my old superhero pic, but if I link more than 3 pictures from geocities, their site blows up.

Protoclown

Mar 5th, 2003, 05:36 PM

Cool, so I'm not a villain then? Oh wait, yes I am... but only in the eyes of PETA. :meat

No, according to PETA you're a Nazi. (see link)

http://www.nydailynews.com/02-28-2003/news/story/63306p-59049c.html

Rongi

Mar 5th, 2003, 05:36 PM

I can be lazy...with the power to just sit at his computer and post in addictive message boards :(.

Mockery

Mar 5th, 2003, 06:21 PM

Rog is a superhero, and Doopa is a villain. Except their alter-egos are married and in love (or just married), with no clue that they are mortal enemies once the masks go on...

Ah, so we're in love like Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle, yet we can still kill each other like Batman and Catwoman and not even know it? Damn, there's gotta be a way I can make out real good on this deal... or at least get her to wear the Catwoman outfit.

No, according to PETA you're a Nazi. (see link)

Bah, I should've known. Sieg Heil! :(

-RoG-

James

Mar 5th, 2003, 06:51 PM

Pretty much what I had in mind, Rog. Not Doopa in a Catwoman suit. The situation.

James

Mar 5th, 2003, 07:14 PM

Damn, there's gotta be a way I can make out real good on this deal... or at least get her to wear the Catwoman outfit.

Boredom results in yet another fantasy (poorly) fulfilled.

http://www.geocities.com/jamesman_x/DoopaCat.txt

Mockery

Mar 5th, 2003, 07:41 PM

You do realize that we are now 100% convinced that you're a stalker, right?

James

Mar 5th, 2003, 07:50 PM

This is the thank you I get? >:

Miss Modular

Mar 5th, 2003, 08:39 PM

CARSON DALY, ANYONE???

Mar 6th, 2003, 06:33 AM

In ordinary everyday life, Wacky Space Guy is German philantropist Adolf Meatler.

Blackjack

Mar 6th, 2003, 08:47 AM

And I am CHUGLOR! Lord of the realm of beer! All Hail Chuglor!!!

And stuff.

Helm

Mar 6th, 2003, 10:42 AM

Carnivore made me LOL three times in this thread.

sadie

Mar 6th, 2003, 10:45 AM

what was this thread about again?

Anonymous

Mar 6th, 2003, 01:39 PM

I was the bestest villain ever

Proto, don't you remember that time I told you you stuffed photos of Cherry into your anus and fired the ink through your urethra at your cat? And then you said your cat just died. :(

An um, big fights with you and Glow an others versus me and some newbies I dragged along into my sinister plans :(

Spectre X

Mar 6th, 2003, 01:52 PM

:lol :explode <--meaning I really couldn't stop laughing after I read yor post Chojin.

Anonymous

Nov 6th, 2004, 03:19 PM

Boy, You fucktards had some shitty villians before I showed up.

:lol

ArrowX

Nov 6th, 2004, 03:25 PM

FROM LIKE A yEAR AGO!

God you suc and im pretty sure You are NOT Jixby Phillips. (See page one)

Anonymous

Nov 6th, 2004, 03:27 PM

FROM LIKE A yEAR AGO!

No fucking shit douche bag. Wow you can read. Glad those Special Ed classes are working out for you fucktard.

:lol

AChimp

Nov 6th, 2004, 04:45 PM

I miss thekapn. :/

If he came back, I could restart the "Chimp 'n Leslie" show. :tear

Lenor

Nov 9th, 2004, 05:07 PM

hmm.. what would I be???

noob and blackflag rock, chojin is a sweetheart.. and well.. all you other bitches can blow me!!!!!

Spooky

Nov 9th, 2004, 06:03 PM

i get best reoccuring cameo character

Lenor

Nov 9th, 2004, 06:05 PM

wait, then i get best disapearing character!! ha ha

Spooky

Nov 9th, 2004, 06:11 PM

sup lenor :)

Lenor

Nov 9th, 2004, 06:17 PM

just fucking around.. you??

Black Flag

Nov 9th, 2004, 08:14 PM

oh my gosh

Drev

Nov 9th, 2004, 09:20 PM

Chojin is like Jean Grey. He is a good guy but can also become the Phenoix when he's mean. :(

Lenor

Nov 9th, 2004, 09:25 PM

blackflag you surprised that im on?

nice to see you too buddy!!!!!

I still wanna know what I would be classified under so what the fuck why dont you tell me>????

ElPila666

Feb 8th, 2008, 02:36 AM

I think that esoulhim might be one as well, actually i think he killed Protoclown and hide his corpse somewhere. :confused: Creepy Guy

Pub Lover

Feb 8th, 2008, 02:53 AM

I want to be a villain!

Oh boy, he got his wish!

liquidstatik

Feb 8th, 2008, 03:43 AM

why did noob3, rongi, etc etc all get banned? :o

MattJack

Feb 8th, 2008, 07:30 AM

noob3 ruined my christmas, so Mr. Mockery dropped an atomic elbow with ban sauce on him

idk about rongi tho

Esuohlim

Feb 8th, 2008, 09:34 AM

Rongi gave out his password and ArrowX tried to take down the boards from the inside with it

Guitar Woman

Feb 8th, 2008, 11:03 AM

Haven't I been the most hated person on the boards like four times now

I feel I deserve a shot at the list!

Chojin

Feb 8th, 2008, 01:44 PM

thank you idiot from argentina for bumping a 4-year-old thread.

Guitar Woman

Feb 8th, 2008, 02:44 PM

That guy was my favorite new poster. :(

Zomboid

Feb 8th, 2008, 03:09 PM

I think there's a real difference between between weird enough to creep people out and being a villain of any kind.

Chojin

Feb 8th, 2008, 03:10 PM

he's only banned for a day, to get his attention.

since vbulletin lets you ban people for specific periods of time, I find that I've been handing out the 1-2 day bans like... something that you hand out to a lot of people :<