Friday Night with Mowler

[FartinMowler]

Well, I just went down to take a piss and my toilet seat won't stay up because the fucking toilet is too close to the wall, so I have to hold my wiener and the lid at the same time :( changed the paper cause in a house with all girls, nobody thinks to do it. I washed my hands and now I'm flipping from a music site to this site eating Wasabi Peas... and drinking beer :) http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/DSC00686.jpg

[Lye]

nice phone.

[FartinMowler]

You could have sex on that phone :/

[Esuohlim]

SHIT, BETTER HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS, FRIDAY NIGHT WITH FARTINMOWLER IS LIKE A FUCKING RAVE

[FartinMowler]

I don't think I would have sex with Elousosweatyhandsbumlickerpornoflickersubtitlepick eroulousim on the phone.

[sports]

:)...haha...your phone ROCKS!

[Esuohlim]

Also it's Saturday now so I can't spend a Friday night with Fartinmowler for a week at the most.

[AChimp]

I bet that's an IKEA table. :(

[FartinMowler]

(A) it started out as a Friday so live vicariously with me. (B) It's not an Ikea table :/ (C) but most of my house is "As is" stuff meaning that I go to Ikea and buy the stuff that some fuckhead and his stupid girlfriend buy and then decide that they don't like it because they where too stupid to follow the simple instructions on how to put it together and then they return it so I can have a house full of cheap Swedish furniture. (my typing is getting better >: )

[Triad-Brother Choi]

They don't have Ikea in NZ, everytime I look at my crappy furniture I wish I could just pop out to Ikea. :(

[Geggy]

i LOVE wassabi peas. :rock