I saved a b irdy

[kahljorn]

It's a little thi ng... my cat was going to kill it. Now we're trying to feed it and keep it alive. HOW DO YOU KEEP TINY BIRDS ALIVE?

[da blob]

first you need to identify the species to know what to feed it - insects or seeds. Then a bird will die if left too many hours without eating. at the begining water + honey is great when they're too scared to eat.

But then most of the time they die, anyway.

[FartinMowler]

I saved a duck and it's chicks today :/ the mother was stuck behind a chain link fence and the babies where on the other side so I grabbed it by the neck and threw it over :)

[Mockery]

I demand pictures! :o

And if you're worried about the health of the bird, take it to the vet.

[Drev]

where the hell is Jenette X when you need her? :<

[Matt Harty]

I saved a duck and it's chicks today :/ the mother was stuck behind a chain link fence and the babies where on the other side so I grabbed it by the neck and threw it over :)

Kind like how you grab you wife by the neck and throw her down the stairs?

[Mike]

Make sure you keep it in a large closed box (like a cardboard moving box). It will relax in the dark and if the box is big enough it won't freak out from claustrophobia.

Check to see if there is a Wildlife Rescue place nearby. That's where we always take scared or injured birds.

[FartinMowler]

Kind like how you grab you wife by the neck and throw her down the stairs?

:/ I don't find this funny. I've been here for a while and I still get the same violent crap thrown at me about my wife or kids. Grow up Matt Harty, your not funny.

[Matt Harty]

Now I feel bad. :(

[Matt Harty]

Fartin do you wanna talk about it in a PM? :/

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, I didn't know it was possible.

Dude seriously im sorry say something. :( :(

[GADZOOKS]

I guess we all learned a lesson today, right guys?

[Matt Harty]

EVERYTHINGS A JOKE TO YOU :( :( :( :(

[GADZOOKS]

thats right matthew, the lesson was believe it or not, fartinmowler has buttons like the rest of us, if you keep touch on those subjects, you might just push it.

That's all for today, kids, see yah next week!

[Matt Harty]

dude if i made him cry im never goin to 4give myself

[GADZOOKS]

http://img69.photobucket.com/albums/v209/GHOSTOFFRAISER/mowlermatt.gif

Mowler & Matt, where family really does matter!

[Matt Harty]

GADZOOKS NEVER MADE ME LOL BEFORE :(

[FartinMowler]

Ya, me too :/

[Matt Harty]

fartin lets hug :I

[FartinMowler]

Yeah whatever :/ you can kiss my dog's ass too.

[GADZOOKS]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[GADZOOKS]

(Applause)

(Cue Credit music)

[Matt Harty]

Yeah whatever :/ you can kiss my dog's ass too.

:HUG

[GADZOOKS]

(cue credits)

Produced by
David Tandy

Directed by
Paul Conroy

[kahljorn]

my grandma gave the bird to my crazy aunt :O Stupid family. I'll get a picture if i can still... it's tiny, and brown, and has little striped feathers. He's so tiny though... can't even fly yet... just hops around.

[FS]

I've almost saved many small animals from my cats :/

[Matt Harty]

My cat drags dead baby birds on the porch all the time. :(

[Snatchtastic]

I saved a duck and it's chicks today :/ the mother was stuck behind a chain link fence and the babies where on the other side so I grabbed it by the neck and threw it over :)

Kind like how you grab you wife by the neck and throw her down the stairs?

Ohh MY God

[Matt Harty]

BAD MEMORIES MAN DONT REMIND US :(

[Snatchtastic]

Gotcha ;)

[subterfuge]

Just watch Pet Detective 2, where Jim Carrey is regurgitating into the little bird mouth. Hungry, fella?

You also need to give it a name!

[kahljorn]

It's a sparrow!

[Drev]

PICTURES >:

[kahljorn]

Bird=at crazy aunts, im working on it... it will prolly come live here as a pet afterwards since I dont think many sparrows live in the mountains

[kellychaos]

Fartin is "must see TV" now?! Well, thank you FCC. >:

[Jeanette X]

my grandma gave the bird to my crazy aunt :O Stupid family. I'll get a picture if i can still... it's tiny, and brown, and has little striped feathers. He's so tiny though... can't even fly yet... just hops around.

Like this?
http://www.nwrc.usgs.gov/world/images/sparrow.gif
If it looks like this, then it's a sparrow. And yes, some sparrows do live in the mountains.
Does it make any noise? If so, describe it's call and I might be able to help pin down what species it is. Telling me what state you live in will help too.

[kahljorn]

It's a sparrow! We already decided that... but my crazy aunt killed it.. it's dead, poor bird. WHY WOULD YOU GIVE AN ANIMAL TO A CRAZY PERSON? My family's fucking stupid.

[Drev]

Punch your aunt in the face. >:

[PILLOWFIGHT]

aww thats so kewt!! P:(


once we had a mouse in our house and my mom set a glue trap (she said it wouldnt hurt him!!!) and i found it stuck in the glue trap but it didnt matter b/c his face was stuck in it and he was writhign (it died) ;_;