I-Mockery's New Fall Line Up!

[Anonymous]

Hi! Are you suffering from “Real Politicks with burbank & Vinth” withdrawls?

Are you fuming like a bitch over the recent ban…er cancellation of some of your favorite shows?

You are? Well too fucking bad, because they ain’t coming back! But instead here at I-Mockery we have a whole new host of other shit to bring you!

It’s our new fall line up! :party

First up is a Nutty sitcom!

He’s an illiterate grass cutter with a family, and he’s a zany servant of darkness. Its Fartinmowler and Perndog in “Get Behind Me Satan!”

See what happens when a Satanist down on his luck has to move in with trailer park trash!

Check out a Nutty preview!

Fartinmowler: Hi, I’m home! Where are my daughters? I want to give them their “baths.” What the fuck is this blood on the floor?
Perndog: I sacrificed their young virgin blood to the Dark Lord.
Fartinmowler: PERNDOOOOOOOG!

If you think that’s funny then you’ll love this next bit of fuckardery! Literally!

It’s the new reality show called “I, Fucktard” starring ArrowX! See how one fucktard struggles with simple everyday life!

ArrowX: Ohhh, you lift the toilet sit up BEFORE taking a shit.

You can’t make this shit up! And they’ll be plenty of special appearances by sports, Jim Duncan, Pancakes and Dynamic Dustin!

Next up is an drama, yeah we know, but it’s cooler than you’d think! It’s “Suicide Diaries”
Starring Sethomas!

Watch how one misguided “intellectual” whines about life and the futility of it all.

Sethomas: Dear diary, I met a boy today, but he didn’t like me. WHY? WHY? I’m good enough for him! The moron would rather be with the rest of those idiots! Oh why was I cursed to be this way? That’s it, I’m better than the world. I don’t need this EArthLY form! All I HaVe tO do IS snuff it. Yes! TOnighT DiarY I WILL DO IT!

We know it sounds depressing, but every week you get to see a new madcap way he tries to off himself and fail miserably, much like he has in life! Supporting cast includes Kaljhorn and Cosmo.

Turning back to the funny we bring out the big guns! Yes we finally managed to get them back together after a 20 year long feud. It the Mad Max and Esuohlim Comedy Hour!

Watch how tourette’s syndrome and multiple personalities can equal COMEDIC GOLD! :lol

Esuohlim: So Mad Max what did you do today?
Mad Max: What the fuck do you think fucktard?
GADZOOKS: Let me guess, said “fucktard?”
Mad Max: No I fucking fucked your goddamn Momma in the ass!
Mr. Sarcastic: Oh that’s original.
Mad Max: Yeah about as original as your fucking jokes, fuck off fucktard!

Oh the Wackiness! :lol

Also includes bit players like Matt Hardy, Pub Lover and a host of others! Also once a week they bring out the Fucktard Savant Retro Kat and where upon he and Mad Max play dueling stories!

Oh the Zaniness! :lol

Well that’s it for the fall line up, we’ll be hoping you’ll be watching I-Mockery this fall, because we have other shows coming, stay tuned! :)

I-Mockery and all characters, shows, rights and everything else are an appendage of Evil Empire Enterprises and are owned by them, so don’t even think about stealing shit.

[Matt Harty]

I love how you talk like you know everything that goes on in I-mock, but in reality you sound like the fat schoolgirl who listens in to the popular gossip and thinks she's special.

Go fist yourself fagbag.

[Big McLargehuge]

Hey i am bored, i think i might get a sammich :(

[Anonymous]

Matt Hardy: you used that insult on someone else fucktard. Come on I'M the one who's suppose to say the same shit over and over!

:lol

[kellychaos]

That was the largest, spontaneous burst of originality that I've ever seen from Max. That must have been painful ... inside.

[Anonymous]

Kellychaos: No, fucktard.

[Matt Harty]

Matt Hardy: you used that insult on someone else fucktard. Come on I'M the one who's suppose to say the same shit over and over!

:lol

I USED IT ON YOU BUT I WONDER WHY


UGGGH IT HURTS MY BRAIN >_< >_< >_<

[kellychaos]

Denial. :(

[Matt Harty]

COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLE SAID THIS SAME EXACT THING MAD MAX????

COULD IT BE??!?!?!?

[Anonymous]

Matt: No you didn't fucktard, you used it on some other fucktard. I'd still like to know what "gossip" I'm suppose to be divulging, considering I pretty much just posted what's common knowledge anyway.

kellychaos: No, fucktard.

[Big McLargehuge]

SAMMICH TIME :0

[Matt Harty]

I pretty much just posted what's common knowledge anyway.



Then you'd be implying that you can actually absorb information, which is impossible for a piece of shit to do.

[Anonymous]

Matt: Why? You do it all the time, fucktard. :lol

[Matt Harty]

REPEATING THINGS NOW ARE WE :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

Matt: REPEATING THINGS NOW ARE WE FUCKTARD :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

http://img69.photobucket.com/albums/v209/GHOSTOFFRAISER/madmax.gif

[Esuohlim]

Mad Max you should make a topic that says "Sign here if you read all the shit I wrote in the 'New Fall Line-up' thread" and see how many replies you get there.

[Matt Harty]

Matt: REPEATING THINGS NOW ARE WE FUCKTARD :rolleyes

REPEATING THINGS NOW ARE WE? :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

Mad Max you should make a topic that says "Sign here if you read all the shit I wrote in the 'New Fall Line-up' thread" and see how many replies you get there.

haha i didnt read fuc**n shit

[Anonymous]

Cool! I got a spin off! :party

The poster is completely wrong though >:

[Matt Harty]

If it makes you look like a fag, how could it be wrong?

[Esuohlim]

Sh*t we found Mad Max's weekness and that is making posters that are completely wrong I think we got him now guys let's go.

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: Really doesn't matter who read what, I got the response, fucktard.

Matt: REPEATING THINGS NOW ARE WE FUCKTARD? :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

REPEATING THINGS NOW ARE WE :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

ATTACK!

http://img69.photobucket.com/albums/v209/GHOSTOFFRAISER/max2.gif

[FartinMowler]

I will give this :/ :/ :/ out of 10

[GADZOOKS]

Go beat your kids mowler (baddum-boosh)

[Esuohlim]

Oh snap he'll be raising the white flag in no time.

Also haha to Mad Max for writing all that and if you wanted the same response you should have been just like "POSRT HERE FRCKTARDS" and it would have the same effect but no you wrote like 6000 words and that's why we win automatically.

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim/GADZOOKS: Amusing how fucktard monkeys like you can draw slightly better than you can form a coherrent sentence. You had help with those anyway fucktard, don't fucking deny it.

Fartin: Yeah, go molest your daughters fucktard.

Matt: REPEATING THINGS NOW ARE WE FUCKTARD :rolleyes

[FartinMowler]

It would be funny if Mad Max was really Rongi and he was angry because his post count would be up in the 6000 range or more by now :lol

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: Ah but if I wrote something that short, nobody would've posted. I've done similar threads like that already. You're not suppose to be posting in my threads at all fucktard. :lol
So you're not even in the game really since you foreited a long time ago. :lol

But its still amusing to have you along, oh and that's a fucktard for you.

[Esuohlim]

I'm going to be 100% serious right now. There is nothing more pointless than "insulting" someone over the Internet (I used the word loosely because you aren't good at it). To everybody, you are just words on a screen. NOBODY gets a bit angry at you, because this is the Internet, and getting angry at somebody you don't know on the Internet is the lamest thing ever.

And speaking of your "insults", there's a point when you realize that those kinds of insults are of the must immature kind ever. Mad Max, you can't be a day older than 14.

[FartinMowler]

I don't understand what Elouquentoconfusomasterbator said :/

[GADZOOKS]

to put in in your words maxwell: you are a talentless prepubescent fucktard.

[Anonymous]

While that's true, it seems like people on here get mad over stupid shit on all the time on this board.

Ultimately, whether I'm funny or not and whether I annoy, anger, or do nothing to people is actually irrelevant, I'm being amused, and that's what's important.

Fucktard.

Pass.

[Anonymous]

I still love all the assumptions still made about me though :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

I thought it was very funny!

[GADZOOKS]

when your serious, your pretty pathetic.

[Anonymous]

Who said I was serious? :lol

[GADZOOKS]

I was talking to jerksby, assmagnet!

Because i like pushing his buttons.

[Anonymous]

See this beautiful chemistry? Me and Esuohlim SHOULD get our own show! :lol

[Esuohlim]

I'm being amused, and that's what's important.

Being easily amused doesn't help your case.

[Drev]

Make a show about me. >:

[GADZOOKS]

You will be killed off in the first season after milhouse invents a time machine and goes back to your birth and shake you til your brain comes out your nose.

That would be very entertaining.

[ziggytrix]

I've maintained since my Freshman year that being easily amused is a sign of either retardation or genius.

[Anonymous]

Doesn't hurt it! :lol

Listen, stop trying to figure it out, you'll never get it, so just sit back and either enjoy the ride or ignore it. Your choice.

[Esuohlim]

Ziggy, shut up :(

[Anonymous]

Drev: We already got a reality show called "I, Fucktard." you can have a special guest spot in that.

[Esuohlim]

"I, Fucktard", now what is that a "hilarious" paraody of Mad Max?

[GADZOOKS]

Actually, it woukd be funnier if milhouse hires michael jay fox to go back in time in doc's delorean to hold mad max's newborn body, who will be onece again, shaken to death by fox's parkinsons.

The marketing sells itself.

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: That's the spirit fucktard! :)

[Esuohlim]

See, Gadzooks says clever things. Why can't you?

[GADZOOKS]

Go find some clever max, there's probably a 4-leafed clever in your backyard, that's lucky.

[Anonymous]

I'm the straight man in this comedy team, if I said funny things I'd show your fucktard ass up.

And Yes you may ALL go ahead and make some predictable remark about "straight man" I give that one to you fucktards. :lol

[Matt Harty]

I'm going to be 100% serious right now. There is nothing more pointless than "insulting" someone over the Internet (I used the word loosely because you aren't good at it). To everybody, you are just words on a screen. NOBODY gets a bit angry at you, because this is the Internet, and getting angry at somebody you don't know on the Internet is the lamest thing ever.

And speaking of your "insults", there's a point when you realize that those kinds of insults are of the must immature kind ever. Mad Max, you can't be a day older than 14.

SRSLY? CAUSE IM RLY PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW >: >:

[ziggytrix]

He's making an effort to be funnier guys. Can't you just accept him as he is?

[Matt Harty]

IM TOO PISSED OFF ZIGGY >:

[Drev]

Hey can I zombie baby come up at the end of episodes to say witty quotes? :(

[Esuohlim]

I said funny things I'd show your fucktard ass up.

What is this, third grade? Are you seriously not out of the "I can do better than that, I just don't feel like it right now" stage of your life yet? Get some balls and live up to what you claim, you pompous faggot.

[GADZOOKS]

To Drev:

No that's how Fox Force Five got cancelled.

Pulp Fiction refrence

[GADZOOKS]

Anything you can do I can do better
I can do anything better than you

sing it straightman!

[Matt Harty]

NO YOU CANT

[GADZOOKS]

YES I CAN!

[Esuohlim]

NO YOU CAN'T

[Esuohlim]

What's this thread about again?

[GADZOOKS]

OH POTATO, LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF

[Matt Harty]

It's another one of those Max Man or whatever his name is threads :o

[GADZOOKS]

It's a touching tale of mad max's trail to manhood, which turns out to be a musical.

He's probably posting now at something awful with the name Angry Angus or Pissed Off Paula Owens.

[Matt Harty]

I know right, probably saying something like "FUCK YOU GUYS, FUCK YOU!"

I'm so jealous.

[GADZOOKS]

"lowtax, more like lowspermcount, you fucktard!"

- Pissed Off Paula Owens

[Esuohlim]

He's not allowed to disagree with Lowtax or else he'll get banned.

You're also not allowed to put an "e" in the second word of your post there too, or you'll get banned.

[GADZOOKS]

All for the low low price of 10 bucks

[ArrowX]

you dickanus you don't pick the toilate seat up before taking a shit. You'd fall righ into the bowl!

[GADZOOKS]

Well we had a good run.

ArrowX, i hope all your grandmothers die soon, and if they already are then LOL.

[ArrowX]

1 down....

[GADZOOKS]

1 LOL to go.

:lol

[Esuohlim]

http://www.goonse.cx/uploads/5/jambalaya.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

:lol

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=13212

go there, milly

[Anonymous]

Hey look, its Milhouse telling jokes that only he and his "character" find funny! Hey fucktard, here's a clue, when making a character, make sure its actually different from you, or at least clever!

Its a sad sad man who needs to use different accounts to make out like someone actually thinks he's funny and witty.

And Milhouse you have an UNHEALTHY obsession to what I'm doing here. That very fact indicates that you're obviously one of the lame fucks you mentioned that gets pissed off by people on the internet.

Like I said, I don't have to prove shit. I don't have live up to whatever your perception of "funny" is or anyone else's.

Now then, shall we continue this ballet or will you stop posting in my threads, like you VOWED you were going to do because it was "boring"?

Nice to see I haven't had ANY effect on you fucktard. :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
How's this for redundancy? :lol

[Matt Harty]

See Arrowx, you know nothing about I-mockery. Gadzooks is Professor Cool's character.

:rolleyes

[Anonymous]

Matt: Get off the goddamn board your faggot bitch Retro is looking for your goddamn fucktard pussy asshole cunt fuck! :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Matt Harty]

OH SHIT! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Anonymous]

Matt: Fuck you you godamn fuckdick shit eating dog raping child fucker! Eat ArrowX's fucking shit you fecal freak! :lol

[GADZOOKS]

Im actually Capn Crunch

NIGGA
NIGGA
DILBERT PORN
NIGGA
NIGGA
DILBERT PORN

[Anonymous]

GADZOOKS: I really don't give a shit who the fuck you are you fucktard fucker fuck, you're fucking lame, you suck dick and you're a big cunt face! :lol

Take that back to fucking Detroit and tell the "brothas" you got fucking verbally raped by Mad motherfucking Max you fucking fucktard! :lol

[Sethomas]

Mad Max wouldn't feel the need to write so much drivel if he didn't feel the need to fit in. He disproves his claim that he's just here for amusement by trying to be funny. Such a sad, pathetic soul.

[Anonymous]

Sethomas: Oh here's another "grand analysis" from the suicide queen. Hey fucktard, its pretty fucking obvious I'm not here to fit in you stupid ass fucktard bitch motherfucker! :lol

This is no way to make friends! :lol

Seth go back sucking on the fucking barrel of a gun and pull the goddamn trigger already! You're white and you're lame! :lol

[Matt Harty]

OH SHIT SETH HE CALLED YOU WHITE

[sadie]

this thread was amusing. i wonder if that makes me an idiot or a genius. since my ten bucks has been going unused for quite some time now, i'd say genius.

[Anonymous]

WHO THE HEEL DO YOU FUCKTARDS THINK CHU FUCKIN WIT HUH? YOU WANNA FUK WIT ME? CHU FUCKIN WIT THA BEST!

SAY HELLO TO MY LETTLE FRIEN!!!!!


FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YEAH YOU LIKE THAT? YOU WHORES! FUCKTARDS! COWARDS! YOU THINK THAT CAN STOP ME? I'M MAD MOTHAFUCKIN MAX! I'M MAD! I'M MAD!

FUCKTARD!

FUCKTARD! FUCKTARD! YOU FUCKIN' WIT DA BEST!

FUCKTARD YEEEEEEAH! HOW CHU LIKE THAT HUH?

YOU THEENK YOU INSULTS CAN STOP ME?

FUCKTARD! FUCKTARD! FUCKTARD!

I FUCKIN KEEL YOU ALL ASSHOLES! I TAKE ALL YOU BITCHES! WHO YOU THINK I AM SOME KINDA MIHE KON? I SEND YOU ALL TO FUCKEEN HELL!

YOU NEED A FUCKIN' ARMY TA STOP ME!

FUCKTARD FUCKTARD! FUCKTARD!

I PISS ON YO' FACES AND SHIT DOWN YO' NECKS!

I MAD MOTHAFUCKIN MAX YOU BETTA RECOGNIZE FUCKTARDS!

(Goes into insane laughter)

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Matt Harty]

Diaper change!

[GADZOOKS]

you cracked. Esuohlim wins!

[Anonymous]

Matt: Sheesh, way to ruin the moment fucktard. You were suppose to type:

*Shoots you in the back with a shot gun*

[bigtimecow]

MAD MAX IF YOU'RE SO MAD THEN GIVE ME SHOW

MAKE SURE MY SHOW IS LOL

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: Nope still haven't won fucktard.

[Matt Harty]

FUCK, AND I WAS THINKING THAT TOO

*SHOOTS U IN THE BACK WITH A SHOTGUN*

[Anonymous]

Big fat cow: Fuck off fucktard, this is a private war, and you weren't invited.

Matt: Well next time go with your first instincts, the moment has passed now, fucktard.

[Esuohlim]

Shit, I was just watching Celebrity Poker Showdown and the Seinfeld with the white chick named Donna Chang and now this has happened. :eek

And Mad Max officially wins only when he admits he lost. Then he truly wins (FIGURE THAT ONE OUT HAHA I'M A GENIUS)

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Just to let you know, I'll be doing the weather on the I-Mockery morning show.

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: You lose automatically for posting in thread fucktard! :lol
My thread, my fucking rules! :lol

Jim: Okay fucktard, the job is yours. :)

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Hey we haven't gotten banned and fucktards keep posting, we must be doing something right! :lol

[GADZOOKS]

HAPPY 100 post NEw fall lineup!

[Anonymous]

Shit yeah! :party

As you were fucktards. :)

[Mike]

This is the funniest thread there's been since the Great Homo-Porn Banning Fiesta.

[Big McLargehuge]

I wouldn't know, cause i didn't read it. I was watching a movie with my friends and touching a girl >:. JERKS

[Supafly345]

I used to knock the books out of the hands of kids like Mad Max.

[Matt Harty]

haha fag i wear a backpack try it on me

[Supafly345]

Well I hope you're hungry because all the lunchroom is serving you today is sandwiches full of knuckle.

[Matt Harty]

I BRING A BAG LUNCH

[Supafly345]

Stupid freshman.

[Matt Harty]

THEY SEARCH THE BACKPACKS SO THATS WHERE I HIDE THE GUN

[GADZOOKS]

are you influenced by that Pearl Jam video, matt?

[Matt Harty]

what :(

[GADZOOKS]

ever >:

[kellychaos]

If you act now, we'll send you this potato peeler ... FOR FREE!

[liquidstatik]

HAY IM ABOUT TO EAT A CHEESEBURGER GUYS, K?

[Matt Harty]

GIMME THE PICKLES :O

[liquidstatik]

SORRY I ALREADY ATE IT BUT YOU CAN HAVE MY FRIES CAUSE I REALLY DUN LIEK THE FRIES HERE. HOPE THAT'S OKAY! ;D

[Dr. V]

are you influenced by that Pearl Jam video, matt?

Jermey spoke in, class todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! ahhh aaaa, ahhh aaaa.