WHO WANTS TO GO TO OREGON WITH ME??? (SIGN UP HERE)

[Mike]

Let's play Oregon Trail. Four of you sign up so we can have fun deer chasing adventures and crap. Ya I'm on vicodin...

I am recovering from corrective jaw surgery and half of my face is swollen so big I look like an obese bull dog. I'm not supposed to move around much and I'm bored. I can't find my brother's digi cam so I can't show you how stupid I look. >:

SO SIGN UP and see what happens. I promise to let you rest a few days when you get frostbite or herpes or whatever.

[Matt Harty]

haha nobody wanted to tell you a joke

[Mike]

:/ meh...this idea is better anyway.

[DashingBolognas]

I will join your motley band, but only if you can guarantee that I die of dysentery. :loo

[Sethomas]

GIVE ME CHOLERA OR GIVE ME DEATH. >:

[Mike]

OK. No fourth i-mockery member has joined so the fourth member of the crew will be named JerkChicken. Screenshots to follow.

[thebiggameover]

the indians will kill you and rape your white devil bodies...

:(

[Mike]

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/ot/ot1.JPG

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/ot/ot2.JPG

1861 pounds baby!!! Too bad the weak little fucker can only carry 100. :(

[Mike]

We passed a grave site apparently.


http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/ot/ot3.JPG

LOL

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

You pick up a hiker along the way.

[GADZOOKS]

how and where do you play

[Mike]

You pick up a hiker along the way.

That was some tasty hiker.

[GADZOOKS]

How do you paly and with other people,mike

[Mike]

Nah, this ain't multiplayer. I just entered in their names. I downloaded it from McClain's OT page.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/oregontrail/default.asp

[Mike]

(had to abbreviate your name DashyBologna person)

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/ot/ot4.JPG
http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/ot/ot5.JPG

[Mike]

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/ot/ot6.JPG

Mean little prick

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/ot/ot7.JPG

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/ot/ot8.JPG

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/ot/ot9.JPG

Pull it together you bum

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/ot/ot10.JPG

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/ot/ot11.JPG

WTF are dalles anyway?

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/ot/ot12.JPG

Hardcore maaan!!!

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/ot/ot13.JPG

w00t

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/ot/ot14.JPG

Alright, go carpenters.. or something.

GAH!!! My face feels heavy.

[DashingBolognas]

Hmmm, the measels and a fever, awesome! And to answer your question, thought I'm not sure if you were joking or not, "The Dalles" is a point at which the Columbia River narrows. When making the jorney along the Oregon trail, emigrants where forced float down the river at this point due to the impassibility of the Cascades.

[Supafly345]

This is why I love the gaming forum so much, I always find threads about stuff like this.

[liquidstatik]

I wanna be in it, mike. :(

[Mike]

Well I'm just as bored today as I was yesterday so I'll do it again, and apparently it should be in the gaming forum, so look there for another one of these.. although really this is probably way more fun for me than it is for you. This might seem like a really retarded idea of a fun time and probably when I'm not half-way asleep, swollen and puking and on vicodin I'll look back on this and shake my head and thank you guys for humoring me.

[Matt Harty]

wow

[Mike]

Nevermind, this idea sucks and I'm sick of oregon trail anyway. Anyone who still wants to do it and wasn't just being sarcastic, make your own. I am in a really bad mood and my face feels like it's trying to break out of my skin.

[Anonymous]

well, don't cry. it's what the bullies want.

[Mike]

Shut up

[ItalianStereotype]

wow, Mike.

that was fucking devastating.

[Mike]

Good cuz I was going for devastating.

[ItalianStereotype]

man, oh MAN, I'd hate to be Chojin right about now. you're cold blooded, Mike.

[Mike]

Ok, so you REALLY REALLY wanna be sarcastic, even though it makes no sense after my last comment and you're just being redundant. If you really just hate me and you want to diss me even though you have nothing on me and you can't think of anything even mildly insulting, be my guest, I'm going to sleep. Later.

[Matt Harty]

AS MIKE COMMENTATES ON HIS OWN BAD INSULTS

[Mike]

As Matt bumps this thread back up to the top even though it's over and should die.

No, this post doesn't count. It was already bumped up >: