sex dreams again

[da blob]

I just remembered a dream I used to have - having sex with my older sister. Which would be lesbian sex, for I am of the female kind (for those who don't know). But then these dreams used to be so vivid, that sometimes I wasn't sure whether they were DREAMS or MEMORIES.
Does it ever happen to other people ? Should I be locked up right now ?




Oh and unleash your lesbian fantasies as much as you want, I don't care, I'm off to bed. And FYI I have never had any lesbo sex / relationship, and never been attracted to it at all (yuck).

[AChimp]

You know, I had the same dream a few days ago, except I was watching you two. :(

[sadie]

one should never be penalized for her dreams.

[executioneer]

penalized heheheheh

[GADZOOKS]

No willie, it was a lesbian dream.

Once i dreamt I was a eskimo, doesn't mean I am a eskimo.

I wish I was :(

[executioneer]

gadzooks is that a frank zappa reference

[GADZOOKS]

Watch out where the huskies go, Don't you eat that yellow snow :(

[executioneer]

don't you eat that yellow snow >:

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.stitchdirect.co.uk/acatalog/P3.jpg

Oh, Bother

[executioneer]

sorry for hijacking the thread you guys :lol

[GADZOOKS]

BACK TO THE LESBIAN SISTERS.

Sounds like a lifetime movie, only without the beatings.

[Esuohlim]

I just have to mention Lotida in this thread, then I'm off.

[subterfuge]

that's a really gross dream series. But, I once heard this doctor on a talk radio show say that if you dream about sexing a same-sex family member, it means you're sexually attracted to yourself.

But then ... I have no idea what being sexually attracted to yourself says about your mental stability.

[the[Hitman]]

wonder what it says about people have insanely violent dreams like me...

[da blob]

it means you hate yourself cause your mommy never hugged you as a baby.
sad.

[maggiekarp]

Does masturbating make you gay? :o

[Demogorgon]

Attracted to yourself... hmm... no need for porn anymore.

Try Fruedian dream analysis if you really want to get to the bottom of things. I'm good at some analysis, but none sex related.

[Esuohlim]

Attracted to yourself... hmm... no need for porn anymore.

OH YOU :lol

[King Hadas]

Attracted to yourself... hmm... no need for porn anymore.

Try Fruedian dream analysis if you really want to get to the bottom of things. I'm good at some analysis, but none sex related.

Well I had a dream last night that I was a lose cannon cop on the edge and Queen Latifah was an escaped convict who fought demons and we had to join up forces to fight the evil demon Demongo. I learned all about Quanza and Africa and Queen Latifahs old sitcom, Living Single. It was a great dream until my head was cut off by Demongo and while he was doing it I started babbling about accountents and gay people and then when my head hit the ground the dream ended just like an episode of Buffy the Vampire slayer. Then I woke up and rolled over and took a big dump on my pillow and then learned my father had contracted AIDs from a homosexuil afair with Bobet Saget and then I really woke up.

[da blob]

So being sexually attracted to oneself is weird. You think.
I thought it was pretty standard procedure for a healthy sexual life.


I know better than you, so fuck off.

[Matt Harty]

just dont fuck yourself in the butt!! :eek

[Pub Lover]

...unless you're willing to share pictures. :orgasm

[GADZOOKS]

(Flashback to Pub Lover in 1989)

http://www.saccapitals.com/images/photos/kid.jpg

UNLESS YOUR WILLING TO SHARE PICTURES!

[Pub Lover]

http://www.geocities.com/pubicpublover/pic/ghostbuster_cool.txt
I'm about six there, which should be right. :(

[Demogorgon]

King Hadas: Judging by your dream and your explicit memory thereof, I would say that you were only in the first state of sleep and were reliving things you had seen earlier that day mixed with insanely paranoid attention to detail. Or you made the story up.

You need to calm down or get a better sense of humor (not implying that mines too great either).

[Raize]

If you have dreams about making love to your sister then you should cut off your penis.

I mean it. Do it now.

Which would be lesbian sex, for I am of the female kind (for those who don't know).

People who talk like that are really guys or women who think too highly of themselves to spend time posting on the INTARWEB. Go fucking masturbate some more and then see if your sister still shows up in your dreams you pretender.

I bet wearing panty hose makes you horny you sick fuck.

[Captain Goodtimes]

Do you get a raize out of being a dickhead?

[da blob]

Raize. Stop hitting on me.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

OH YOU POSER YOU :lol

[FS]

I've had sex with some weird, embarassing things and people in my dreams. And whenever I attempt sex with someone normal, the person or dream suddenly changes to something non-sexual and completely off-turning. I'm pretty sure there's some kind of theme of self-hatred or insecurity in there.

As for your dream, I don't think it means anything significant, unless it's something innocent like an unconscious wish to spend more time with your sister than you're doing right now or restoring an old, closer bond you had with her.

Still, if push should come to shove, be sure the camera crew you hire knows what they're doing.

P.S. I'm very good at holding microphones.

[AChimp]

Even while jerking off?

[Terra]

I love this chimp. :)

[Jixby Phillips]

you would

[ArrowX]

I like dreams where you fall off of things because you feel like you are but when you wake up you haven't moved!

You always wake up before you die in a dream.

[Matt Harty]

How do you die? I fall and hit the ground, then get up.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

BACK TO THE LESBIAN SISTERS.

Sounds like a lifetime movie, only without the beatings.

Yeah, but we ALL know that Fartin can't act. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

I've been killed plenty of times in dreams, and i'll keep dreaming even though i'm dead and dogs are ripping me apart :D

[FS]

Jixby, what kind of dogs are they? Meaning what size, color, do they have long hair or short, long tails or not, from what part of the world are they etc.

[The Fifth Man]

I like dreams where you fall off of things because you feel like you are but when you wake up you haven't moved!

You always wake up before you die in a dream.

That never happens in my dreams. I always fucking die horribly, then wake up right after. So far I've been shot twice, and sucked out an airlock.

God, I hate sleeping.

[Dole]

Jixby, what kind of dogs are they? Meaning what size, color, do they have long hair or short, long tails or not, from what part of the world are they etc.

FS, I get the impression you are wanking whilst typing that.

[FS]

Fish toss. I mean, piss floss. I can't spell that well with only my left hand!

[ArrowX]

I had to walc arcross a 1 foot wide, rail-less bridge to get to carls jr. once I fell :(