View Full Version : SPIDERS!! (JEANETTEX REPORT)
Jul 14th, 2004, 01:38 AM
Today i went into the ktichen today to get some cheetos and then i notice this huge fucking spider comin from under my mini-fridge.
I didn the practical thing and step on it. Stopped it in his trakcs but then coming out of the big spider over (not exaggerating) 30 to 40 mini spiders. And to my dismay, the big spider was still alive walking away from it's like 40 plus hellspawn.
I got my one can of bug spray, and killed as many of the mini spiders as I could find.Then, since stepping on it didn't work i literally drown the big one in bug spray.
Jeanette, do you know what spider I'm talking about, and are the minispiders like parasites, and should i be worried about these things. Cause if i see another one I'm calling the exterminator.
Jul 14th, 2004, 01:42 AM
Jul 14th, 2004, 01:45 AM
I found two mini-spiders who strayed from the rest of the army, I named them Hawkeye and BJ Honeycutt, then i killed them.
I feel sick.
Jul 14th, 2004, 01:55 AM
Hmmm....a reply to this thread has a virtual fork on the road. One side leading to intelligence and helping out, and the other has idiocy. Therefore, I shall post both sides and let you choose.
1.) Probably an egg sack just hatched or something, but they'll probably leave the house, but there'll still a bunch, so best to get an exterinator.
2.) OMG ZERG RUSH!!1 kekekekekekekekeke ^________^
Jul 14th, 2004, 02:13 AM
I'm glad you find my tragedy hilarious drev.
I can't believe you.
Jul 14th, 2004, 02:15 AM
I'm not finding it hilarious. I just didn't see the previous post. WHy would yu name them then kill them? :(
Jul 14th, 2004, 02:28 AM
a deep-seated hatred of M*A*S*H
Jul 14th, 2004, 02:29 AM
BECAUSE IF YOU WATCHED MASH..
SHUTUP DREV >:
Jul 14th, 2004, 02:30 AM
lol you wanted to MASH them hahaha :lol
Jul 14th, 2004, 02:31 AM
Yeah, im afraid i had to say
Jul 14th, 2004, 02:32 AM
I watched MASH (sorta), but that's not a reason to kill them. :(
Those spiders could've graduated and become scientists. >:
Jul 14th, 2004, 02:34 AM
Hey Drev, Comedy called, It's suing you for Defamation of it's Character. :Hi-OH
Jul 14th, 2004, 02:35 AM
i think SOMEBODY read charlotte's web too many times :rolleyes
Jul 14th, 2004, 02:37 AM
Once is enough >:
Jul 14th, 2004, 04:31 AM
The M*A*S*H theme is called "Suicide is Painless", or something like that. Woo.
Jul 14th, 2004, 07:36 AM
SHUT UP GADZOOKS
Jul 14th, 2004, 08:33 AM
I WOULD THINK SO :lol
Jul 14th, 2004, 08:46 AM
OH MAN :lol
Jul 14th, 2004, 08:47 AM
THAT IS SOMETHING I COULD GET BEHIND :lol
Jul 14th, 2004, 08:48 AM
Jul 14th, 2004, 11:24 AM
you killed the mommy spider. :(
Jul 14th, 2004, 01:28 PM
was it one of these?
Jul 14th, 2004, 04:53 PM
I named them Hawkeye and BJ Honeycutt, then i killed them.
Did naming them make it easier, harder, or have no affect on your desire to kill them?
Jul 15th, 2004, 10:25 PM
How large were they in centimeters, what color(s) were they, and what region do you live in?
Jul 15th, 2004, 10:35 PM
So they use metric in Pretentia?
Jul 15th, 2004, 10:48 PM
"butt ugly" in color, and of "the ass bitin' variety" i would imagine, eh?
Jul 15th, 2004, 11:06 PM
probably a drug induced hallucination
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