Japanese store

[Gåte]

Wasn't there a link some time from i-mockery to a japanese online store that sold alot of japanese stuff.
Anyone remember the address?

[FartinMowler]

Tat wad teh dirty one wit secksy asian girls :( It wasn't appropriate for the mantaly disturbed

[Emu]

You might be thinking of the one on somethingawful.com.

[ItalianStereotype]

J-list, maybe? (http://www.jlist.com/s__index_i-mockery.html)

[Mockery]

Correct, it was J-List. Their campaign ended a few months ago. Still, if you should buy anything from them Gåte, tell 'em you came from I-Mockery so they know. Thankee.

[da blob]

hey I once saw a hello kitty vibrator on a japanese sex shop site. no kidding.

[ArrowX]

I'm not surprised japs are scary :(

[Black Flag]

but i'm very surprised that they are scary!

[Black Flag]

they seem like they'd be so friendly!

[Jixby Phillips]

yeah

[Kiriyama]

they seem like they'd be so friendly!

Actually, from what i hear... the Japanese can be a very agressive race, and do not tend to like foreigners. Which worries me somewhat, as i plan to teach English as a foreign language in Japan when i'm older. :/

[ArrowX]

no you fool theyre actually the most un assholeish group of people on the planet. if you leave a wallet on a bench for 2 days chances are it'll still be there. That and the parents seem pretty cool the curfew of most kids is like 2AM

[pjalne]

Oh, now you've done it, Kiriyama. Nobody messes with ArrowX!

[KittyHead]

In my experience, it was the Chinese people that were mean and didnt like foreigners... Ive had Japanese roomates that were all kind and fun to hang out with. They told me that out of the Asian race, no one likes the Koreans. But, I could be totally wrong, im just going off of what some people told me. But, it is North Korea mind you, that has totally isolated themselves from everyone, and is known to have extremely up to date technology and weapons of mass destruction.... And they have never liked us.

Sorry, weird tangent... Ive been watching the discovery channel a lot lately.... *shrugs*

Back to the subject... Japanese stores are crazy weird... and they always have strange ass gadgets and toys.

[Demogorgon]

On the cutting edge of sex and technology. The japaneze are hardly a religious people and mostly live lives revolving around entertainment and indulgence. They seem odd to other countries due to their open sexuality, but remember, if a religion with a huge ego didn't lead this country we too would have porn on basic cable. Sex isn't evil, it's a natural process, they understand that.

(I watch too much discovery and tech-tv and think too much)

[KittyHead]

^^ In thailand theyre so open with sexuality and alternative lifestyles they have the highest percentage of people that have had, are in the process of, or are waiting for a sex change. Supposedly they men (that are now women) hookers are prettier and more popular then the real women hookers. theyre big on "lady boys". hehe

[Demogorgon]

That disturbs me. I hope that is more of a cultural trend than it is a certain desire inside of people. :(

[KittyHead]

hahaha... or maybe..... just maybe.... the trend will leak over into America. haha....

[Demogorgon]

:/ Ok, fine. The surgery will be cheaper before it's popular anyway. Know any good places?

[KittyHead]

my backyard. i have some whiskey and a hunting knife. when are you available??

[Demogorgon]

Will everyone want me?Can you make me sexy? I want a D-cup also.

[KittyHead]

i have some water balloons and hair gel we can fill em with.

you will def be the prettiest of them all. can i call you my very own lady boy though? i have to market my work.

[Demogorgon]

*Sigh* Admit it, you want to have sex with me as a girl. I don't like your intentions, the deal is off. I'm just becoming a crossdresser when the fad hits.

(wow, we really beat this thread into the ground)

[KittyHead]

Fine. im keeping you deposit though. im gonna go find me a lady boy for myself.

P.S. Yeah we did didnt we. But what else am i going to do first thing in the morning while im at work and have nothing better to do?

[ItalianStereotype]

kiriyama, I demand you change your avatar. kuwada is a fucking fag.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

hey I once saw a hello kitty vibrator on a japanese sex shop site. no kidding.
uh..so does kitty do special tricks, or something.... :|

[KittyHead]

My bf's god awful sister has a hello kitty toaster. It doesnt even toast all the way cause it leaves a stupid kitty face in the middle.

[ArrowX]

The japanese made a sui that lets you have sex in big orgy chatrooms! You supposedly feel everything too :eek

[da blob]

uh..so does kitty do special tricks, or something.... :|

it was originally marketed as a "back massage vibrator" or whatever. yeah right.

[pjalne]

http://sylvielz.free.fr/gasp/axolotl.jpg

Is that one of those Mexican salamanders that are called someting like Quixilatlatl?

[KittyHead]

"The axolotl (Ambystoma mexicanum) is a large salamander native to Lake Xochimilco, Mexico. It belongs to the group of salamanders known as mole salamanders. Other members of this group include the axolotl's close relative, the tiger salamander (Ambystoma tigrinum), and the spotted salamander (Ambystoma maculatum). "



http://www.indiana.edu/~axolotl/images/ddaa.jpeg

*thumbs up*

[Kiriyama]

no you fool theyre actually the most un assholeish group of people on the planet. if you leave a wallet on a bench for 2 days chances are it'll still be there. That and the parents seem pretty cool the curfew of most kids is like 2AM

Well, i'm only going by what i've been told. Hence why i put 'apparently'. If i'm wrong, then so be it, but don't rag on me for stuff i've been told. K? ta.

Oh, now you've done it, Kiriyama. Nobody messes with ArrowX!

I've learnt my lesson. 2 non-n00b posts and already i'm being flamed. I'm scared of ArrowX, and i have a funny feeling that this board doesn't take new people on board well.

kiriyama, I demand you change your avatar. kuwada is a fucking fag.

It's as good as done... in the morning, when my eyes are no longer burning through need of sleep.

[da blob]

the catgirl wins.

[liquidstatik]

HFA;SHFDLSHFDLKHSLKD;FHA;SHF'SJ'

[Matt Harty]

he's gone noob3

[liquidstatik]

OMG I miss him too :(

[pjalne]

I've learnt my lesson. 2 non-n00b posts and already i'm being flamed. I'm scared of ArrowX, and i have a funny feeling that this board doesn't take new people on board well.

Actually, nobody cares about ArrowX. Welcome to the board.

[Matt Harty]

yeah we're all nice guys here

[Mr. Vagiclean]

nobody likes the koreans eh :(