mr adventure told me lotida was a hetero???

[Jixby Phillips]

:x :x :x gross weve had a hetero talking to us the whole time

guys syou better protect your penises while lotida is on the prowl :x :x :x

[Emu]

wed' better by some condems :eek

[Demogorgon]

Stay away from women, all they want are you man-juices.

[executioneer]

all that she wants is another baby :x

[sadie]

"condems" :O

[Lotida]

Jixby.....you sweetie you! You're thinking of me again!!

:love :love :love

[PILLOWFIGHT]

*phew*

[kellychaos]

A penis must have stimulus to work correctly.

[Matt Harty]

Jixby.....you sweetie you! You're thinking of me again!!

:love :love :love

GOOD ONE

[kellychaos]

I spit out my Mountain Dew.

[MrAdventure]

haha hey guys remember taht time lotida got in trouble for thikning a filling by the dentist was something else *entirely*

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Lotida]

Hey guys remember when Mr. Adventure said something funny.....

No? Me either! :tear

[Esuohlim]

Yeah uh Lotida I remember.

[Emu]

The Lotida's Questionable Sexuality posts should be backed up :(

[Matt Harty]

Hey guys remember when Mr. Adventure said something funny.....

No? Me either! :tear

haha remember that time you implied mr adventure wasnt funny and esuohlim shot you down haha :lol

[Lotida]

haha remember that time you implied mr adventure wasnt funny and esuohlim shot you down haha :lol

That was the same day we caught you sucking his dick wasn't it? :)

[Immortal Goat]

Haha, guys, remember that time Lotida was caught going to dicks.com and she lied to her mom saying it was for sporting goods?

[Lotida]

Lied to my mom? I don't live with my mommy anymore. Sorry....I actually am a grown up. I don't have to lie to my mom about anything. Sorry about your luck though! :)

[Anonymous]

I don't lie to my Mom anymore. She whipped me pretty bad after I lied about not going to cum in her mouth. :lol

[Matt Harty]

haha remember that time you implied mr adventure wasnt funny and esuohlim shot you down haha :lol

That was the same day we caught you sucking his dick wasn't it? :)

lol who's we

[Captain Goodtimes]

Her and her penis

[Lotida]

lol who's we

:conspiracy

[Matt Harty]

I'll go with Captain Goodtimes.

[Lotida]

I'll go with Captain Goodtimes.

I'm sure you'll both be happy together! :blowme


(This would explain why you feel the need to post picture after picture of yourself with no shirt on...... on a board that is 97% male!)

[liquidstatik]

I'll go with Captain Goodtimes.

I'm sure you'll both be happy together! :blowme
Yu already used that joke.

[kellychaos]

haha hey guys remember taht time lotida got in trouble for thikning a filling by the dentist was something else *entirely*

Make up your mind! I have to adjust the chair.

[Lotida]

Liquidstik....I wasn't joking! Now run along and bitch about this messageboard elsewhere. Perhaps you can get another forum locked.

Kelly... As if. You forget....I know what you look like! :puke

[kellychaos]

What's your point, Stinkfinger?

[liquidstatik]

Liquidstik....I wasn't joking! Now run along and bitch about this messageboard elsewhere. Perhaps you can get another forum locked.

Hopefully I'll get this one locked. :D

[Lotida]

What's your point, Stinkfinger?

What part of it didn't you understand munchkin?

[Pub Lover]

Hey Lotida, some of us guys actually do like the cock, so what's your point? :)

[Lotida]

Hey Lotida, some of us guys actually do like the cock, so what's your point? :)

That would explain why your "buddies" went for the cock porn when they were defending your honor! You should be flattered. ;)

[Captain Goodtimes]

Lotidas a homophober.

[Esuohlim]

When Lotida first ate her favorite food she was all "It's like a party in my mouth and only d*cks are invited". :x

[Pub Lover]

You should be flattered. ;)
Oh, I surely was. :)

[Lotida]

When Lotida first ate her favorite food she was all "It's like a party in my mouth and only d*cks are invited". :x

You say that like it's a bad thing. :)

[Matt Harty]

Hey Lotida, some of us guys actually do like the cock, so what's your point? :)

That would explain why your "buddies" went for the cock porn when they were defending your honor! You should be flattered. ;)

For the record I had nothing to do with that incident and I love females.

[Lotida]

For the record I had nothing to do with that incident and I love females.

And yet you post 1/2 naked pictures of yourself for all your buddies to see....hmmmmm.......

For the record, the fact you need to put it "on record" that you love females automatically puts you under suspicion.

:confused

[liquidstatik]

http://www.tvdads.com/images/danza.gif

[Esuohlim]

For the record, if putting things "on record" puts you under suspicion, then starting a sentence with "For the record" and talking about putting things "on record" puts you under suspicion for making a record of Matt Harty putting something on record, Lotida.

loo

[Pub Lover]

Hey Lotida, Esuohlim gets jokes. :)

[Esuohlim]

IS THAT GOING ON RECORD? >:

[Lotida]

Hey Lotida, Esuohlim gets jokes. :)

But he's not funny. Not at all. I thought MrAdventure was the worst and I don't even acknowledge him at all but now I'm thinking it's Esuohlim. Max already made him his bitch why is he bothering me? He's so lame. >:

[liquidstatik]

AND WHO ARE YOU TO TALK ABOUT FUNNY >:

[MrAdventure]

haha hey guys remember that time lotida got in a car wreck and lotida lost both her hands and she thought her wrist nubs kind of made her forearms look like d*cks so she got all excited until she realized her other hand wasnt there to jerk it off haha

[Esuohlim]

HAHA "MAD MAX MADE HIM HIS BITCH" HOW'S THAT LOTIDA I MEAN HE RAN AWAY FROM THE INTERNET

[Lotida]

AND WHO ARE YOU TO TALK ABOUT FUNNY >:

I wasn't trying to be funny jerkstick! Shouldn't you be somewhere else whining about how shitty this board is and how all the "good people" are gone?

[Lotida]

HAHA "MAD MAX MADE HIM HIS BITCH" HOW'S THAT LOTIDA I MEAN HE RAN AWAY FROM THE INTERNET

Tell me one thing before I go.......

IS THIS THE INTERNET OR WHAT??? :confused

[liquidstatik]

I DONT KNOW, WILL I GET FIRED IF I DONT? >:

[Jixby Phillips]

When Lotida first ate her favorite food she was all "It's like a party in my mouth and only d*cks are invited". :x

You say that like it's a bad thing. :)

PROOF :eek she really IS a hetero :x :x :puke

[ArrowX]

Lol did anyone catch the Daily Show with jon stewart with the turtle fucking hyperbole about a man marrying a turtle


Two straight parents is greater than one parent which is still greater than two gay parents which is equal to a man fucking a turtle.