I HAVE A QUESTION K :(

[liquidstatik]

There's this girl from my school and she's all liek 'DANNY I WANT YER WANKER' but she's all sluty and gross. :x

SHOULD I HIT IT?



Oh and she's hot. :(

[Matt Harty]

How many other people do you know that she's hit. :o

[liquidstatik]

Well.. she's 16(same as me) and she's had secks with liek 20 different guys. Most of them over 20 years old. And she says she doesnt have any diseases but yu know.. :/

[the[Hitman]]

just do her in the butt...

[da blob]

poor little girl. Tell her vaginal orgasm will probably not come before she's 25 or so, no need to try so hard. masturbation would be more useful, in fact.

[Jixby Phillips]

take some pictures of her and post htem

[Matt Harty]

Well.. she's 16(same as me) and she's had secks with liek 20 different guys. Most of them over 20 years old. And she says she doesnt have any diseases but yu know.. :/

If you don't feel insecure about being worse than the other 20 than go ahead. Try to stop her from liking older guys and secks you every day. :o

Watch out for AIDS :eek :eek

[sadie]

she's all sluty and gross.
Oh and she's hot.

?

[liquidstatik]

She's a very pretty lady.. but she does it a lot with a lot of people so that makes her real gross. And her vagina is prolly ugly, too. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

please take pictures of her i dont care if shes naekd or anything post them here

[Pancakes]

yea plz if shes pretty i can give you TIPS lol not the moeny

[Sethomas]

You should have a threesome with her and your best friend, whose homophobia is obviosly a reaction to his latent bisexuality.

[Methuselah]

Well you could always look and see what type of person she is. I mean is she like someone you could be friends with or is she just a girl you would have sexs with? And just give me her first name because I am making a chart of relations between hot girls and their names, so as in alot of girls with this name are usualy hot. Just something I am doing. But I say just ask your self if it is worth it.

[liquidstatik]

HER NAME IS MALLORY :X

[AChimp]

I AGREE WITH JIXBY. POST PICS PLS. THX.

[Pub Lover]

'DANNY I WANT YER WANKER'

I know 'wanker' is colloquial & shit, but I'm pretty certain that's the wrong use of the word unless she's asking for the masturbator that you own. :(

There are enough penis euphemisms already, without misusing other words to try & look cool. >:

[sadie]

http://digilander.libero.it/paolocupra/keaton/mallory.jpg

[liquidstatik]

'DANNY I WANT YER WANKER'

I know 'wanker' is colloquial & shit, but I'm pretty certain that's the wrong use of the word unless she's asking for the masturbator that you own. :(

There are enough penis euphemisms already, without misusing other words to try & look cool. >:

SHUT UP

[Pub Lover]

:lol

[AChimp]

:O

STATIK THINKS HE'S COOL BECAUSE ROG YELLED AT HIM. :lol

[liquidstatik]

What :(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

actually, static is a fucking idiot, regardless of his goddamned post count.

[Pub Lover]

Has this postcount bullshit really pissed you off so much you must obsess over it in your every post today? :lol

[Matt Harty]

Cosmo appeared and got pissed off about everything one day.

[mubert]

as long as she dont have gonorrhea, its all good. just make sure she doesnt bite your cock off. also, when you do her, dont use a condom, and when she gets pregnant, laugh your ass off, get a restraining order, and move very far away

[Pub Lover]

I'm not usually mean to newbs, but I really do think you should shut up if you're just going to spout more shit like that, Mubert. >:

[Pyorrhea]

mubert.... that rules.... but instead do her in the ass... then hold a gun to her head... and make her felch out your semen!

[ArrowX]

There's this girl from my school and she's all liek 'DANNY I WANT YER WANKER' but she's all sluty and gross. :x

SHOULD I HIT IT?



Oh and she's hot. :(

Paperbag

[Pyorrhea]

yes arrow... and mung felchers....

[mubert]

There's this girl from my school and she's all liek 'DANNY I WANT YER WANKER' but she's all sluty and gross. :x

SHOULD I HIT IT?



Oh and she's hot. :(

Paperbag

technical term is brownbag, and publover, i wouldnt call me a newb, cause ive been on the forums since 2002, but i forgot my password, and I only posted twice :P. Plus, I have been going to I mockery since Cooking with Popinski.

[Pub Lover]

Me too, but it doesn't make me cool. >:

[liquidstatik]

w/e :(

[mubert]

Yes it does. You're cool now. Now, leave me alone. :fu

[Captain Goodtimes]

Has anyone seen my MASK PICTURE

[Matt Harty]

I would like a follow-up on this sexual encounter with Mallory.

[liquidstatik]

I LET HER OFF EASY :(:(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

goin out with a pokemon?? :eek

[Matt Harty]

I LET HER OFF EASY :(:(


YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO HAVE SEX

[Captain Goodtimes]

You know, i was going to defend the establishment on this one, but after seeing liquid's IMPRESSIVE postcount, i might just have to change my mind :rolleyes

[Captain Goodtimes]

Damn, that is one fine postcount

2296

http://www.greenspun.com/benjamin/bcgshades.JPG

Just look at how it carries itself, that is HOT!

[Matt Harty]

Captain Goodtimes
Joined: 03 Jul 2004


"waaaah waaaaah waaaaah waaaaah"

[Captain Goodtimes]

W/E

[mubert]

Hey, I'm way worse. I joined yesterday, and my postcount is almost 100.

[liquidstatik]

YEH STOP POSTING SO MUCH >:

[mubert]

No. Just cause I like making myself heard doesnt mean that I'm a homo. Wait, yes it does. oh well.

[Matt Harty]

At least you admit you're a faggot.

[mubert]

I have more common sense than people who dont.

[Matt Harty]

lol you admitted liking penis :lol

[Emu]

:lol

[PILLOWFIGHT]

DANNY DONT DO IT <>:

[Big McLargehuge]

Don't listen to pillowfight, she just doesn't want you to have any fun :(

[Matt Harty]

no pillowfight wants liquid first :O

[PILLOWFIGHT]

i know about girls and i KNWO about this stuff and sluts like that have mercury in their v*gina and it will kill yyou :/

[Pancakes]

no srsly pillowfigth is right dun listen to matt he is a man hrore n you shoul be with virgrins :eek


hay liquid i got a hot gril for you!!

http://www.therealpresence.org/chapel/images/mary.jpg

[PILLOWFIGHT]

yr a dick i h8 you!!

[Pancakes]

WHRO ME??!?

[Pancakes]

nowim upset dun evre talk to me again!NJ

[Jixby Phillips]

take pictuers of her PLEASE

[PILLOWFIGHT]

jixby can you PLZ tell pancakes that i REALLY REALLY HATE IT!!

[Big McLargehuge]

I've been waiting weeks for this :0