First Impressions...

[Imadjinn]

The problem with first impressions is that you've only got one chance at making them...

I've buggered this up already haven't I...

Anyway, I'm Imadjinn and I'm here... So there...

[Matt Harty]

I don't think the greatest idea of making a first impression is to say that your first impression sucks, and whine about your own name in your sig.

[liquidstatik]

IMAGINE?

[Imadjinn]

Well, I've changed it now, so you can be happy Matt.

And it's ImaDJINN, y'know, like in Wishmaster? Oh forget it... This ingenuity is wasted.

[ItalianStereotype]

your sig is just hilarious.

what a trendy and modern pop culture reference.

[Matt Harty]

Well, I've changed it now, so you can be happy Matt.

And it's ImaDJINN, y'know, like in Wishmaster? Oh forget it... This ingenuity is wasted.

Here's another Mike, insulting his own posts so nobody else can have fun.

[Imadjinn]

Another Mike? Insulting my own posts so nobody else can have any fun? WTF are you talking about?!

your sig is just hilarious.

Which one, the one I have now or the one that I had before that Matt didn't like?

[ItalianStereotype]

does it matter? they're both so funny.

you're going to make a great addition to our loving family here at I-Mockery.net!

[ArrowX]

Man I don't even have to post :)

[liquidstatik]

When I look at yer location it makes me think we have a small alphabet. :(

[Mike]

Another Mike?

Matt's talking about me. He thinks I'm terrific. You should really be flattered.

[Imadjinn]

I am Mike, to be compared to an obviously wonderful individual such as yourself.

BTW ChainsawSmash, is that sarcasm? Not the loving family bit, but the both funny bit. Sorry if you were being sincere but I have doubts that you are being so and I am new and vulnerable as I don't know anybody and...

Sorry I sort of went overboard there... Carry on...

[Matt Harty]

WAIT UNTIL SOMEBODY CRITICIZES YOU TO APOLIGIZE FOR IT.

On that note welcome to I-MOCKERY.COM, dipshit.

[Pub Lover]

Matt, while I'm sure you're enjoying your new pet, can't you shut up for abit & let someone else play with him for a while? :)

[Matt Harty]

OK :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Emu]

i want a puppy :o

[ItalianStereotype]

no, no, no, Imadjerk, I'm the most unsarcastic person on these boards.

[Pub Lover]

That must be a very difficult position to maintain on a forum so full of no nonsense, straight talking people such as this one. :)

[Imadjinn]

Thanks for clearing that up for me ChainsawSmash and btw it's djinn not jerk.

[liquidstatik]

:lol Aaaaaahahha

[Anonymous]

MY MISTAKE. I WILL TAKES BLUES FOR 900.

[ItalianStereotype]

hey, no problem guy.



now, are you a character or are you just really, really stupid?

[liquidstatik]

I'm still laughing at what he said :lol :lol :lol

[Emu]

do you pronounce it duh-jen or is the d silent or what

[ArrowX]

I vote for stupid character. unless you just decided to join without reading any threads. No nice people join these boards.

[liquidstatik]

There's a lot of nice people on these boards.. :/

[ArrowX]

show me one....besides pillowfight

[Imadjinn]

It's pronounced as you'd say the booze Gin. Speaking of booze, it'll take a helluva lot to make me forget some of the retards on this board!

Now that's sarcasm.

[liquidstatik]

show me one....besides pillowfight

Mr Adventure
Schimid
Ninjavenom
Jin
Mew Barios
ChainsawSmash

need more? :o

[Pub Lover]

...it'll take a helluva lot to make me forget some of the retards on this board!...
That's not sarcasm. :(

[Anonymous]

It's someone trying to be stupid as a hliarious character :<

Sorry to bust y'alls bubble :'<

[Imadjinn]

New guys are popular around here aren't they? Fresh meat for the grinder I suppose...

[Emu]

You're makin' me want a sandwich :yum

[ArrowX]

Damn you and you showing me up

[liquidstatik]

heh :D

[Esuohlim]

I'm nice at heart. And in real life.

But the Internet gets me so angry sometimes, you know? >:

[Esuohlim]

BTW IMADJINN DOLLAR SIGNS ARE NOT LETTERS CHANGE YOUR SIG AGAIN >:

[Anonymous]

I'm nice, just not here.

[ArrowX]

BTW IMADJINN DOLLAR SIGNS ARE NOT LETTERS CHANGE YOUR SIG AGAIN >:

He's L337!

[Imadjinn]

Sorry, force of habit, what with most other sites I've been a part of having swear filters. I'll go change it right away sir...madam...whatever you are.

[Pub Lover]

My psychic friend just e-mailed me & told me to avoid General Blabber for the next few hours as these threads of utter stupidity ain't gonna be dying any time soon. :(

My psychic friend should of warned me off this site two years ago, jerk. >:

[ArrowX]

Fuck you Everyone is psychic (to an extent)

[Pub Lover]

ArrowX, your stupidity, as displayed in your posts, is like a tiny, tiny, yet extreamely sharp pin being slowly pushed out of my brain in all directions. >:

[Lotida]

ArrowX, your stupidity, as displayed in your posts, is like a tiny, tiny, yet extreamely sharp pin being slowly pushed out of my brain in all directions. >:

Wow......I didn't realize you let him have that much control over you! :/

[ArrowX]

I control you all Like puppets.....actually just sports :(

[Pub Lover]

Shut up, ArrowX. >:
Wow......I didn't realize you let him have that much control over you! :/
I was just waxing poetical for my retort. :/

Plus, I don't have a real life, so everything said by people here does actually affect me in a very pathetically awful way. :(

[mubert]

Do i have to introduce myself? Hi, Im Mubert, and I bought you for 30 bucks, now get on the carpet, and do what I paid you for...CLEAN MY DAMN FLOOR. I GOT SEMEN ON IT FROM YESTERDAYS PROSTITUTE.

[Lotida]

:rolleyes

Some of you guys just need to get laid so the stupid Characters will all die!

[liquidstatik]

I'm nice, just not here.

That's why I couldn't put you on the list. :x

[ArrowX]

Skankwank

[Esuohlim]

WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T TELL MUBERT HE'S NOT ON THE LIST. HE'LL BE HEARTBROKEN.

[Emu]

mubert shoul db eon the list becaus ehe stands up for teh little guys like arroxw

[liquidstatik]

Here's my Plan!:

I WANT TO GET ENOUGH POSTS TO MATCH THE NUMBER IN MY LOCATION :X







SERIOUS :X

[Lotida]

Can't you just change the number in your location to match the one you have now? :/

[Esuohlim]

Rongi could do it in three weeks. Tops.

[liquidstatik]

Can't you just change the number in your location to match the one you have now? :/

WHY DONT YOU GO WHINE ABOUT RECORDS OR SOMETHING >:

[liquidstatik]

Rongi could have did it in three weeks. Tops.

[mubert]

dont talk behind my back, it makes me get the feeling that people are talking behind my back.

[Esuohlim]

Mubert your hilarious Family Guy avatar is a red x.

[Mike]

Wow mubert, you really are a cool bastard! I am not nearly as much of a cool bastard as you. Please teach me your bastard ways.

[mubert]

well, fuck it, im not in the mood to learn how to fix it, then actually fix it

[mubert]

i just might make my own how to be a bastard thread, but once again, im too lazy right now.

[Mike]

Don't bother. I can tell you right now that the whole thread will be pointless and lame and no one will like it at all.

[mubert]

prolly right.

[Perndog]

"Djinn" is plural. The singular is "djinni." You can't be a djinn. I didn't read a single post in this thread.

:posh

[executioneer]

MAGIVC THE GATHERINGGGG

[Imadjinn]

You can't be a djinn

Look, it sounds like Imagine, OK? Imaginy isn't a word (as far as I know).

[Captain Goodtimes]

I hate that song, john lennon should be shot! http://www.5chan.net/upls/Mask_skullbugout___1089864909agc__157960ed.gif

RIP PAUL MCCARTNEY :(

[executioneer]

You can't be a djinn

Look, it sounds like Imagine, OK? Imaginy isn't a word (as far as I know).

dude djinn = more than one pay atention >:

[Imadjinn]

I know it means more than one, but as I already put, I wanted my net name to sound like Imagine. What, is Imaginy a word in your world?

[mubert]

leave the poor confused bastard alone. hes already been tortured enough.

[executioneer]

YEA LEAV ME ALONE >: >:

[Captain Goodtimes]

I know it means more than one, but as I already put, I wanted my net name to sound like Imagine. What, is Imaginy a word in your world?

IMAGINE THAT http://www.5chan.net/upls/Mask_skullbugout___1089864909agc__157960ed.gif

[executioneer]

lol w/e

[Captain Goodtimes]

Hey Will E. Cyotoe, did you get my PRIVATE MESSAGE

http://www.5chan.net/upls/Mask_skullbugout___1089864909agc__157960ed.gif

[executioneer]

yea but i can't think of any cartoon suicideds right now i mean maybe one time or other the bad guy gets so frustraded that he just jumps right off a cliff but is that even going to kill a guy who just had a safe dropped on him and live i mean come on

[Captain Goodtimes]

oh ok, just wonderin, I'm pretty sure that lobser DIED though.

Your alot nicer than that james guy...

[executioneer]

yea i'm pretty sure the only way a cartoon can die is by boiling or maybe getting shot w/ an arrow in the heart

[Lotida]

Don't bother. I can tell you right now that the whole thread will be pointless and lame and no one will like it at all.

Yea, but you'll post in it anyway! >:

[Matt Harty]

Ok you can all shut up now.

[Lotida]

Ok you can all shut up now.

Do you plan on posting this in every thread? :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

lol Lotida gets annoyed, that's a new one.

[Lotida]

lol Lotida gets annoyed, that's a new one.

Hey Matt....didn't you hear? It's the INTERNET! People don't really get annoyed. :) Just ask Milhouse!

[Matt Harty]

lol Lotida gets annoyed, that's a new one.

Hey Matt....didn't you hear? It's the INTERNET! People don't really get annoyed. :) Just ask Milhouse!

haha i can quote things hahha

[Lotida]

lol Lotida gets annoyed, that's a new one.

Hey Matt....didn't you hear? It's the INTERNET! People don't really get annoyed. :) Just ask Milhouse!

haha i can quote things hahha

How clever of you.......you just might be my new hero! :love Can you post a picture of yourself for me? One of those sexy ones with no shirt on!! :yum

[Matt Harty]

Only Retro and Davin do that shit, i'll have to charge you.

[Lotida]

All bullshit aside, ever wonder why they do that?

[Matt Harty]

Well if you're not flabby I don't see why not, or they could be in love with themselves.

[Captain Goodtimes]

that's why lotida never posts a pic

[Lotida]

Well if you're not flabby I don't see why not, or they could be in love with themselves.

So you would post 1/2 naked pictures of yourself to a bunch of guys because your not flabby???

[Matt Harty]

It makes the fat people sad :(

[mubert]

huh, this forum has gotten so off topic that i just dont give a shit. fat people post their pics, cause they think theyre hot shit. even when they arent.

[Matt Harty]

Shut the fuck up fatty.

[mubert]

hey bitch, does it make you feel bad knowing that I actually am NOT fat, so you're falsly accusing me? No? Well, that sure makes you one heartless mongoloid.

[Captain Goodtimes]

HEY BITCH :rolleyes

[mubert]

hey capitain goodtimes, thanks for not including that really annoying mask in EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN POST.

[Imadjinn]

Just how does an introduction from a newguy turn into a fat people bashing topic?

Only on I-Mockery!

I would call you Fatt Harty Matt, but a) I don't know whether you're fat or not and b) I could probably come up a better insult if I put my mind to it.

[Captain Goodtimes]

I love you guys.

[mubert]

heh, they all come crawling back.

[Captain Goodtimes]

i was talking to Imadjinn, remember that's plural

[Mike]

Mubert, you have exhausted your small arsenal of insults, comebacks and all other retort-oriented terminology and are now posting in total redundancy. Please shut up until you actually have something to say.

[Matt Harty]

Just how does an introduction from a newguy turn into a fat people bashing topic?

Only on I-Mockery!

I would call you Fatt Harty Matt, but a) I don't know whether you're fat or not and b) I could probably come up a better insult if I put my mind to it.

http://mattharty.com/photos/memorialweekend/mattthumbsup.jpg

That's me buddy, I am pretty chubby. :( :(

[liquidstatik]

Yer not chubby :(

[Matt Harty]

shut up youre just trying to make me feel better! im eating a tub of ice cream right now! :(

[mubert]

No. Maybe I DO have a tiny vocabulary of put downs, and maybe I have exhausted them, but it doesnt mean I still cant call you a fuckin queer. Unless you get on your knees and beg an adminto ban me, I'm afraid youll just hafta live with me. IE: shut the hell up you cocklicking shitfuck.

[Matt Harty]

Mad Max's first post on the boards beats everything you've said since you joined.

I don't think you can cut it man. :/

[mubert]

What topic? I wanna see how good this penis biter really is.

[liquidstatik]

Yeh Mad Max is the ultimate at being annoying. :(

[Matt Harty]

What topic? I wanna see how good this penis biter really is.

No, you'll reply to it. :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

hahahhahahhaha

[mubert]

I promise I wont.

[Pub Lover]

Mubert, I really don't appreciate your homophobia. :(

Hey Guys, I just woke up. :D

[liquidstatik]

HI PUB :D

[Captain Goodtimes]

THIS FIRST IMPRESSION WILL BE YOUR LAST!

[Matt Harty]

HI PUB :D

[mubert]

I'm not homophobic, but terms like that have just been branded into my mind as negative. Besides, unless you're gay, you should just let gay people say that themselves. I have yet been told by a gay person to stop that, and I do it around them all the time. Sure it makes them uncomfortable, but they don't say anything.

[Pub Lover]

As a man that enjoys to be sexually intimate with other men, & can indeed be labeled 'Homosexual', as I dislike the term 'gay', may I formally ask you to stop your use of such offensive terms?

Oh, & Hi Liquid & Matt, how are you guys doing? :)

[liquidstatik]

I'm doing good, thanks! :) And how about yerself?

[ScruU2wice]

OMG Ive been puting off this paper i have to write for like the last two hours...

[Pub Lover]

Oh, I'm alright, as good as can be expected really. :)

[Matt Harty]

That's good, i've been doing great! :)

[ScruU2wice]

how's the running going?

[Emu]

hey guys which is the best looking totaly spy

[ScruU2wice]

the ethnic one

[Esuohlim]

TOTALLY SPIES IS ANIME DISGUISED AS SOMETHING THAT MIGHT NOT SUCK IF YOU FIRST WATCH IT. DON'T BE FOOLED.

[ArrowX]

its one of those cheap North american Anime nockoffs like the new transformers series' and CyberSix :(

[Imadjinn]

I'd never say anything negative towards a homosexual person. Infact, I wouldn't even go near them!

[Esuohlim]

Shut up you faggot

[Emu]

HEY GUYS THIS IS THE TOTALLY SPIES FAN THREAD NOW. LET'S KEEP IT TOPICAL K.

[Big McLargehuge]

I am nuts :eek

[Mike]

Ya know mubert, you really should heed my advice. Otherwise you're just trying to suck. I'm not an admin so suit yourself. I was just sayin.

On second thoughts, you aren't The Senator are you? Only this one kid I know calls people "shitfuck". If you are the senator, then IM me. We need to discuss some things before the semester starts.

[Jixby Phillips]

Totally Spies gives me a totally boner

[Imadjinn]

100,000th post in this section! Hurrah!