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Imadjinn
Jul 17th, 2004, 06:52 PM
The problem with first impressions is that you've only got one chance at making them...

I've buggered this up already haven't I...

Anyway, I'm Imadjinn and I'm here... So there...

Matt Harty
Jul 17th, 2004, 06:54 PM
I don't think the greatest idea of making a first impression is to say that your first impression sucks, and whine about your own name in your sig.

liquidstatik
Jul 17th, 2004, 07:02 PM
IMAGINE?

Imadjinn
Jul 17th, 2004, 07:09 PM
Well, I've changed it now, so you can be happy Matt.

And it's ImaDJINN, y'know, like in Wishmaster? Oh forget it... This ingenuity is wasted.

ItalianStereotype
Jul 17th, 2004, 07:19 PM
your sig is just hilarious.

what a trendy and modern pop culture reference.

Matt Harty
Jul 17th, 2004, 07:23 PM
Well, I've changed it now, so you can be happy Matt.

And it's ImaDJINN, y'know, like in Wishmaster? Oh forget it... This ingenuity is wasted.

Here's another Mike, insulting his own posts so nobody else can have fun.

Imadjinn
Jul 17th, 2004, 07:42 PM
Another Mike? Insulting my own posts so nobody else can have any fun? WTF are you talking about?!

your sig is just hilarious.

Which one, the one I have now or the one that I had before that Matt didn't like?

ItalianStereotype
Jul 17th, 2004, 07:45 PM
does it matter? they're both so funny.

you're going to make a great addition to our loving family here at I-Mockery.net!

ArrowX
Jul 17th, 2004, 07:56 PM
Man I don't even have to post :)

liquidstatik
Jul 17th, 2004, 07:58 PM
When I look at yer location it makes me think we have a small alphabet. :(

Mike
Jul 17th, 2004, 08:00 PM
Another Mike?

Matt's talking about me. He thinks I'm terrific. You should really be flattered.

Imadjinn
Jul 17th, 2004, 08:15 PM
I am Mike, to be compared to an obviously wonderful individual such as yourself.

BTW ChainsawSmash, is that sarcasm? Not the loving family bit, but the both funny bit. Sorry if you were being sincere but I have doubts that you are being so and I am new and vulnerable as I don't know anybody and...

Sorry I sort of went overboard there... Carry on...

Matt Harty
Jul 17th, 2004, 08:17 PM
WAIT UNTIL SOMEBODY CRITICIZES YOU TO APOLIGIZE FOR IT.

On that note welcome to I-MOCKERY.COM, dipshit.

Pub Lover
Jul 17th, 2004, 08:20 PM
Matt, while I'm sure you're enjoying your new pet, can't you shut up for abit & let someone else play with him for a while? :)

Matt Harty
Jul 17th, 2004, 08:22 PM
OK :rolleyes

liquidstatik
Jul 17th, 2004, 08:34 PM
:lol

Emu
Jul 17th, 2004, 08:37 PM
i want a puppy :o

ItalianStereotype
Jul 17th, 2004, 08:42 PM
no, no, no, Imadjerk, I'm the most unsarcastic person on these boards.

Pub Lover
Jul 17th, 2004, 08:57 PM
That must be a very difficult position to maintain on a forum so full of no nonsense, straight talking people such as this one. :)

Imadjinn
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:16 PM
Thanks for clearing that up for me ChainsawSmash and btw it's djinn not jerk.

liquidstatik
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:17 PM
:lol Aaaaaahahha

Anonymous
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:18 PM
MY MISTAKE. I WILL TAKES BLUES FOR 900.

ItalianStereotype
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:19 PM
hey, no problem guy.



now, are you a character or are you just really, really stupid?

liquidstatik
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:19 PM
I'm still laughing at what he said :lol :lol :lol

Emu
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:20 PM
do you pronounce it duh-jen or is the d silent or what

ArrowX
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:21 PM
I vote for stupid character. unless you just decided to join without reading any threads. No nice people join these boards.

liquidstatik
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:22 PM
There's a lot of nice people on these boards.. :/

ArrowX
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:23 PM
show me one....besides pillowfight

Imadjinn
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:27 PM
It's pronounced as you'd say the booze Gin. Speaking of booze, it'll take a helluva lot to make me forget some of the retards on this board!

Now that's sarcasm.

liquidstatik
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:30 PM
show me one....besides pillowfight

Mr Adventure
Schimid
Ninjavenom
Jin
Mew Barios
ChainsawSmash

need more? :o

Pub Lover
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:30 PM
...it'll take a helluva lot to make me forget some of the retards on this board!...
That's not sarcasm. :(

Anonymous
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:30 PM
It's someone trying to be stupid as a hliarious character :<

Sorry to bust y'alls bubble :'<

Imadjinn
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:33 PM
New guys are popular around here aren't they? Fresh meat for the grinder I suppose...

Emu
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:35 PM
You're makin' me want a sandwich :yum

ArrowX
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:36 PM
Damn you and you showing me up

liquidstatik
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:39 PM
heh :D

Esuohlim
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:42 PM
I'm nice at heart. And in real life.

But the Internet gets me so angry sometimes, you know? >:

Esuohlim
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:44 PM
BTW IMADJINN DOLLAR SIGNS ARE NOT LETTERS CHANGE YOUR SIG AGAIN >:

Anonymous
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:44 PM
I'm nice, just not here.

ArrowX
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:51 PM
BTW IMADJINN DOLLAR SIGNS ARE NOT LETTERS CHANGE YOUR SIG AGAIN >:

He's L337!

Imadjinn
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:51 PM
Sorry, force of habit, what with most other sites I've been a part of having swear filters. I'll go change it right away sir...madam...whatever you are.

Pub Lover
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:55 PM
My psychic friend just e-mailed me & told me to avoid General Blabber for the next few hours as these threads of utter stupidity ain't gonna be dying any time soon. :(

My psychic friend should of warned me off this site two years ago, jerk. >:

ArrowX
Jul 17th, 2004, 09:58 PM
Fuck you Everyone is psychic (to an extent)

Pub Lover
Jul 17th, 2004, 10:18 PM
ArrowX, your stupidity, as displayed in your posts, is like a tiny, tiny, yet extreamely sharp pin being slowly pushed out of my brain in all directions. >:

Lotida
Jul 17th, 2004, 10:26 PM
ArrowX, your stupidity, as displayed in your posts, is like a tiny, tiny, yet extreamely sharp pin being slowly pushed out of my brain in all directions. >:

Wow......I didn't realize you let him have that much control over you! :/

ArrowX
Jul 17th, 2004, 10:32 PM
I control you all Like puppets.....actually just sports :(

Pub Lover
Jul 17th, 2004, 10:34 PM
Shut up, ArrowX. >:
Wow......I didn't realize you let him have that much control over you! :/
I was just waxing poetical for my retort. :/

Plus, I don't have a real life, so everything said by people here does actually affect me in a very pathetically awful way. :(

mubert
Jul 17th, 2004, 10:37 PM
Do i have to introduce myself? Hi, Im Mubert, and I bought you for 30 bucks, now get on the carpet, and do what I paid you for...CLEAN MY DAMN FLOOR. I GOT SEMEN ON IT FROM YESTERDAYS PROSTITUTE.

Lotida
Jul 17th, 2004, 10:39 PM
:rolleyes

Some of you guys just need to get laid so the stupid Characters will all die!

liquidstatik
Jul 17th, 2004, 10:40 PM
I'm nice, just not here.

That's why I couldn't put you on the list. :x

ArrowX
Jul 17th, 2004, 10:40 PM
Skankwank

Esuohlim
Jul 17th, 2004, 10:44 PM
WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T TELL MUBERT HE'S NOT ON THE LIST. HE'LL BE HEARTBROKEN.

Emu
Jul 17th, 2004, 10:50 PM
mubert shoul db eon the list becaus ehe stands up for teh little guys like arroxw

liquidstatik
Jul 17th, 2004, 10:50 PM
Here's my Plan!:

I WANT TO GET ENOUGH POSTS TO MATCH THE NUMBER IN MY LOCATION :X







SERIOUS :X

Lotida
Jul 17th, 2004, 10:56 PM
Can't you just change the number in your location to match the one you have now? :/

Esuohlim
Jul 17th, 2004, 10:57 PM
Rongi could do it in three weeks. Tops.

liquidstatik
Jul 17th, 2004, 10:58 PM
Can't you just change the number in your location to match the one you have now? :/

WHY DONT YOU GO WHINE ABOUT RECORDS OR SOMETHING >:

liquidstatik
Jul 17th, 2004, 10:59 PM
Rongi could have did it in three weeks. Tops.

mubert
Jul 17th, 2004, 11:31 PM
dont talk behind my back, it makes me get the feeling that people are talking behind my back.

Esuohlim
Jul 17th, 2004, 11:35 PM
Mubert your hilarious Family Guy avatar is a red x.

Mike
Jul 17th, 2004, 11:36 PM
Wow mubert, you really are a cool bastard! I am not nearly as much of a cool bastard as you. Please teach me your bastard ways.

mubert
Jul 17th, 2004, 11:41 PM
well, fuck it, im not in the mood to learn how to fix it, then actually fix it

mubert
Jul 17th, 2004, 11:43 PM
i just might make my own how to be a bastard thread, but once again, im too lazy right now.

Mike
Jul 17th, 2004, 11:52 PM
Don't bother. I can tell you right now that the whole thread will be pointless and lame and no one will like it at all.

mubert
Jul 17th, 2004, 11:54 PM
prolly right.

Perndog
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:26 AM
"Djinn" is plural. The singular is "djinni." You can't be a djinn. I didn't read a single post in this thread.

:posh

executioneer
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:56 AM
MAGIVC THE GATHERINGGGG

Imadjinn
Jul 18th, 2004, 05:00 AM
You can't be a djinn

Look, it sounds like Imagine, OK? Imaginy isn't a word (as far as I know).

Captain Goodtimes
Jul 18th, 2004, 05:01 AM
I hate that song, john lennon should be shot! http://www.5chan.net/upls/Mask_skullbugout___1089864909agc__157960ed.gif

RIP PAUL MCCARTNEY :(

executioneer
Jul 18th, 2004, 05:24 AM
You can't be a djinn

Look, it sounds like Imagine, OK? Imaginy isn't a word (as far as I know).

dude djinn = more than one pay atention >:

Imadjinn
Jul 18th, 2004, 05:39 AM
I know it means more than one, but as I already put, I wanted my net name to sound like Imagine. What, is Imaginy a word in your world?

mubert
Jul 18th, 2004, 05:41 AM
leave the poor confused bastard alone. hes already been tortured enough.

executioneer
Jul 18th, 2004, 05:47 AM
YEA LEAV ME ALONE >: >:

Captain Goodtimes
Jul 18th, 2004, 05:47 AM
I know it means more than one, but as I already put, I wanted my net name to sound like Imagine. What, is Imaginy a word in your world?

IMAGINE THAT http://www.5chan.net/upls/Mask_skullbugout___1089864909agc__157960ed.gif

executioneer
Jul 18th, 2004, 05:52 AM
lol w/e

Captain Goodtimes
Jul 18th, 2004, 05:53 AM
Hey Will E. Cyotoe, did you get my PRIVATE MESSAGE

http://www.5chan.net/upls/Mask_skullbugout___1089864909agc__157960ed.gif

executioneer
Jul 18th, 2004, 06:00 AM
yea but i can't think of any cartoon suicideds right now i mean maybe one time or other the bad guy gets so frustraded that he just jumps right off a cliff but is that even going to kill a guy who just had a safe dropped on him and live i mean come on

Captain Goodtimes
Jul 18th, 2004, 06:03 AM
oh ok, just wonderin, I'm pretty sure that lobser DIED though.

Your alot nicer than that james guy...

executioneer
Jul 18th, 2004, 06:09 AM
yea i'm pretty sure the only way a cartoon can die is by boiling or maybe getting shot w/ an arrow in the heart

Lotida
Jul 18th, 2004, 08:21 AM
Don't bother. I can tell you right now that the whole thread will be pointless and lame and no one will like it at all.

Yea, but you'll post in it anyway! >:

Matt Harty
Jul 18th, 2004, 11:14 AM
Ok you can all shut up now.

Lotida
Jul 18th, 2004, 11:58 AM
Ok you can all shut up now.

Do you plan on posting this in every thread? :rolleyes

Matt Harty
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:01 PM
lol Lotida gets annoyed, that's a new one.

Lotida
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:03 PM
lol Lotida gets annoyed, that's a new one.

Hey Matt....didn't you hear? It's the INTERNET! People don't really get annoyed. :) Just ask Milhouse!

Matt Harty
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:05 PM
lol Lotida gets annoyed, that's a new one.

Hey Matt....didn't you hear? It's the INTERNET! People don't really get annoyed. :) Just ask Milhouse!

haha i can quote things hahha

Lotida
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:06 PM
lol Lotida gets annoyed, that's a new one.

Hey Matt....didn't you hear? It's the INTERNET! People don't really get annoyed. :) Just ask Milhouse!

haha i can quote things hahha

How clever of you.......you just might be my new hero! :love Can you post a picture of yourself for me? One of those sexy ones with no shirt on!! :yum

Matt Harty
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:07 PM
Only Retro and Davin do that shit, i'll have to charge you.

Lotida
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:09 PM
All bullshit aside, ever wonder why they do that?

Matt Harty
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:12 PM
Well if you're not flabby I don't see why not, or they could be in love with themselves.

Captain Goodtimes
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:13 PM
that's why lotida never posts a pic

Lotida
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:17 PM
Well if you're not flabby I don't see why not, or they could be in love with themselves.

So you would post 1/2 naked pictures of yourself to a bunch of guys because your not flabby???

Matt Harty
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:21 PM
It makes the fat people sad :(

mubert
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:26 PM
huh, this forum has gotten so off topic that i just dont give a shit. fat people post their pics, cause they think theyre hot shit. even when they arent.

Matt Harty
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:26 PM
Shut the fuck up fatty.

mubert
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:34 PM
hey bitch, does it make you feel bad knowing that I actually am NOT fat, so you're falsly accusing me? No? Well, that sure makes you one heartless mongoloid.

Captain Goodtimes
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:35 PM
HEY BITCH :rolleyes

mubert
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:36 PM
hey capitain goodtimes, thanks for not including that really annoying mask in EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN POST.

Imadjinn
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:36 PM
Just how does an introduction from a newguy turn into a fat people bashing topic?

Only on I-Mockery!

I would call you Fatt Harty Matt, but a) I don't know whether you're fat or not and b) I could probably come up a better insult if I put my mind to it.

Captain Goodtimes
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:38 PM
I love you guys.

mubert
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:41 PM
heh, they all come crawling back.

Captain Goodtimes
Jul 18th, 2004, 12:42 PM
i was talking to Imadjinn, remember that's plural

Mike
Jul 18th, 2004, 01:06 PM
Mubert, you have exhausted your small arsenal of insults, comebacks and all other retort-oriented terminology and are now posting in total redundancy. Please shut up until you actually have something to say.

Matt Harty
Jul 18th, 2004, 01:12 PM
Just how does an introduction from a newguy turn into a fat people bashing topic?

Only on I-Mockery!

I would call you Fatt Harty Matt, but a) I don't know whether you're fat or not and b) I could probably come up a better insult if I put my mind to it.

http://mattharty.com/photos/memorialweekend/mattthumbsup.jpg

That's me buddy, I am pretty chubby. :( :(

liquidstatik
Jul 18th, 2004, 01:14 PM
Yer not chubby :(

Matt Harty
Jul 18th, 2004, 01:15 PM
shut up youre just trying to make me feel better! im eating a tub of ice cream right now! :(

mubert
Jul 18th, 2004, 01:16 PM
No. Maybe I DO have a tiny vocabulary of put downs, and maybe I have exhausted them, but it doesnt mean I still cant call you a fuckin queer. Unless you get on your knees and beg an adminto ban me, I'm afraid youll just hafta live with me. IE: shut the hell up you cocklicking shitfuck.

Matt Harty
Jul 18th, 2004, 01:19 PM
Mad Max's first post on the boards beats everything you've said since you joined.

I don't think you can cut it man. :/

mubert
Jul 18th, 2004, 01:21 PM
What topic? I wanna see how good this penis biter really is.

liquidstatik
Jul 18th, 2004, 01:21 PM
Yeh Mad Max is the ultimate at being annoying. :(

Matt Harty
Jul 18th, 2004, 01:23 PM
What topic? I wanna see how good this penis biter really is.

No, you'll reply to it. :rolleyes

liquidstatik
Jul 18th, 2004, 01:24 PM
hahahhahahhaha

mubert
Jul 18th, 2004, 01:25 PM
I promise I wont.

Pub Lover
Jul 18th, 2004, 01:29 PM
Mubert, I really don't appreciate your homophobia. :(

Hey Guys, I just woke up. :D

liquidstatik
Jul 18th, 2004, 01:30 PM
HI PUB :D

Captain Goodtimes
Jul 18th, 2004, 01:30 PM
THIS FIRST IMPRESSION WILL BE YOUR LAST!

Matt Harty
Jul 18th, 2004, 01:31 PM
HI PUB :D

mubert
Jul 18th, 2004, 01:31 PM
I'm not homophobic, but terms like that have just been branded into my mind as negative. Besides, unless you're gay, you should just let gay people say that themselves. I have yet been told by a gay person to stop that, and I do it around them all the time. Sure it makes them uncomfortable, but they don't say anything.

Pub Lover
Jul 18th, 2004, 01:43 PM
As a man that enjoys to be sexually intimate with other men, & can indeed be labeled 'Homosexual', as I dislike the term 'gay', may I formally ask you to stop your use of such offensive terms?

Oh, & Hi Liquid & Matt, how are you guys doing? :)

liquidstatik
Jul 18th, 2004, 01:46 PM
I'm doing good, thanks! :) And how about yerself?

ScruU2wice
Jul 18th, 2004, 01:53 PM
OMG Ive been puting off this paper i have to write for like the last two hours...

Pub Lover
Jul 18th, 2004, 01:54 PM
Oh, I'm alright, as good as can be expected really. :)

Matt Harty
Jul 18th, 2004, 02:06 PM
That's good, i've been doing great! :)

ScruU2wice
Jul 18th, 2004, 02:07 PM
how's the running going?

Emu
Jul 18th, 2004, 02:07 PM
hey guys which is the best looking totaly spy

ScruU2wice
Jul 18th, 2004, 02:11 PM
the ethnic one

Esuohlim
Jul 18th, 2004, 03:10 PM
TOTALLY SPIES IS ANIME DISGUISED AS SOMETHING THAT MIGHT NOT SUCK IF YOU FIRST WATCH IT. DON'T BE FOOLED.

ArrowX
Jul 18th, 2004, 03:12 PM
its one of those cheap North american Anime nockoffs like the new transformers series' and CyberSix :(

Imadjinn
Jul 18th, 2004, 03:14 PM
I'd never say anything negative towards a homosexual person. Infact, I wouldn't even go near them!

Esuohlim
Jul 18th, 2004, 03:16 PM
Shut up you faggot

Emu
Jul 18th, 2004, 03:17 PM
HEY GUYS THIS IS THE TOTALLY SPIES FAN THREAD NOW. LET'S KEEP IT TOPICAL K.

Big McLargehuge
Jul 18th, 2004, 03:49 PM
I am nuts :eek

Mike
Jul 18th, 2004, 04:04 PM
Ya know mubert, you really should heed my advice. Otherwise you're just trying to suck. I'm not an admin so suit yourself. I was just sayin.

On second thoughts, you aren't The Senator are you? Only this one kid I know calls people "shitfuck". If you are the senator, then IM me. We need to discuss some things before the semester starts.

Jixby Phillips
Jul 18th, 2004, 04:59 PM
Totally Spies gives me a totally boner

Imadjinn
Jul 18th, 2004, 06:58 PM
100,000th post in this section! Hurrah!