What the FUCK is going on today...

[Rongi]

Today is one of those really weird days. My cable box wasn't working before because of something called "sun fade", what the hell is sun fade any way? And everyone is acting weird. It's like something out of a movie :(

[Rongi]

And I think someone is trying to summon an army of flies on me! I found one on the door a few minutes ago. I'm scarred :tear 8-).

[Spectre X]

noone is summoning them, they're just attracted to you.

[FS]

It's almost like in that movie "the Cable Box", where a guy's cable box isn't working and everyone is acting weird.

[Rongi]

Get out of my thread, Spectre >:

I think someone is trying to get into my house :(

[Spectre X]

oh, that's just the hitman I hired. I hope he doesn't screw up though, cause I had to hire someone who's bad at it. I'm short on funds.

[Rongi]

It's almost like in that movie "the Cable Box", where a guy's cable box isn't working and everyone is acting weird.

Holy shit, that was on HBO...LAST NIGHT 8-)!!

[Spectre X]

you're very paranoid. and you should be, cause I can be just around the corner, about to slit your throat.

[Rongi]

Yes, because germany is SO close to New York >:

[GnrySgtHartman]

what the FUCK!! NO ITS LIKE AWAY FROM HERE, DUH!!!!!! >: >: >: >:

[Matt Harty]

Today is one of those really weird days. My cable box wasn't working before because of something called "sun fade", what the hell is sun fade any way? And everyone is acting weird. It's like something out of a movie :(

Sun Fade is when a pretty satellite lines up with an angry sun and heats it up, therefore fucking your cable for a bit. :)

[Spectre X]

you're stupid Rongi, because I live in Holland.

[Rongi]

That makes PERFECT sense...seing as how I have CABLE >:.

[Rongi]

you're stupid Rongi, because I live in Holland.

Why should I care where you live? This thread isn't about where spectreX lives now is it? Idiot >:.

[Matt Harty]

I thought cable is broadcasted by satellites...

WOW IM RETARDED :)

[Rongi]

bump

[glowbelly]

can't you at least bump and interesting thread?

what exactly is wrong with you people anyways?

jixby? bump a good thread. you're the best at it.

[Matt Harty]

What the hell, was it even that far down? :blah

[Rongi]

what exactly is wrong with you people anyways?

I have severe paranioa...and I hate spiders :(

[Matt Harty]

I'm with ya on that one, spiders make me scream like a little girl.

I saw one in my shower once during the summer. Smothered it in shampoo...forgot to wash myself.

[kellychaos]

I thought cable is broadcasted by satellites...

WOW IM RETARDED :)

Actually, it is at the cable service center but they have a way better satellite dish than the dinky ones the satellite people give us and they're oriented better too ... that's why I'm back to cable but with fiber optics this time. :)

[Matt Harty]

Well then...was I right?

OH, FUCK SUN FADES!

[Rongi]

Alright....if this thread brought in Matt Harty and Kellchaos...there is something really wrong with it. Someone just close it for the love of god :(.

[Matt Harty]

Rongi... I love you. Please, let me hump your leg and bake you cupcakes :)

[Rongi]

Sorry, I'm not a homosexual, OR attracted to losers, so you're out of luck.

[kellychaos]

Alright....if this thread brought in Matt Harty and Kellchaos...there is something really wrong with it. Someone just close it for the love of god :(.

Have I been a user longer enough to cast the obligatory "STFU Rongi" his way? :/

P.S. Just curious. Did you think that they ran a cable from your house all the way to the CNN (or whatever station) studios? LOL :)

[Matt Harty]

Sorry, I'm not a homosexual, OR attracted to losers, so you're out of luck.

Oh, so your penis just LOOKS like a vagina?

[kellychaos]

Oh, so your penis just LOOKS like a vagina?

Hot dog look like a bun? :(

[Skulhedface]

Yes, even though you may have CABLE, the CABLE COMPANY still uses a SATTELITE to get its signals.

That's it for Cable Basics 101.

As far as Rongi's "STFU" insults go, this can go one of two ways:

ONE: The George Carlin-esque comeback, "STFU is a gross misspelling of the word 'stuff'"

TWO: The Skulhedface comeback, "Utter lack of creativity. Even if some of the vets still hate me, at least their retorts have more word usage than "Fuck", "STFU", "Fuck you" and "Die you fuck".

Jesus, even Chojin's more loveable than Rongi, and Chojin is I-Mockery's main villain :D

BTW Matt, how's your brother Jeff doing?

[Matt Harty]

Bleh, don't even start with that. :P

My name has abosolutely nothing to do with wrestling. It's my name.

[Skulhedface]

Just making sure.

[Rongi]

Yes, even though you may have CABLE, the CABLE COMPANY still uses a SATTELITE to get its signals.

That's it for Cable Basics 101.

As far as Rongi's "STFU" insults go, this can go one of two ways:

ONE: The George Carlin-esque comeback, "STFU is a gross misspelling of the word 'stuff'"

TWO: The Skulhedface comeback, "Utter lack of creativity. Even if some of the vets still hate me, at least their retorts have more word usage than "Fuck", "STFU", "Fuck you" and "Die you fuck".

Jesus, even Chojin's more loveable than Rongi, and Chojin is I-Mockery's main villain :D

BTW Matt, how's your brother Jeff doing?

:lol You are such a fucking loser it's hysterical :lol.

[punkgrrrlie10]

today I got hired for the LA county public defender's office :rave-

[Rongi]

Well, at least your day isn't wacky like mine. Congrats punk girl :bow.

[Skulhedface]

If "loser" means "You actually know a lot of things" then yea, I guess I'm a loser. Which would make you a BIG WINNER YAY! Too bad it's not at life.

[punkgrrrlie10]

Thanks Rongi. well it's kind of bittersweet. I won't get paid, b/c there was some public interest grant I was supposed to apply for it, so I can get paid, and the deadline is past but on the other hand, it's where I wanted to work. At least I can get some school units out of it.

[LegoLars]

HEY RONGI!
THOU MAKES STUPAD ASS THREADS!

THANKS!

BYE!
:)

[Spectre X]

Rongi, you have the right to be severely paranoid, becasue the NSA listens to every single phone call in the world.