Evil Robot Died

[Crimson Ghost]

Evil robot died yesterday in a car accident..., so they (police) said it was because he was drunk, but I think it was that damn girl who was driving. she moved his body into the drivers seat then left the scene of the accident and was caught this morning asleep in a neighboring yard, under a deck of all places. She ain't said nothing yet. I hope she goes to jail for this. Evil Robot rest in peace.

[mubert]

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. I forgot how the rest of it is, but I truly give his family and his friends my condolencies.

[liquidstatik]

omg :(

[Snatchtastic]

I thought Evil Robot was hillarious :tear

[Captain Goodtimes]

Oh no :(

[sadie]

:(
First Name :: Lionel
Last Name :: Hutz
Age :: 26
Location :: Springfeild, NS
Occupation :: Lawyer
Hobbies :: Getting hit by cars Falling on escalators Serving eviction notices to hostile people Real estate closings for squatters
Personal Bio :: Works on contingency? No! Money down. I ENJOY TOWING YOUR ILLEGALY PARKED VEHICLES REMEMBER TO PARK ONLY WHERE YOUR SUPPOSED TO OR I WILL GET YOUR CAR. AND I WONT TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT WHILE I GOT IT.

[FartinMowler]

:/ I want to laugh, but it just doesn't seem appropriate.

[mubert]

You're a terrible person. The guy died, he didnt slip on a fucking banana peel. Pay your respects.

[Emu]

:melt

[Matt Harty]

FAG

[Jixby Phillips]

You're a terrible person. The guy died, he didnt slip on a fucking banana peel. Pay your respects.

Fuck off, mubert.

May he rest in peice like Professor Cool :(

[ScruU2wice]

he'll live on in all our hearts :(

[mubert]

You're a terrible person. The guy died, he didnt slip on a fucking banana peel. Pay your respects.

Fuck off, mubert.

May he rest in peice like Professor Cool :(

Fuck off Jixby.

May he rest in peace like Marlon Brando.

[Matt Harty]

Mubert, can you be a jerk somewhere else? Seriously.

[mubert]

Why would I, just cause some lameass yokel tells me to? Im sorry sir, but no. It's too fun to just be a bitch to people who dont know where you live, so therefore cant do shit to you. So, Matt Harty, fuck you, and I hope that God decides to have you castrated by an Aussie with a machete, so the world wont be plagued with mini pieces of kitty bread.

Edit: Oh yeah, RIP, dude, RIP.

[Anonymous]

YOU'RE A REAL IN-YOUR-FACE INTERNET GUY :eek

I doubt it's true. But I like Evil Robot.

[Geggy]

oh, man, this is awful. are you sure this isn't another one of his pranks?

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

:(

[O71394658]

If it's true, then that's truly terrible. R.I.P.

:(

[Sajuuk]

:blah

[thebiggameover]

tell them you have a bomb...
:(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

get the fuck outa here :(

[Terra]

I'm so sorry that Evil died. I hope that this is just an Internet death but if not, my prayers and condolences are with his family.

May he rest in peace.

[AChimp]

Post pics.

[liquidstatik]

You're a terrible person. The guy died, he didnt slip on a fucking banana peel. Pay your respects.

Fuck off, mubert.

May he rest in peice like Professor Cool :(

I get that. :(

[the_dudefather]

R.I.P

if its true.

[jin]

I liked evil robot too, I hope it isnt true - if so, my condolences :<

[Dole]

Bollocks is it true.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

probably not. This is probably the forth or fifth "so and so died" thread.....it's just fodder for the retards that have taken up residence here lately.

[eggyolk]

Zing!

[bigtimecow]

but see, he could really be dead. you can never tell whats real or fake here. like when someone said dave attell died. yeah, i fell for that one.
but either way r.i.p. evil robot

[ArrowX]

That man was my hero

Rest in Peace you crazy guy :9

[Jeanette X]

This had better not be a sick joke like the Prof. Cool thread. Is there an online article or obitiuary about this that someone can post?

[Demogorgon]

Everyone admits to loving him now that he's (supposedly) dead. Shame on you for not saying these words when they were useful, when he could read them.

:lol Achimp, joking or not :lol

[ArrowX]

wait you character that means youve been here since at leas early 2004 when he still actively posted. I got you now you slippery creep

[Anonymous]

Oh this is silly, nobody really dies on the internet. He just got written out of the script. :lol

[kris]

This sucks. RIP if its true. And if its not RIP after everyone here kills you when they find out.

[mubert]

Wait, how do robots die?

[Demogorgon]

Arrowx, I'm not a character. Two things; I never said anything about the guy personally, just how everyone is sucking up now. And it is possible to read old threads...

OK, YOU GOT ME! I'm glowbelly's character.

[glowbelly]

why me? HUH WHY ME?

professor robot cool evil professor cool robot they were all like the same posting person to me.

[Dole]

Amen sister...there are about 30 people who post here who are indistinguishable in my mind. No idea who most of the people are on a day to day basis.

[Captain Goodtimes]

http://web.mit.edu/bhangra/www/photos/blowout98-driving-radhi.jpg

jesus christ, does this parking lot never end?

[Esuohlim]

It's the same for me, but I'm willing to bet that I'm one of the people you're talking about. :(

[Captain Goodtimes]

http://web.mit.edu/bhangra/www/photos/blowout98-driving-radhi.jpg

Can you give me directions, im lost.

[FS]

I agree with BlackDole and BellyFlag.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Kapn FatSatan...

[Demogorgon]

I don't know, why did you create me Glowbelly?

[Black Flag]

I agree with BlackDole and BellyFlag.

i personally thought this was hilarious

[Terra]

Remember how everybody was tired of the "I'm leaving " threads? Now we can start the "I'm dead" threads.

[Matt Harty]

Good idea, you go next.

[Captain Goodtimes]

Cowboy Baby ray with his baby ribs.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Okay, so I'll start the I-Mockery dead pool. Who's gonna eat it next?

[Terra]

We can start with sacrificial virgins. Those poor souls with calluses on their hands and despair in their hearts.

Your up Matt Harty.

[Terra]

Come to think of it. I Mock wouldn't have any posters if we sacrificed all the virgins.

[Matt Harty]

lol terra doesnt know me :lol

[Terra]

Awwww. :)

[Matt Harty]

you probably didnt have sex until you were married hahahahaha

[Terra]

lol Matt Harty doesn't know me at all :lol

[Matt Harty]

Awwww. :)

[Jixby Phillips]

haha proud to be a slut right girlidei girl haha *high fives terra*

[Terra]

*Sniff*

I haven't been called that in a while. It brings back fond memories of warring with Rongi and James. Those were the days...

Damn boys. You sure know how to put a warm smile on my face. :)

[tenno]

didnt know him, cant really care, but since death sucks, lets buy him a bear!

[sadie]

hey, maybe i'll be dead next. i'm scheduled to have a caesarean section next friday, and you know how risky major surgery can be.

[da blob]

don't worry sadie I've had 3 c-sections over the years and the bitches went through perfectly fine.
Pugs, that is. Who are notoriously extremely sensitive to anesthesic risk.
Now for humans - I'm afraid I can't help.

[sadie]

i've had two. one went fine; the second ended with my blood refusing to clot. they gave me 42 units of blood total. but a placental abruption had started it, so that was totally different.

[Matt Harty]

hey, maybe i'll be dead next. i'm scheduled to have a caesarean section next friday, and you know how risky major surgery can be.


:(

[Zomboid]

It could easily be true but I really hope it isn't :(

[ArrowX]

I'll get stabbed in the playground over a beyblade dispute :(