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Crimson Ghost
Jul 19th, 2004, 01:43 PM
Evil robot died yesterday in a car accident..., so they (police) said it was because he was drunk, but I think it was that damn girl who was driving. she moved his body into the drivers seat then left the scene of the accident and was caught this morning asleep in a neighboring yard, under a deck of all places. She ain't said nothing yet. I hope she goes to jail for this. Evil Robot rest in peace.

mubert
Jul 19th, 2004, 02:43 PM
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. I forgot how the rest of it is, but I truly give his family and his friends my condolencies.

liquidstatik
Jul 19th, 2004, 02:44 PM
omg :(

Snatchtastic
Jul 19th, 2004, 02:46 PM
I thought Evil Robot was hillarious :tear

Captain Goodtimes
Jul 19th, 2004, 03:44 PM
Oh no :(

sadie
Jul 19th, 2004, 04:37 PM
:(
First Name :: Lionel
Last Name :: Hutz
Age :: 26
Location :: Springfeild, NS
Occupation :: Lawyer
Hobbies :: Getting hit by cars Falling on escalators Serving eviction notices to hostile people Real estate closings for squatters
Personal Bio :: Works on contingency? No! Money down. I ENJOY TOWING YOUR ILLEGALY PARKED VEHICLES REMEMBER TO PARK ONLY WHERE YOUR SUPPOSED TO OR I WILL GET YOUR CAR. AND I WONT TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT WHILE I GOT IT.

FartinMowler
Jul 19th, 2004, 04:44 PM
:/ I want to laugh, but it just doesn't seem appropriate.

mubert
Jul 19th, 2004, 04:46 PM
You're a terrible person. The guy died, he didnt slip on a fucking banana peel. Pay your respects.

Emu
Jul 19th, 2004, 04:47 PM
:melt

Matt Harty
Jul 19th, 2004, 04:47 PM
FAG

Jixby Phillips
Jul 19th, 2004, 04:58 PM
You're a terrible person. The guy died, he didnt slip on a fucking banana peel. Pay your respects.

Fuck off, mubert.

May he rest in peice like Professor Cool :(

ScruU2wice
Jul 19th, 2004, 05:00 PM
he'll live on in all our hearts :(

mubert
Jul 19th, 2004, 05:04 PM
You're a terrible person. The guy died, he didnt slip on a fucking banana peel. Pay your respects.

Fuck off, mubert.

May he rest in peice like Professor Cool :(

Fuck off Jixby.

May he rest in peace like Marlon Brando.

Matt Harty
Jul 19th, 2004, 05:10 PM
Mubert, can you be a jerk somewhere else? Seriously.

mubert
Jul 19th, 2004, 05:17 PM
Why would I, just cause some lameass yokel tells me to? Im sorry sir, but no. It's too fun to just be a bitch to people who dont know where you live, so therefore cant do shit to you. So, Matt Harty, fuck you, and I hope that God decides to have you castrated by an Aussie with a machete, so the world wont be plagued with mini pieces of kitty bread.

Edit: Oh yeah, RIP, dude, RIP.

Anonymous
Jul 19th, 2004, 05:19 PM
YOU'RE A REAL IN-YOUR-FACE INTERNET GUY :eek

I doubt it's true. But I like Evil Robot.

Geggy
Jul 19th, 2004, 05:21 PM
oh, man, this is awful. are you sure this isn't another one of his pranks?

Jim Duncan - Weather
Jul 19th, 2004, 05:35 PM
:(

O71394658
Jul 19th, 2004, 07:16 PM
If it's true, then that's truly terrible. R.I.P.

:(

Sajuuk
Jul 19th, 2004, 08:27 PM
:blah

thebiggameover
Jul 19th, 2004, 08:40 PM
tell them you have a bomb...
:(

Mr. Vagiclean
Jul 19th, 2004, 09:43 PM
get the fuck outa here :(

Terra
Jul 20th, 2004, 06:57 PM
I'm so sorry that Evil died. I hope that this is just an Internet death but if not, my prayers and condolences are with his family.

May he rest in peace.

AChimp
Jul 20th, 2004, 07:24 PM
Post pics.

liquidstatik
Jul 20th, 2004, 07:27 PM
You're a terrible person. The guy died, he didnt slip on a fucking banana peel. Pay your respects.

Fuck off, mubert.

May he rest in peice like Professor Cool :(

I get that. :(

the_dudefather
Jul 20th, 2004, 08:25 PM
R.I.P

if its true.

jin
Jul 21st, 2004, 12:33 AM
I liked evil robot too, I hope it isnt true - if so, my condolences :<

Dole
Jul 21st, 2004, 03:16 AM
Bollocks is it true.

Cosmo Electrolux
Jul 21st, 2004, 06:39 AM
probably not. This is probably the forth or fifth "so and so died" thread.....it's just fodder for the retards that have taken up residence here lately.

eggyolk
Jul 21st, 2004, 08:33 AM
Zing!

bigtimecow
Jul 21st, 2004, 09:21 AM
but see, he could really be dead. you can never tell whats real or fake here. like when someone said dave attell died. yeah, i fell for that one.
but either way r.i.p. evil robot

ArrowX
Jul 21st, 2004, 09:38 AM
That man was my hero

Rest in Peace you crazy guy :9

Jeanette X
Jul 21st, 2004, 12:25 PM
This had better not be a sick joke like the Prof. Cool thread. Is there an online article or obitiuary about this that someone can post?

Demogorgon
Jul 21st, 2004, 06:42 PM
Everyone admits to loving him now that he's (supposedly) dead. Shame on you for not saying these words when they were useful, when he could read them.

:lol Achimp, joking or not :lol

ArrowX
Jul 21st, 2004, 06:47 PM
wait you character that means youve been here since at leas early 2004 when he still actively posted. I got you now you slippery creep

Anonymous
Jul 21st, 2004, 06:55 PM
Oh this is silly, nobody really dies on the internet. He just got written out of the script. :lol

kris
Jul 21st, 2004, 07:00 PM
This sucks. RIP if its true. And if its not RIP after everyone here kills you when they find out.

mubert
Jul 21st, 2004, 08:59 PM
Wait, how do robots die?

Demogorgon
Jul 21st, 2004, 10:17 PM
Arrowx, I'm not a character. Two things; I never said anything about the guy personally, just how everyone is sucking up now. And it is possible to read old threads...

OK, YOU GOT ME! I'm glowbelly's character.

glowbelly
Jul 22nd, 2004, 08:09 AM
why me? HUH WHY ME?

professor robot cool evil professor cool robot they were all like the same posting person to me.

Dole
Jul 22nd, 2004, 08:57 AM
Amen sister...there are about 30 people who post here who are indistinguishable in my mind. No idea who most of the people are on a day to day basis.

Captain Goodtimes
Jul 22nd, 2004, 10:25 AM
http://web.mit.edu/bhangra/www/photos/blowout98-driving-radhi.jpg

jesus christ, does this parking lot never end?

Esuohlim
Jul 22nd, 2004, 10:28 AM
It's the same for me, but I'm willing to bet that I'm one of the people you're talking about. :(

Captain Goodtimes
Jul 22nd, 2004, 10:29 AM
http://web.mit.edu/bhangra/www/photos/blowout98-driving-radhi.jpg

Can you give me directions, im lost.

FS
Jul 22nd, 2004, 11:16 AM
I agree with BlackDole and BellyFlag.

Cosmo Electrolux
Jul 22nd, 2004, 11:35 AM
Kapn FatSatan...

Demogorgon
Jul 22nd, 2004, 10:23 PM
I don't know, why did you create me Glowbelly?

Black Flag
Jul 23rd, 2004, 01:25 AM
I agree with BlackDole and BellyFlag.

i personally thought this was hilarious

Terra
Jul 23rd, 2004, 06:44 PM
Remember how everybody was tired of the "I'm leaving " threads? Now we can start the "I'm dead" threads.

Matt Harty
Jul 23rd, 2004, 06:47 PM
Good idea, you go next.

Captain Goodtimes
Jul 23rd, 2004, 06:48 PM
Cowboy Baby ray with his baby ribs.

Cosmo Electrolux
Jul 23rd, 2004, 07:48 PM
Okay, so I'll start the I-Mockery dead pool. Who's gonna eat it next?

Terra
Jul 23rd, 2004, 08:37 PM
We can start with sacrificial virgins. Those poor souls with calluses on their hands and despair in their hearts.

Your up Matt Harty.

Terra
Jul 23rd, 2004, 08:39 PM
Come to think of it. I Mock wouldn't have any posters if we sacrificed all the virgins.

Matt Harty
Jul 23rd, 2004, 08:43 PM
lol terra doesnt know me :lol

Terra
Jul 23rd, 2004, 08:53 PM
Awwww. :)

Matt Harty
Jul 23rd, 2004, 08:54 PM
you probably didnt have sex until you were married hahahahaha

Terra
Jul 23rd, 2004, 09:07 PM
lol Matt Harty doesn't know me at all :lol

Matt Harty
Jul 23rd, 2004, 09:08 PM
Awwww. :)

Jixby Phillips
Jul 23rd, 2004, 09:20 PM
haha proud to be a slut right girlidei girl haha *high fives terra*

Terra
Jul 23rd, 2004, 09:40 PM
*Sniff*

I haven't been called that in a while. It brings back fond memories of warring with Rongi and James. Those were the days...

Damn boys. You sure know how to put a warm smile on my face. :)

tenno
Jul 23rd, 2004, 09:52 PM
didnt know him, cant really care, but since death sucks, lets buy him a bear!

sadie
Jul 23rd, 2004, 09:53 PM
hey, maybe i'll be dead next. i'm scheduled to have a caesarean section next friday, and you know how risky major surgery can be.

da blob
Jul 23rd, 2004, 10:02 PM
don't worry sadie I've had 3 c-sections over the years and the bitches went through perfectly fine.
Pugs, that is. Who are notoriously extremely sensitive to anesthesic risk.
Now for humans - I'm afraid I can't help.

sadie
Jul 23rd, 2004, 10:06 PM
i've had two. one went fine; the second ended with my blood refusing to clot. they gave me 42 units of blood total. but a placental abruption had started it, so that was totally different.

Matt Harty
Jul 23rd, 2004, 10:13 PM
hey, maybe i'll be dead next. i'm scheduled to have a caesarean section next friday, and you know how risky major surgery can be.


:(

Zomboid
Jul 24th, 2004, 12:47 AM
It could easily be true but I really hope it isn't :(

ArrowX
Jul 24th, 2004, 12:57 AM
I'll get stabbed in the playground over a beyblade dispute :(