Clinton, Kerry, and BOMB SNIFFIN' DOGS!!

[mburbank]

All at my place of work.

Not me though.

I don't have security clearance to be AT MY OWN FUCKING DESK AT MY OWN FUCKING JOB after three pm anytime this week.


Hey. Waitaminute.

I get to go home early! And I still get paid! THANK YOU DEMOCRATS!!

[JeefGyle]

I work at a retirement home, and the best story I have of anyone semi-famous coming into my work is that once Ace Frehley came in to pick up his mom for dinner on her birthday...






....And he was wearing short shorts.

[mburbank]

See, I would totally trade for that.

[Alive]

They dont want anyone "ON THE 16TH FLOOR BEHIND 2 INCH PRESSURIZED SAFETY GLASS" breathing on, or towards the president, j/k...

[Carnivore]

I hope I have to drive somebody into Boston this week just so I can be cool and go through the security checkpoints.

[Geggy]

i picked a wrong week to take time off from work. rat farts