DELETING PORN

[Hugh_Bristic]

I know you bastards are super pervy. That's neither here nor there, and if you choose to rub peanut butter over your genitals, I can accept that - buuuuuut, there's a porn VIDEO on my fucking computer and I need to erase its entire existence COMPLETELY. The only thing stopping me is the fact that I'm also completely computer illiterate.

Background: File was downloaded from Kazaa, went into Video folder. I tried deleting the entire folder, but right clicks don't work. So I went in, deleted the single file and it vanished. I can't find it anywhere but I know the bastard is hiding out, waiting for the perfect moment to incriminate me.

The upshot of it all is that I really do need your help. I'm willing to be ultra nice, or at least civil, to anyone who can and will help. Thanks girls.

[noob3]

It went to the recycle bin. Empty it.

[Hugh_Bristic]

It didn't. Otherwise I would've.

[CastroMotorOil]

http://www.rivergodsmods.com/files/Screwed_up.jpg

you my friend, are an idiot.

[Hugh_Bristic]

And you're useless.

[CastroMotorOil]

My usefulness will come in time. Until then i will continue to succesfully delete files from kazaa despite the large intelluctual capacity it requires.

[DonkeyMolester]

Dude...even if you empty the recycle bin the file will still be there, or at least there are a big probability it still will be.

When you delete a file windows only 'marks' it as deleted, it will only go away if you overwrite it with another file.

that´s why there are programs that are able to recover 'lost' data, the safest way to get rid of it would be to use a magnet or something, downside to this is you really can´t pinpoint the exact location on the hard drive...

tough luck.

[FS]

That sounds like bull to me. I think what you're thinking of is the computer's History. Even when a file's deleted, its name can pop up in various places as a dead link. Just go into your Internet tools and wipe the History clean.

[sadie]

intelluctual. :lol

i heard this article on npr a few months ago. these guys at mit, i believe, went into a ton of old, thrown-away computers to see what information they could amass. it turned out that even the computers the previous owners thought had been completely erased still held much personal information.

[Helm]

When you delete a file windows only 'marks' it as deleted, it will only go away if you overwrite it with another file.

Hyperbole, but based on truth. Delete doesn't erase the sectors, in windows. In good ol' msdos, the erase function did just that :geek

Oh, and if you deleted it from the folder and the recycle bin, judging from the way KazaA works, there's nothing to worry about.

[Anonymous]

that´s why there are programs that are able to recover 'lost' data
:/

What the fuck is in this porn? Babies getting raped by CDs of pirated software caked in heroin?

[Ninjavenom]

Shift + Delete does it for me. Honestly, though, why does it have to be GONE? Once it's out of plain sight, it's very doubtful people are going to go scoping through your drives looking for deleted files. :/

[Skulhedface]

It translates into:

I DOWNLOADED SOME ILLEGAL KIDDIE PORN AND THE FEDS IN MY AREA ARE CRACKING DOWN ON THAT SHIT SO I NEED TO GET RID OF IT BEFORE I END UP TOSSING THE SALAD IN LOCKUP.

Well, that's MY best guess, anyway. I don't see why else you'd need to put so much IMPORTANCE on deleting something.

[Hugh_Bristic]

Once it's deleted from the folder in Kazaa, I don't know where it goes. It doesn't go to the recycle bin - I looked. So...

Anyways, to hell with it. Thanks kids.

[Helm]

We won't be suprised if you never post here again.

[Hugh_Bristic]

I've been around for a while, you just didn't know.

[James]

Yeah, because the "Joined: 02 Feb 2003" under your name isn't a dead giveaway.

Still, if you don't post ever again, it'll be too soon. And take your baby snuff porn with you.

[Anonymous]

Be nice to Regina, you faggots.

She's been around longer than most of you.

[Hugh_Bristic]

Upon request...

Jamesman: You're boring and your remarks, which I have no doubt you find scathing, are forced. Shuddup, girl.

[Protoclown]

Anybody who doesn't know who Hughbristic is is a newbie.

And Hugh, I wouldn't worry about it. If it's deleted, odds are nobody will ever bother to be resourceful enough to dig it up from the hidden recesses of your hard drive.

[Hugh_Bristic]

You boys are super nice to me. Thank you.

Now back to anonymity...

[James]

Oh, I'm supposed to know who Hugh is? Well, I imagine the name seems vaguely familiar, but I don't really make a point to distinguish one generic idiot from another. So forgive me if I don't bow down before you, just because you spent more time in the community than some of us may remember.

[Anonymous]

You brought tenure into it, not I or her.

*Oh, wait. She did. :/

[James]

I'm confused. But fine. I jumped the gun, and I'll be nice. Unless Hugh gives me a reason to make fun of him/her/it.

[FS]

Oh, I'm supposed to know who Hugh is? Well, I imagine the name seems vaguely familiar, but I don't really make a point to distinguish one generic idiot from another. So forgive me if I don't bow down before you, just because you spent more time in the community than some of us may remember.

Somehow, this is funny coming from the person that invented the "newbie types" :P

[Helm]

I meant that we wouldn't be surpised if HB didn't post here again because the feds got her, following that other joke and then Jamesman rushed in to make an ass of himself.

[James]

True. :/

Still, I don't remember this Hugh person. Is she one of those mock veterans that ends up sticking her nose back in once every couple of months? Because I THINK I know who she is, but then I don't know, because there are plenty of people who I don't really bother to keep track of.

And just because she's been around for a long time DOESN'T mean I need to overlook the fact that she's shrieking over one porn file on her computer, like someone's shoving a Poo Stick in her face. >:

[Helm]

That could be what the porn was about. Someone shoving a poo stick in her face. I'd get rid of THAT as thoroughly as I could if I were her.

[James]

I'd only get rid of it if the person using the Poo Stick didn't make the other person say "You're my momma," and make them dance.

Still, even if that was a porn file, it's nowhere near as bad as some of the things I've seen. For example, did you know that baby-to-be goes great with a cantelope?

[Helm]

My point was that half the stuff you don't find offensive as far as porn goes, would be pretty much a big problem to have on your hard drive if you featured in them. Maybe the porn HB is trying to make go away has her in it!




...and now I'm sure you want it.

[James]

YOU SO SILLY :lol

Edit: I did some quick reseach on the old boards, and discovered I was right. Hugh = old person who rarely posted. So it's forgivable that I don't remember her worth a damn.

So, let's start things off right:

Hello Hugh. My name is James. You have a man name for your user name.

[sadie]

:lol

[n00bward]

Ok computer geek checking in here. If you delete it and can't find it yourself but are worrying about it still being there then try to look it up in the "find file" program that's in windows if you can't find it in there or the link to the file within the program is invalid/corrupt then you most likely have nothing to worry about. Otherwise if you do find it and don't want it delete all refrences to it that you find. That should about do it. :)

[Anonymous]

Yes, only the true 'geek elite' know of the fabled 'find' tool.

[whoreable]

POO STICKS ARE FOR SELF DEFENSE >: NOT PORNOGRAPHY >:

[Anonymous]

Yes, only the true 'geek elite' know of the fabled 'find' tool.

It's such a huge secret that Microsoft had to change the name in Win2k from 'find' to 'search'.

[n00bward]

I wasn't trying to say that I was an "elite geek" as you call it by answering the question in that manner. I just for some reason have developed the habit of saying "Ok computer geek checking in here" and variations of that statement when answering computer related questions......

[Helm]

...and it also has a number of diversiory safeguards put in there in case someone clicks on it by mistake, like a Search for WHAT, and WHERE and a little cartoony wizard. It takes an ELITE user to make his way around a file search indeed...

[MrAdventure]

SECRET MS-DOS COMMANDS

MEANS NOT YOUR AVERAGE USER

WHO NEEDS A GUI? :rolleyes

[whoreable]

MS-DOS??? GUI??? COMMANDS??? AVERAGE?? COULD YOU PLEASE TRY TO STOP WITH THE TECHNICAL TALK HERE?? SOME OF US ARENT TOTAL COMPUTER NERDS >:

[Helm]

Deltree C:\ bad idea
Geek haiku poetry
Good idea

[Anonymous]

That isn't even close to a haiku

[MrAdventure]

5-7-5 IS OVERRATED

[Helm]

the westerner ape
adheres to hollow rules
the free spirit soars

[FS]

Destroy this mad brute
Apes fight you with culture
Militarism?

[Ninjavenom]

You scream in terror
Horror cannot be killed
Call Collect Now

[Jixby Phillips]

HEY JAMESMAN I HEARD THAT HUGH IS VERY PRETTY, TIME TO KISS HER ASS LIKE YOU DO WITH ALL THA PRETTY PRETTIES ;) ;) ;)

[James]

Jixby, I love you and wanna have your manbabies and all, but you gotta get with the times. The whole "Jamesman loves all the ladies" thing is almost a year old. ;)

[Jixby Phillips]

WHY DON'T WE WINK SOME MORE SO WE DON'T HAVE ANY REAL PROBLEMS!! ;)

[James]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST IDEA! ;)

;)

[Helm]

Ninjavenom, that was ace.