Uber n00bage!

[Guitar Woman]

Sup ppl. I am an Uber n00b! An Uber n00b to all message boards in fact, so this is a test post to see if my profile turned out the way I wanted it. :newbie

[Terra]

Oh God.

Not another one.

[WaterLilly]

Sup ppl. I am an Uber n00b! An Uber n00b to all message boards in fact, so this is a test post to see if my profile turned out the way I wanted it.

If you are a n00b to message boards, how the fuck do you know what a n00b is?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I think he meant Uber t00b.....

[WaterLilly]

b00b

[PILLOWFIGHT]

if u dotnr like my lyrics u can press fast forward

[Emu]

LOL guys, they put "teh" instead of "the" in their name. This guy should prove quite wacky indeed! :wink

[WaterLilly]

all your base are belong to us

[ArrowX]

What you say?

[Seven Force]

You have no chance to survive make your time.

[Emu]

Stop fagging up this forum.

[Seven Force]

Emu set up us the bomb!

:eek

[ArrowX]

Move Zig Move Zig Move Zig

[Seven Force]

Arrow X, you know what you doing.

[executioneer]

heyyy faggots

psst, yeah you

shut the hell up already this isnt 1998

[Emu]

You two are the puss of the wart that is this message board.

[ArrowX]

Your the wart. And you like being full of thick white fluids :wink

[Seven Force]

...
OMG?!! Look what that n00b has caused! :(
For shame.
*hangs head in shame*

[ArrowX]

Shut up and don't badmouth the n00b he's l337

[WaterLilly]

You two are the puss of the wart that is this message board.

pus

[executioneer]

seriously guys shut up

shut up and die

[JeefGyle]

Why waste your time calling these people fags, just dont open the thread again, and it will slowly make its way to the second page.

What you should do is set up a category that only certain chosen people who have proven themselves worthy are able to post in(not that I'd make it, I'm just trying to help you guys out), that way the "vets" can have their discussions without these faggots ruining them.

[executioneer]

sorry i just felt liek yelling at someone :lol

[Supafly345]

Everyone should know that anything that is popular on the internet is the opposite here.

[ArrowX]

ya this is tha hangout for teh Not cool people :(

[Guitar Woman]

ok, I am srry i started this fukin huge argument and also, I am a n00b to message boards, but not to Graal. :) dont know what Graal is? go find out. Graal classic teh pwnage!

[Emu]

It sure is!

[ArrowX]

excuse me but please would someone direct me to the first user of the phrase pwned. I think someone forgot that it was a misspelling >:

[Guitar Woman]

Yes, it is a misspelling, but if u dont use pwned instead of owned, liek instead of like, or teh instead of the, u get the living fuck beat out of u on graal. I learned that the hard way. Now will someone plz help a dumbass n00b out and tell me how to put my pic under my name? >:

[Anonymous]

Sure thing Akira! We always welcome new members to the forums and doing what you did is a great way to ask for help!

That 'pic under [your] name' is what we here call an 'avatar.' You can adjust your avatar settings by clicking on the Profile link at the top of the screen, then scrolling down to the bottom of the next page. Where it says "Link to off-site avatar?" That's where you put in the URL of the picture you want! Be careful, though, it must be smaller than 150 x 130 pixels, and a reasonable filesize, too. Don't make it too small, though, or we won't be able to see what it is! :)

If you don't have a picture uploaded to the internet for you to link to, there are a few internet sites that will upload your picture for you for free. I recommend http://www.paintedover.com/ personally :)

And again, welcome to I-Mockery.net! Here's hoping your stay is a long and memorable one!

-Chojin
I-Mockery.net Senior Welcoming Staff, Division A

[FS]

Yes, it is a misspelling, but if u dont use pwned instead of owned, liek instead of like, or teh instead of the, u get the living fuck beat out of u on graal. I learned that the hard way. Now will someone plz help a dumbass n00b out and tell me how to put my pic under my name? >:

This Graal place sounds like a fantastic cesspool of pathetic Internet clichés. If you're planning on staying here, you'd better forget about linguistic disasters like pwnage, liek, teh, n00b, u and plz unless you want to become one of the animals at the bottom of the brain chain here.

P.S. Welcome you so very much.

[Anonymous]

FatSatan, please report to my office! Thanks! :)

-Chojin
Member and Owner of NPWCABT, Ltd. (New Person Welcoming Committee And Baby Tonics)

[FS]

SHIT

[FS]

I'll get you for this Akira.

[Guitar Woman]

:boohoo

[Mr. Vagiclean]

*JUMP*


WHERE IS MY MOTHERFUCKING LUNCH MONEY BITCH

I WILL SLIT YOUR DADS DICK AND SLIT YouR MOTHER'S DICK AND SLIT SLIT SLIT SLIT

*LOL

*JK MAN YOU SUNOVOATBITCHI :lol ***

[Anonymous]

Akira, just to let you know, FatSatan is no longer affiliated with AERODYNIB Industries, Ltd., and in turn no longer represents our interests. Ergo, please keep that in mind in case he tries to contact you with official AERODYNIB business in the future. Thanks for your continued support in our business! :)

-Chojin
Owner, Fletcher, and Co-Chairman of AERODYNIB (Alesis-Engineered Robotic Operations Demographics and Your New Internet Buddies) Industries, Ltd.

[FS]

Hello. Akira. I apo-lo-gize.

Please. Enjoy. Friend-ship bra-celet. That I made. U-sing my own. Ground up hair and teeth.

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[ThisIsWitty]

You've been here longer than me and I'm welcoming you.

What a wild, wierd place.