Yo Ese,

[Hobo Renee]

You wanna buy computer. So cheap, so cheap, so cheap. Okay, see at 5.

[ThisIsWitty]

Wait, WTF?

[Esuohlim]

Hi. Stop replying to everything.

[ThisIsWitty]

But, its fun. Especially since no one is ever on. :(

[nothing4buddha]

STOP

[ThisIsWitty]

Ok :)

[Anonymous]

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Congratulations Witty, you've officially proven to have less of a life than Esuohlim! :lol

[Esuohlim]

Mad Max is back yay! Make something happen around here again!

[ThisIsWitty]

I don't ever remember making an 83rd of a post.

And no, Esohouslmiml has like, 5920 more posts than me...

But he's been here for like, 3 years.

Who's the bigger loser?

[mubert]

Hey now, I have less life than both of them, dont i?
Edit: Oh, I guess not. You guys suck balls.

[Anonymous]

Witty: Technically you are, since you've racked up more of a post count in one day over a shorter period of time, however Esuohlim has genetics against him, so its still a close call.

Mubert: You still suck fucktard.

:lol

[ThisIsWitty]

Do I get a special button or something? Or do you just get to call me a fucktard to no end?

EITHER WAY, I'M TEH COOL.

[Esuohlim]

It's genetics that keeps me posting on a message board!

[Anonymous]

Witty: No button. You haven't earned it yet. You do still get the joy of me calling you a fucktard though! :)

So celebrate fucktard, its the best thing that's ever gonna happen to you in your miserable existence, and that includes the time your daddy molested you!

:lol

[Esuohlim]

OK this is how it works, ThisIsWitty:

When Mad Max "insults" you, you must pretend to be offended. To this you must either post back insulting him, or tell him that his "insults" don't phase you.

This will lead to him either calling you a fucktard, or telling you he's amused by the amount of posts he's getting in reply. The cycle goes on until Mad Max leaves again. He usually doesn't stick around for more than two weeks. Maybe one if you're lucky.

[ThisIsWitty]

Oh. What if I do something that's never been done before, say, like, um. Make friendly-like with him?

WILL HE GO AWAY QUICKER THAT WAY? :/

[Anonymous]

Witty: Nah, doesn't make me go away any quicker, I usually just focus on others and ignore you then...maybe.

I probably won't now that you've mentioned it. You'll have to ride it out I'm afraid, or not reply at all.

Esuohlim: Not necessarily, I stayed for a two months that one time.
But that really was an exceptional case.

[ThisIsWitty]

Aww, gee whiz, buddy. Don't you want to go catch a movie and kill some hobos?

Maybe go to the neatest roller-disco in town. Uh, buy a coke?



GET THE FUCK OUT >:

[Anonymous]

Witty: That's the spirit fucktard! Rack that post count up! Fucking Disco? What kind of faggot are you? :lol

[ThisIsWitty]

The kind with reflector pants and gets a PM from Mockery saying I need to cut out the posting.

Damn you, complaining people. >:

[Anonymous]

Witty: Don't listen to the fucktards! Post all you want! They ain't gonna do shit!

[Jixby Phillips]

I'd take 100 mad maxes over each ThisIsWitty, mubert, sports, SevenForceUSA, Waterlilly, Terra, etc.

[ThisIsWitty]

No one asked you, though. Thus you should leave. Now. For good. >:

[Anonymous]

You're right Jixby. I'm a fucktard and I should leave. Now. For good.

:lol

[ThisIsWitty]

:lol Thats the first time I've EVER seen anyone do that!!

[Anonymous]

Witty: The sad thing is, you're being serious fucktard. :lol

[ThisIsWitty]

You're chocked full of humorous quips. >:

[Anonymous]

My ass is chocked full of humorous semen. :)

:lol

[ThisIsWitty]

Wow, another great comment. Watch you make this into something gay, just like you did to your life. >:

[Esuohlim]

Remember what I said at the beginning of this thread? >:

[ThisIsWitty]

Yes. :)


So you weren't trying to be funny? Darnation. >:

[AChimp]

Just shut up already. >:

[ThisIsWitty]

Oh boy! 2 threads I've been posting in for the past [however long].

Thats a real thorn in your side. >: Nit picky.

[ItalianStereotype]

I like Mad Max



LIKE THAT

[Anonymous]

Oh boy! 2 dicks I've been sucking! [They're really long].

Thats a manlicious taste in my mouth! :)

Some fucktards never learn! :lol

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Or just find it as funny as you do. Either way it's good for business.

[ThisIsWitty]

But bad for my poor virgin orifice. :(