WE INTTERUPT THIS FORUM FOR A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN!

[ultra perfect cell]

THE EVIL ULTRA PERFECT CELL HAS RETURNED! REMAIN CALM! AND PLEASE HIDE OR YOU WILL BE HIS NEXT TARGET!

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

GOD DAMNIT!

[Anonymous]

Oh no :(

[ultra perfect cell]

HIDE! UPC IS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!

[Matt Harty]

Please explain what there is to fear.

[ultra perfect cell]

Um...ahhh...ermm....my, ahhhh....my ability to uhhhh....my ability to kill anything with my ten machetes?

[Esuohlim]

Are you in the acting business? :eek

[Captain Goodtimes]

More like the improv business.

[Spectre X]

More like prostitition.

[ultra perfect cell]

All three, actually. :lol

[ArrowX]

How can you hurt me with 10 machetes? Cell only has 2 hands.

[ultra perfect cell]

I'll attack with two, put them away, get out two more, and repeat the process 3 more times.

[Matt Harty]

ALRIGHT CELL IM READY TO BREAK OUT THE ACTION ASTERISKS HOW BOUT YOU

[kellychaos]

By target he means that you will face the horror of him wagging his business end with one hand, a ruler in the other and all the while threatening to measure it if you don't give in to his foot fetishistic demands.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

*FINGERS ASSHOLES*

[Terra]

Isn't UPC one of the posters that *died?*

:actionasteriskused

[Esuohlim]

NO YOU B*TCH ONLY TWO PEOPLE WERE REPORTED DEAD AND NEITHER OF THEM DIED GET WITH THE PROGRAM YOU BIT*H

[Command Prompt]

:rolleyes

[Evil Robot]

FUCK YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU I'M NOT FUCKING DEAD.

[Command Prompt]

Evil Robot rules

[executioneer]

this news is nothing compared to the fact that Dirksen posted :eek

[Captain Goodtimes]

I don't see him :(

[executioneer]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=13670 :o

[Captain Goodtimes]

:eek

[Esuohlim]

HEY MARK, TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT DIRKSEN

[Captain Goodtimes]

he has a ganggreen gang avatar on the alex dean chronicles :eek

[Esuohlim]

WHICH MEMBER OF IT? :o

[Captain Goodtimes]

i dont know the short one, i dont watch dexter lab :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

[ArrowX]

After 5 short posts upc's cowardly nature takes hold and he high tails it home bofore is mother finds out he's out past curfew.

[Esuohlim]

A friend of mine once said something like "I don't watch that stupid North Park shit", and I got pissed only because it was blatantly obvious that he said "North" only to try to make us further believe that he didn't even know what it was, let alone watch it. I saw right past it. :(

Let this be a lesson to you, Mark. >:

[Captain Goodtimes]

whatever

[Terra]

A friend of mine once said something like "I don't watch that stupid North Park shit", and I got pissed only because it was blatantly obvious that he said "North" only to try to make us further believe that he didn't even know what it was, let alone watch it. I saw right past it. :(

Let this be a lesson to you, Mark. >:

Hey Fuckwit, please get your parents to turn on Net Nanny from now on so we don't have to read your posts.

[Tropical]

Fuck you UPC!

There i said it.

[ArrowX]

Fuck you everyone!

[kellychaos]

Cunt! >:

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

WOMEN CAN'T SAY CUNT! Now get back in the kitchen and make us some food stuffs!

[ArrowX]

Go alter southpark phrases some more you unoriginal Prick.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

I actually didn't mean to copy South Park. :(

[pjalne]

WOMEN CAN'T SAY CUNT! Now get back in the kitchen and make us some food stuffs!

Kelly has a beard.

[kellychaos]

I'll thank you to keep my girlfriend out of this ... DOH!