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FartinMowler
Aug 8th, 2004, 03:40 PM
:lol IT's dirty >:

da blob
Aug 8th, 2004, 05:06 PM
No.

FartinMowler
Aug 8th, 2004, 06:53 PM
AIDS :eek

da blob
Aug 8th, 2004, 06:57 PM
not yet.

Sethomas
Aug 8th, 2004, 07:52 PM
Yeah, because HIV is transmitted by feces and all that.

:science

FartinMowler
Aug 8th, 2004, 08:22 PM
You can't stick your face in a pie of feces :lol

ArrowX
Aug 8th, 2004, 08:34 PM
speak for yourself.

FartinMowler
Aug 8th, 2004, 08:54 PM
Really though if you look at person when your making love you will notice that the anus is very difficult to see for the fact that your not suppose to have access to it. For the same fact that you wouldn't stick your dick in a dirty toilet should be the same for a anus.

Sethomas
Aug 8th, 2004, 09:01 PM
And suddenly, Darwinism makes perfect sense.

N00bKill3R
Aug 8th, 2004, 09:30 PM
you will notice that the anus is very difficult to see for the fact that your not suppose to have access to it.

ooooooh

Sethomas
Aug 8th, 2004, 09:49 PM
Actually, in your case, the reason why a woman's anus is so difficult to see is that females avoid being nude while in the presence of retards who think they're L337 (sic).

FartinMowler
Aug 8th, 2004, 10:15 PM
Hey! no hacker talk in my bum thread >:

Helm
Aug 9th, 2004, 04:35 AM
There as so many obvious jokes to make. Wife. Kids. Bum sex. It's like an adlib. So, here I go:

Hey Fartin, marmelade runs scissors fight hah!

Matt Harty
Aug 9th, 2004, 04:42 AM
Actually, in your case, the reason why a woman's anus is so difficult to see is that females avoid being nude while in the presence of retards who think they're L337 (sic).

Or it's tough to locate in between her giant ass cheeks. :rolleyes

Demogorgon
Aug 9th, 2004, 10:13 AM
Too bad there isn't a self-lubricating orfice we could instead of bums.

FartinMowler
Aug 9th, 2004, 05:33 PM
Too bad there isn't a self-lubricating orfice we could instead of bums.


The mouth :/

Demogorgon
Aug 9th, 2004, 07:09 PM
You're a creative thinker.

da blob
Aug 9th, 2004, 08:55 PM
and this is why females don't post much in this forum.
whoever asked.

FartinMowler
Aug 9th, 2004, 09:35 PM
Post a thread Da blob, instead of bitching about my crappy one.

Terra
Aug 9th, 2004, 10:03 PM
I don't think she was bitching about it, Farty. Just making an astute observation is all.

da blob
Aug 9th, 2004, 10:05 PM
I don't bitch about your thread per se, more about what it has become.

FartinMowler
Aug 10th, 2004, 08:13 AM
MOst subjects on this site degrade into nonsence :) what do you expect?

da blob
Aug 10th, 2004, 08:43 AM
I think I expected at least 5% of worthy replies - I am a fool I guess.

Dole
Aug 10th, 2004, 10:12 AM
http://www.dvdfever.co.uk/reviews/brasseye2.jpg

Terra
Aug 10th, 2004, 10:27 AM
MOst subjects on this site degrade into nonsence :) what do you expect?

So it's either nonsense or bitching. Sounds like an atypical ending to an otherwise bland thread.

Now if you titled it "Who wants to assfuck me" you would get more intelligent responses (and honest ones too).

kellychaos
Aug 10th, 2004, 03:50 PM
Since anuses in and of the hole themselves are pretty much trans-gender orifices, I find the likenesses scare me in very base, homophobic way which I can't get past ... i.e. female ass sex is a stepping stone to male ass sex and I don't plan on applying for a passport to that reality any time soon ... sorry ... I'm a product of my generation.

da blob
Aug 10th, 2004, 05:23 PM
so what about blowjobs ? isn't a mouth just as much trans-gender ?

FartinMowler
Aug 10th, 2004, 05:35 PM
I guess if you have a mustache then no >:

Terra
Aug 10th, 2004, 06:16 PM
so what about blowjobs ? isn't a mouth just as much trans-gender ?

I guess they could be transgender unless somebody has a front tooth knocked out. Then it's a "she." If it's more than three front teeth, it's considered a "he."

kellychaos
Aug 12th, 2004, 04:35 PM
I guess if you have a mustache then no >:

My lunch lady in high school had a bigger mustache than some men I know ... I don't think that I would've wanted a BJ from her either ... perhaps mustaches ARE the key.

da blob
Aug 12th, 2004, 05:05 PM
I guess they could be transgender unless somebody has a front tooth knocked out. Then it's a "she." If it's more than three front teeth, it's considered a "he."


but then male blowjobs would be better than female ones ?
you confuse me.

kellychaos
Aug 12th, 2004, 05:13 PM
Vaginas do not have teeth ... mostly.

da blob
Aug 12th, 2004, 05:17 PM
I thought of something back about the original thread subject - how come the overall interest (not to say obsession) about sodomy in porn ? Most men I have known are/were not that much interested in it, appart from curiosity, yet a porn without buttfuck seems exceedingly rare. So what ?

FartinMowler
Aug 12th, 2004, 05:21 PM
I think all the Porn intrest like peeing and women smoking and on and on is the titilation of a Taboo subject and trying to gratify it is a mission that the creepy seek.

da blob
Aug 12th, 2004, 05:28 PM
which would mean porn aims at overall very rigid-minded people. I mean taboo ? c'mon.

FartinMowler
Aug 12th, 2004, 05:51 PM
rigid-minded people

Everybody is different. I find porn boring.

da blob
Aug 12th, 2004, 05:56 PM
yeah mostly it is. but I meant, I wouldn't call sodomy "taboo".

FartinMowler
Aug 12th, 2004, 06:16 PM
It is to me. No woman is going to volunteer there asshole without some form of provocation or "suggest" because it is deviant.

Terra
Aug 12th, 2004, 09:50 PM
But a guy might make it okay?

DeadKennedys
Aug 12th, 2004, 10:19 PM
Too bad there isn't a self-lubricating orfice we could instead of bums.

The vagina?

camacazio
Aug 13th, 2004, 01:17 AM
Anal sex is great. You people are nuts.

Helm
Aug 13th, 2004, 02:10 AM
blob: it's basically the constant perpetuation of the male fantasy. The constant interest is much about doing that which is considered deviant in that it is not needed for procreation but rather only to be enjoyed in itself. Much like oral sex and other assorted "I am fucking this body part now" variations. Coupled with the sexist demeaning undertone of abusing a woman (same for ejaculations on people's faces etc), which inbred rednecks around the world find constantly stimulating, you can see how it has become standard in the porn industry.

And yes I am aware the the rectal cavity shares an inner wall with the vagina, and yes, I know that the said nerve endings are much more easily stimulated via anal intercource and that generally a large percentage of women could under specific circumstance enjoy anal stimulation (as opposed to no stimulation at all). However, the percentage of women that would, for physical reasons have stronger vaginal orgasms by having anal sex rather than properly is extremely small. There's quite a few psychological reasons why a woman might enjoy anal sex (the thrill of doing something 'dirty' etc) but none of them are really enough to justify this modern fixation.

camacazio
Aug 13th, 2004, 02:17 AM
Your theory has difficulty explaining why there are large amounts of women who buy and use butt plugs.

Helm
Aug 13th, 2004, 02:24 AM
Perpetuating the male fantasy. And the doing something dirty syndrome. And vaginal via anal stimulation. And all sorts of neuroses, hangups, psychoses and minor psychological quirks and traits. What, do you have problems reading?

camacazio
Aug 13th, 2004, 02:26 AM
but why is it not possible that they just might enjoy it? I mean, it's working some tight muscles. Would it not feel good in a way a good massage might?

Helm
Aug 13th, 2004, 02:30 AM
Yes possibly although a large number of women report the very uneasy sensation of something foreign inside them, an unpleasant fullness that feels very wrong. And you now say "you get used to it" and to that I say yeah, but why would a woman bother? Because of said desire to perpetuate the male fantasy, the kick of doing something dirty etc etc etc


I'm really not advocating for or against, just trying to clear this up a bit.

camacazio
Aug 13th, 2004, 02:31 AM
Actually I wouldn't say that. If it isn't comfortable the first time, it's not being done right/carefully enough.

Helm
Aug 13th, 2004, 02:38 AM
And you'd know for sure how? Can we agree the sensation can be of debatable result for many people, mister I've read too many how to enjoy anal guides on the internet? Well, I for one can say from personal experience that not everybody likes, regardless of circumstance.

camacazio
Aug 13th, 2004, 02:40 AM
I completely agree that not everyone would enjoy it. And sometimes it is psychological, but that's not always it.

Helm
Aug 13th, 2004, 02:43 AM
Yes. Sometimes it's the vaginal/anal connection whatever. Can't deny that there are never endings there. There are. Great. Now did we have to go back and forth for five posts so that you'd agree with my original one?

camacazio
Aug 13th, 2004, 02:47 AM
No because I'm saying it's the anal feeling alone sometimes. I had gotten there at my 3rd post.

Helm
Aug 13th, 2004, 02:49 AM
look look at our red HOTT anal thread go!

Skulhedface
Aug 13th, 2004, 03:54 AM
Sex in the bum is REPREHENSIBLE I tells ya

Helm
Aug 13th, 2004, 03:58 AM
Why are you still here?

Anonymous
Aug 13th, 2004, 08:01 AM
I have to disagree in a bit. Anal sex takes a while to get it into the swing of your daily a-rrrroutine, but I think the reason most women and guys practice it is to find yet another way to get off.

I mean, it's like how when you're about 12 and confused about a lot of things, you go and steal dad's swiss army knife, cut a quarter-sized hole into your plushie of Fievel and fuck it to kingdom come instead of jacking off into mom's pantyhose; It's just a change of pace. Am I right, guys?

Helm
Aug 13th, 2004, 08:12 AM
Okay yeah variation is another valid reason, both for people to go into anal sex. Now about guys, I can understand anal sex a bit since a large percentage ~70% or whatever of males have erotogenous prostates, umm... which means prostate stimulation can induce uh, powerful orgasms, be it by external or internal massaging so uhh.. right.

All this talk is getting me hot and bothered, damn it. Somebody get here and fuck me

Anonymous
Aug 13th, 2004, 08:14 AM
I think the only people who would do it on account of it being taboo are people with severe mental disorders, i.e. women.

Helm
Aug 13th, 2004, 08:15 AM
Astute observation. I agree completely, Chojin.

da blob
Aug 13th, 2004, 09:27 AM
Helm - I somehow agree with your overall analysis, but my interrogation was about people (males) supposedly enjoying it in porn, while they are not that much interested in the real thing.
Maybe most men consider it too dirty/taboo to be more than a fantasy ? strange.

Now for the reasons for a woman to enjoy it. The psychological reasons do not necessarily include the "doing something dirty" thrill. I personally enjoy the total submission feeling (physical sensations are so overwhelming that you basically can't move, just have to stay there and "be used"). And there's also the "fill me" syndrome - not sure how to explain it, but penetration for a woman is like the filling of a void, the temporary taming of an eternal hunger. The desire to have each and every hole available filled would be the associated fantasy, if you wish.

Dole
Aug 13th, 2004, 10:01 AM
So, one in the chuff, one up the arse, and two each in the ears and nose, yes?

da blob
Aug 13th, 2004, 10:04 AM
you forgot the mouth.

kellychaos
Aug 13th, 2004, 11:39 AM
I thought of something back about the original thread subject - how come the overall interest (not to say obsession) about sodomy in porn ? Most men I have known are/were not that much interested in it, appart from curiosity, yet a porn without buttfuck seems exceedingly rare. So what ?

Perhaps it's all about business and trying to broaden their market. While some guys don't necessarily like anal sex and other sexual activities which some may consider deviant, they are willing to wait around for what they consider "normal sex" or, at least, whatever they particularly enjoy. Meanwhile, on the other side of the fence, you have those that enjoy watching anal sex who are willing to endure the minutes of "normal sex". In short, you have expanded your market by a few percentage points.

FartinMowler
Aug 13th, 2004, 03:55 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/zbook1.jpg

liquidstatik
Aug 13th, 2004, 04:02 PM
DID YOUR KIDS DRAW THAT? :lol

Helm
Aug 14th, 2004, 01:31 AM
They're not much interested in the real thing because the real thing has many more complications than how it is on the tv. Most men would rather not think of the whole process needed so the woman would have a clean anus, much less mention it. One bad experience involving fecal matter is quite enough for most men that were interested enough to try, for them to not persue the matter anymore.

The whole woman mentality usually is that after being subtly pestered about this for a while (in the form of 'we should broaden out sexual horizons, sweetie' and other such bulshit) if a woman gives in, then the guy shouldn't complain about the fine print (read: shit :O). And so the guy gets to play pirate in uncharted waters, wondering when he's going to bump into an island (sorry, silly greek analogy) while the girl tries to come to terms with how exactly this sort of thing feels. And now the collective womankind complains on this thread about how this is not so and blah blah blah

Only chojin understands me :(

ArrowX
Aug 14th, 2004, 02:53 AM
You know all about bum sex don't you fartin? you little Jail Bird you.