HOLY SHIT :(

[ArrowX]

According to my drunk dad there are gnomes running a Lard factory in my ass :lol

[Matt Harty]

Does he always sodomize you when drunk?

[liquidstatik]

DADS SHOULDNT DRINK AROUND YOUNG CHIILDREN :lol

[Matt Harty]

I'm starting to think that Arrowx is Fartins kid.

[Studio8]

I'm starting to think that same thing, man

[ArrowX]

:( @ this whole thread

[Mr. Oysterhead]

What were you expecting? Love and support? :lol

[kellychaos]

Jesus pudding and the jealous nature of bacon.

[Terra]

I'm starting to think that Arrowx is Fartins kid.

Well then, it's no wonder why Farty sodomizes his own children.

[kellychaos]

In Russia, Fartin's children sodomize him.

[FartinMowler]

Edit: Scrolling.

[mubert]

Anything with the word "Sodomize" in it is just kind of goofy, even though Sodomization itself probly sucks...BUT HOW WOULD I KNOW CAUSE IVE NEVER TAKEN IT IN THE FRIDGIDAIRE?! :/

[Terra]

Maybe not in the Frigidaire but what about up your ass. Anything along those lines?

[ThisIsWitty]

I think if you're calling your ass a fridgidair, sodomy would be the least of your troubles. :/

[Terra]

...and could even be a blessing.

Just think, your own personal ice maker.

[ThisIsWitty]

Sodomy is NEVER a blessing. Well, maybe, but only if the chick is hawt. >:

[Terra]

And there is plenty of ice in the fridge.

[Seven Force]

Unless they're shit-flavored and turn your water browner than it already is.

[Terra]

You could always pretend it's chocolate.

edit:justholdyournoseandshutyoureyes

[Seven Force]

That's what they said in prison. :(
Is your name Bubba-butt-buddy?

[ThisIsWitty]

Only to certain people. :(

[Terra]

That's what they said in prison. :(
Is your name Bubba-butt-buddy?

Not unless your the one that was next on my butt fuck list.

edit: freshmeat

[ThisIsWitty]

Aren't you a girl? :/

[darkvare]

DADS SHOULDNT DRINK AROUND YOUNG CHIILDREN :lol
you are rigth man in a kids birthday party every adult was drinking, and then kids took beers and started doing crazy stuff. i loved that party and i have it all taped :rave

[ThisIsWitty]

:/

Is that one smiley dancing with a fucking dildo?

[Command Prompt]

What the hell is this thread about?

[da blob]

what thread ?

[ziggytrix]

TIW> it's a glowstick.

[ThisIsWitty]

TIW? Whats that?

[ziggytrix]

you are

[ThisIsWitty]

You're ignorant.

[ThisIsWitty]

WHOOPS, I MEAN I AM.

Har de har har. :(