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ArrowX
Aug 8th, 2004, 11:32 PM
According to my drunk dad there are gnomes running a Lard factory in my ass :lol
Matt Harty
Aug 8th, 2004, 11:33 PM
Does he always sodomize you when drunk?
liquidstatik
Aug 8th, 2004, 11:34 PM
DADS SHOULDNT DRINK AROUND YOUNG CHIILDREN :lol
Matt Harty
Aug 8th, 2004, 11:38 PM
I'm starting to think that Arrowx is Fartins kid.
Studio8
Aug 9th, 2004, 12:03 AM
I'm starting to think that same thing, man
ArrowX
Aug 9th, 2004, 12:42 AM
:( @ this whole thread
Mr. Oysterhead
Aug 9th, 2004, 01:17 AM
What were you expecting? Love and support? :lol
kellychaos
Aug 10th, 2004, 03:35 PM
Jesus pudding and the jealous nature of bacon.
Terra
Aug 10th, 2004, 03:51 PM
I'm starting to think that Arrowx is Fartins kid.

Well then, it's no wonder why Farty sodomizes his own children.
kellychaos
Aug 10th, 2004, 04:36 PM
In Russia, Fartin's children sodomize him.
FartinMowler
Aug 10th, 2004, 04:43 PM
Edit: Scrolling.
mubert
Aug 10th, 2004, 05:48 PM
Anything with the word "Sodomize" in it is just kind of goofy, even though Sodomization itself probly sucks...BUT HOW WOULD I KNOW CAUSE IVE NEVER TAKEN IT IN THE FRIDGIDAIRE?! :/
Terra
Aug 10th, 2004, 06:40 PM
Maybe not in the Frigidaire but what about up your ass. Anything along those lines?
ThisIsWitty
Aug 10th, 2004, 07:42 PM
I think if you're calling your ass a fridgidair, sodomy would be the least of your troubles. :/
Terra
Aug 10th, 2004, 07:52 PM
...and could even be a blessing.

Just think, your own personal ice maker.
ThisIsWitty
Aug 10th, 2004, 07:59 PM
Sodomy is NEVER a blessing. Well, maybe, but only if the chick is hawt. >:
Terra
Aug 10th, 2004, 10:03 PM
And there is plenty of ice in the fridge.
Seven Force
Aug 10th, 2004, 10:06 PM
Unless they're shit-flavored and turn your water browner than it already is.
Terra
Aug 10th, 2004, 10:09 PM
You could always pretend it's chocolate.

edit:justholdyournoseandshutyoureyes
Seven Force
Aug 10th, 2004, 11:10 PM
That's what they said in prison. :(
Is your name Bubba-butt-buddy?
ThisIsWitty
Aug 10th, 2004, 11:58 PM
Only to certain people. :(
Terra
Aug 11th, 2004, 10:30 AM
That's what they said in prison. :(
Is your name Bubba-butt-buddy?

Not unless your the one that was next on my butt fuck list.

edit: freshmeat
ThisIsWitty
Aug 11th, 2004, 11:03 AM
Aren't you a girl? :/
darkvare
Aug 11th, 2004, 11:13 AM
DADS SHOULDNT DRINK AROUND YOUNG CHIILDREN :lol
you are rigth man in a kids birthday party every adult was drinking, and then kids took beers and started doing crazy stuff. i loved that party and i have it all taped :rave
ThisIsWitty
Aug 11th, 2004, 11:23 AM
:/

Is that one smiley dancing with a fucking dildo?
Command Prompt
Aug 11th, 2004, 12:36 PM
What the hell is this thread about?
da blob
Aug 11th, 2004, 02:06 PM
what thread ?
ziggytrix
Aug 11th, 2004, 02:38 PM
TIW> it's a glowstick.
ThisIsWitty
Aug 11th, 2004, 04:14 PM
TIW? Whats that?
ziggytrix
Aug 11th, 2004, 04:18 PM
you are
ThisIsWitty
Aug 11th, 2004, 04:22 PM
You're ignorant.
ThisIsWitty
Aug 11th, 2004, 04:23 PM
WHOOPS, I MEAN I AM.

Har de har har. :(