Holy freakin' crap!

[liquidstatik]

http://www.jerkfaces.com/upload/images/wow.jpg

[ThisIsWitty]

Nobody - hot or otherwise - should have freckles on their labia and nippular regions.

[liquidstatik]

i think thats picture quality. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

gawd i hate those fucking belly button peircings

I liked Lindsay Lohan better when she was pale and didn't try to hide her freckles in fake tan. So like, I guess I liked her better when she was 15.

[ScruU2wice]

banned :lol

[Mockery]

gawd i hate those fucking belly button peircings.
Glad to hear I'm not alone. I've always thought they were the amongst the stupidest fucking trends out there these days. >:

[ScruU2wice]

I encourage everyone to stop using the word "stupidest" simply because so many people stopped caring that it has become commonplace in today's society. I'm not trying to attack anyone, It just kind of annoys me.

[da blob]

whose corpse is it, in the background ?

[ThisIsWitty]

Her cabana boy?

[darkvare]

looks like girl feet

[MLE]

those are not girl feet, you fag.

[eggyolk]

Secks at the Holiday Inn :lol

[FartinMowler]

those are not girl feet, you fag.


Looks like a womans foot to me, it's not hairy also.

[Matt Harty]

She is so fucking ugly.

[dead_pigeon]

I took that picture for private purposes!
If I could afford a lawyer, someone might hear from him!

[eggyolk]

:lol Welcome to I-Mockery

[Terra]

She is so fucking ugly.

Wow. Matt is pretty awesome. A guy that can't be swayed by generic good looks. That actually gives hope to us females that can never hope to have generic good looks.

And fucking ugly ducks like me. :(

[FartinMowler]

Wow. Matt is pretty awesome. A guy that can't be swayed by generic good looks. That actually gives hope to us females that can never hope to have generic good looks.

And fucking ugly ducks like me.


I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic :)

[Big McLargehuge]

SHE FUCKING LOOKS LIKE SHE IS 14 YOU PERVERTS.


America is a nation of pedophiles.

[darkvare]

"Isn't she a little young?" nah she is just hot

[ScruU2wice]

SHE FUCKING LOOKS LIKE SHE IS 14 YOU PERVERTS.


America is a nation of pedophiles.

If they didn't walk around with their thongs and supple breasts hanging out at such a young age we wouldn't be so horny over them. :oldmanrant

[AChimp]

SHE FUCKING LOOKS LIKE SHE IS 14 YOU PERVERTS.
America is a nation of pedophiles.

What's that thread of yours in Loveline? :blah

How many 14 year olds have massive breasts? :(

[kellychaos]

Yeah! Most of them get 'em as graduation presents! >:

[Command Prompt]

I've been whacking off to that picture all morning. I sure hope she's 18. :(

[Terra]

Would it REALLY matter if she wasn't?

[liquidstatik]

She didn't have massive tits when she was 14. She just got em when she turned 16. And a lot of 16 year olds have huge tits. >:

[ThisIsWitty]

That sock gets filled with goo either way. :)

[Big McLargehuge]

What's that thread of yours in Loveline? :blah



Yeah but she's 17, and doesn';t look like a whore.

[Terra]

And looking like a whore makes that big a difference?

[Big McLargehuge]

I hate when girls look young and like a whore. It makes me uncomfortable.


I understand that you are saying that i am just as guilty as people who find her attractive cause i have a young girlie. But in my mind it doesn't work that way >:

[Terra]

I think (not sure) that when you have kids, things change pretty radically. All joking about Farty aside, he seems like a really decent dad and thinks the world of his children.

I was just thinking that if one didn't personally KNOW the girl and she willingly took the picture (hopefully wasn't forced into it), then all bets are off as to who the real perv would be.

[ThisIsWitty]

The girl?

[Terra]

Sometimes when there is willing "exhibitionism" involved, it takes two pervs.

Yeah, the girl too.

[ThisIsWitty]

Doesn't always take 2 pervs. What if the girl pre-sets the camera, then runs over in front of it and takes of her clothes?

[Terra]

That wouldn't matter. Perversion is in the heart of the beholder. She can set the camera up but unless there is a willing audience, it's just a form of masturbation IMHO.

[liquidstatik]

ENOUGH OF THE DISCUSSIONS >:

SHES HOT >:

[Big McLargehuge]

SHE DOESN'T GIVE ME A BONER

[liquidstatik]

NOT YOUNG ENOUGH? :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Hahaha snap

[Command Prompt]

Would it REALLY matter if she wasn't?

No :(

[ThisIsWitty]

Is it legal for a 40 year old person to fantasize about a person as they were before they were legal?

Or for 2 underage people to get their bone on?

[Esuohlim]

Fantasizing is legal in any case. You can't get arrested for thinking. >:

[Sethomas]

Not according to Orwell!!1!

[ThisIsWitty]

Fantasizing is legal in any case. You can't get arrested for thinking. >:

CAN YOU SAY HERESY? THEY GOT FUCKING BURNED FOR THINKING. SOMETIMES THEY DIDN'T EVEN THINK IT, OTHER PEOPLE THOUGHT THEY THOUGHT IT!

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[executioneer]

LOVELINE/PHILOSOPHY BOARD GUYTS >:

[Jixby Phillips]

Do you guys beleive in god

[FS]

I believe there's something... but I choose not to define it

[ThisIsWitty]

There's....something. What the hell kind of a response is that. >:

[Terra]

Fantasizing is legal in any case. You can't get arrested for thinking. >:

Some people should though. As soon as that bill gets passed the cops should be at your door soon.

It's just a matter of time now.

[ThisIsWitty]

Why yes, that bill and the bill against breathing.

That should weed out all of you stupid people.

MUHUHAHAHAHAH >:

[Matt Harty]

theres a bill for that?????? !!! :eek

[kellychaos]

I believe that there is something up my ass but I choose not to define it. :(

[ThisIsWitty]

See: Penis.

[Jixby Phillips]

PENIS??? :lol :lol

[ThisIsWitty]

Stop laughing, you breaded cretin. :(

[Mike]

Nobody - hot or otherwise - should have freckles on their labia and nippular regions.

Labia? How is it that you can see her labia and I can't?

[kellychaos]

Here lies Master Bater ... he died by his own hand. :(

[ThisIsWitty]

The freckles go all the way up to her inner thighs. I find it hard to imagine they stop convieniently at her vulva.

[Terra]

I'm sure if you guys got all the way to her puss, you wouldn't give a rat shit about the freckles at that point (or even if her eyes were crossed). :)

Something tells me I could be correct on this one little item...

[Johnyy Darko]

gawd i hate those fucking belly button peircings.
Glad to hear I'm not alone. I've always thought they were the amongst the stupidest fucking trends out there these days. >:
I hate the belly button peircings too

[ThisIsWitty]

You're right. Even if she were cross-eyed, labia-freckled, and, well, ugly as hell, I'd still punch her. >:

[Terra]

You're right. Even if she were cross-eyed, labia-freckled, and, well, ugly as hell, I'd still punch her. >:

It's nice to know that behind every great woman, there is a guy behind her ready to beat the ever livin' shit out of her. :)

[ThisIsWitty]

Are all great women cross-eyed and freckled?

If so, yes.

[kellychaos]

Donkey punch! :lol

[FS]

ThisIsWitty, I think you should write Linsday Lohan a letter telling her how much you don't want to fuck her.

[ThisIsWitty]

All that would do is make her not want to fuck me.

And I don't want to drive her away anymore than I already have. :(

[liquidstatik]

GOD DAMNIT >:

[kellychaos]

I heard that it looks like two pieces of raw liver smashed together.