Reaching the Top of the Chain

[Drunksquirrel]

Hi i'm a newcomer to the Mockery boards.

I just wish to start off my legacy here with a rant about the pickle hat!

I have some spiffy goggles, but I just cant seem to get the pickle hat. I thought ah maybe it won't make such i difference...

I soon found out i was wrong...

I tried substitutes.

The Burger King Crown, a Pepsi 12 Pack case, even a Sock.. But i dont feel very godly.

I'm afriad i might never achieve the state of Uphoria That the mockery crew has, due to my lack of pickledom. Also i fear the Pickle company has stopped thier Hat promotional give away aswell as the club pack #2 is out of stock.

Will I roam my nieghborhood picklehatless for all eternity?

Probably. >:

[ThisIsWitty]

You'll never reach the top of the chain. However dirty that may sound. :(

[Drunksquirrel]

As you can see by the picture my pitiful situation.

http://66.24.118.232/webpage/chris/Sandwich.jpg

If anyone has info on where i can obtain a pickle hat, help me dammit!

[AChimp]

Pitiful indeed. :|

[Matt Harty]

GAY TEXT + DIRTY LAUNDRY + BITTEN SANDWICH + GOGGLES + BURGER KING CROWN + BOOMERANG + LACROSSE STICK + SWORD + PINK SHORTS = FUCKING FAGGOT

[dead_pigeon]

Wow, this all doesnt make me think "shut the hell up" at all.
Make a hat out of pickles. It wont look the same, but you will smell funny

[eggyolk]

shut up pigeon no one asked

[Emu]

what's with the big fagstorm lately >:

[ziggytrix]

that shit was goin on before i was a newbie, and it's only ever gotten worse, so i ask - what do you mean "lately"?

[mubert]

I can assume that I'm part of it, right?

[Terra]

Will I roam my nieghborhood picklehatless for all eternity?

Probably. >:

No roaming/fucking on the forum without your pickle hat.

[The Retro Kat]

The pickle hat and goggles are fucking gay, and only Rog has them anyways.

Oh yeah, and your a gay too sQUEERal.

[ThisIsWitty]

HAHAHA That wasn't funny at all. >:

[Command Prompt]

That sure was witty :(

[ThisIsWitty]

Aren't we all. :/

[kellychaos]

My testicles are SO in your eye sockets right now!

[ThisIsWitty]

That's some trick. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

YEah! :lol

[kellychaos]

I have abnormally looooooong testicles. :(

[ThisIsWitty]

I have an abnormaly long ass you can eat.

[Seven Force]

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/601/601_image_09.jpg

[ThisIsWitty]

Holy shit.

[nothing4buddha]

hey buddy take a break. you're done posting for the day :D go have a cookie.

[ThisIsWitty]

I have this wierd complex where I think if I post a lot I'll be cooler somehow. Although I could give a shit. Everyone here pretty much sucks.

[Seven Force]

Do what the buddha says and go.

[Anonymous]

By all means keep posting, its the wittiest shit I've seen on here in awhile. :lol

[nothing4buddha]

awwe :( don't encourage him

[Anonymous]

I'm encouraging ALL these new fucktards to post as much as they can

Thisiswitty
SevenForceInc
mubert
dead_pigeon
Drunksquirrel

You have your orders, now go... :lol

[Seven Force]

Nah, i'm actually done for tonight. Go fuck off, Mad Max. For you are the biggest fucktard of them all. :)

[ThisIsWitty]

Great, now you've made my most recent pass-time suck. >:

[Anonymous]

SevenForceInc: Hey fucktard I hope you got some better ammo than that, and arguing with me already proves what a big fucktard your dumb ass is!

ThisIsWitty: Good, that's what I do, now you can either cry about it like the bitch you are, or you can carry on fucktard!

:lol

[ThisIsWitty]

Both. >:

[nothing4buddha]

:eek mad max is on FIYUH

[Seven Force]

I love you. :)

[Anonymous]

I love sucking cock, but I like taking it up the ass sometimes, which do you like Witty?

Both.

:lol

[Command Prompt]

Nice :)

[dead_pigeon]

Cool! I'm a new fucktard!
Too bad I'm not an old fucktard!

[kellychaos]

Post-apocalyptic king of quoations. :royalass

[Seven Force]

I don't see what's all this hostility for anyway. We're just new. We haven't done anything.

[kellychaos]

"Help, I'm being repressed!" :lol

[Anonymous]

I don't see what's all this hostility for anyway. We're just new. We haven't done anything.

:boohoo

While I can't speak for the rest of the fucktards on here, there isn't any hostility from me, I just like making fun of mentally deficient cry babies like yourself.

Nothing personal, just business fucktard.

:lol

[ArrowX]

This alll stared after I-Mockalypse. All these lurkers just raced to fill the postcount voud :(

I'm still searching for your woodpile.

[ThisIsWitty]

Please, stop. You're going to make me cry. :(