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James
Aug 12th, 2004, 10:43 PM
My... friend wanted to know.
Terra
Aug 12th, 2004, 10:48 PM
Tell your "friend" that it's perfectly fine. :) It's like having your own personal "wake" for her.
DeadKennedys
Aug 12th, 2004, 11:25 PM
Think of it as a memorial.

And anyway, Poe said "There's nothing more romantic than the death of a beautiful woman."
Terra
Aug 12th, 2004, 11:26 PM
Or a depository.
liquidstatik
Aug 12th, 2004, 11:26 PM
It's only nasty if yer masturbating.. to thoughts of her dying or thoughts of her corpse.

But if your thinkin about the girl doing you before she died.. i dun see anything wrong with it. :/
DeadKennedys
Aug 12th, 2004, 11:29 PM
It's only nasty if yer masturbating.. to thoughts of her dying or thoughts of her corpse.

But if your thinkin about the girl doing you before she died.. i dun see anything wrong with it. :/

Or you could imagine you made SUCH SWEET LOVE (tm) to her that she died. No? I didn't think so either.
kellychaos
Aug 13th, 2004, 12:41 PM
I heard that he jerked off several times while composing "Annabell Lee".
Sethomas
Aug 13th, 2004, 07:03 PM
But James, now that she's in Heaven she'll know what you're doing! You might offend her immortal soul!
Carnivore
Aug 13th, 2004, 07:21 PM
He might offend... or tantalize :orgasm
Sethomas
Aug 13th, 2004, 07:27 PM
You're right, I mean after all:
http://www.popnko.com/mockpic/JBL.jpg
AChimp
Aug 13th, 2004, 08:06 PM
If I was jerking off to a dead girl, I'd jerk off that much more at the thought that she might be watching. :yum
sports
Aug 13th, 2004, 08:19 PM
*gives thumbs up* It's good man, go for it James.
Esuohlim
Aug 13th, 2004, 08:23 PM
WELL THANK GOD YOU CAME TO GIVE HIM THE OKAY
sports
Aug 13th, 2004, 08:32 PM
:lol no problem E...
Captain Goodtimes
Aug 13th, 2004, 09:51 PM
What if she went to hell. That would be sinful.
kellychaos
Aug 14th, 2004, 11:55 AM
As a cool, ghostly hand strokes inner thigh, a thin, desperate cry in the night is heard from a reality that is not our own ...
rook
Aug 14th, 2004, 05:13 PM
it's cool. i like to think about elvis.
Anonymous
Aug 15th, 2004, 08:08 PM
You should've just fucked her corpse after you killed her.
FS
Aug 16th, 2004, 10:43 AM
Sometimes I masturbate to thoughts of Terra dying.
Helm
Aug 16th, 2004, 11:25 AM
Sometimes I masturbate to thoughts of Terra dying.
FS
Aug 16th, 2004, 12:44 PM
We can start a club!
HickMan
Aug 16th, 2004, 01:32 PM
Hellz naw
kellychaos
Aug 16th, 2004, 05:12 PM
Sometimes I masturbate to thoughts of Terra dying.

Elaborate plz
Anonymous
Aug 24th, 2004, 09:22 AM
It's OK as long as you're the one that killed her.

I learned that from Chronicles of Riddick.
Carnivore
Aug 24th, 2004, 09:47 AM
Don't wait too long or you'll have to reheat her in the microwave.