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Helm
Aug 13th, 2004, 09:36 AM
I've been thinking about it lately and I have pretty average stats, damn it. I did some long, hard introspection, and I've put down what I think is a pretty realistic record:

Str: 13
Dex: 14
Con: 8
Int : 14
Wis : 8
Cha : 12

I should have killed two bits of dex for a point in con, in the long run less illness would be a good idea. Nobody has to jump through hoops in everyday life anyhow, damn it. I spent the rest of my character points getting this skill package:

Cat Empathy : 2
Curb Balance : 1
Bully Bluff: 2
Tree Climb: 5 speciality: Lord of the schoolyard
Computer Use : www.porn.com
Craft spec: drawing birds
Craft spec: pulling strings
Cthulhu Mythos: 3%
Girlfriend Diplomacy and Assorted Relationship Logistics: yes
Hide penis between legs and pretend being a girl: Okay, only once, damn it.
Innuendo : 7 and that's in inches wink wink nudge nudge say no more
Jump: 1 I'm white
Knowledge spec: stuff that make the friends cast go to sleep: 10
Glisten: 2
Jerk off silently: 2 speciality: sink water master
Use door key: 5
Performance spec: Fag, 3
Manic-Depression: 4
Speak other Language: eeeennnnggggggllisshh : 4 je prefer le poule : 1
Spot: http://www.sylpher.com/helm/ogrebattlefindout.gif
Swim: badly
Tumble: totally
Used Rope: I got it from the back of my dad's pick-up van


So baby, what's your package? I mean, nice package! Uh, yeah! Let's get this going.

Anonymous
Aug 13th, 2004, 09:44 AM
I WILL TAKE A DIFFERENT APPROACH TO THIS

(SPECIAL system is 1-10 in human range)

Strength: 4
Perception: 1
Endurance: 7
Charisma: 6
Intelligence: 8
Agility: 8
Luck: 7

(41 points total)

OPTIONAL TRAITS:
-Bloody Mess

PERKS:
-Gecko skinning
-Smooth talker
-Action boy

SKILLS:
-Small guns: 70%
-Energy guns: 99%
-Melee weapon: 10%
-Thrown weapons: 5%
-Dodging: 80%
-Speech: 80%
-Barter: 25%
-Outdoorsman: 25%

Matt Harty
Aug 13th, 2004, 09:46 AM
hunger: 10
sex: 10

Helm
Aug 13th, 2004, 09:48 AM
seconds lol am i right guys?

Anonymous
Aug 13th, 2004, 09:50 AM
matt, this is not a thread for you to be gay in.

Dole
Aug 13th, 2004, 10:16 AM
You all forgot
nerd factor: one billion.

ThisIsWitty
Aug 13th, 2004, 04:56 PM
What can I get for my +10 pants of charm from the local merchant?

Ninjavenom
Aug 14th, 2004, 01:00 AM
ATK: 12 (with Sharpie Shuriken)
STR: 7
DEX: 16 w00t
DEF: 6
CON: 12
INT: 14
MDF: 2 (lightning hurts)
LCK: 20 ;o

Special Skills:

Pop Culture Trivia: -1 Int
Sandals: +2 air-to-feet ratio
Nice hair: +3 girly points
Nerd fingers: +6 to gun usage
Snake Charming: +1 to penis

CaptainBubba
Aug 14th, 2004, 02:25 AM
Tears of Unfathomable Sadness: 7

AChimp
Aug 14th, 2004, 02:43 AM
I wield an epic level cock. :picklehat

Helm
Aug 14th, 2004, 02:56 AM
Actually, it's amazing that you've managed to stay away from this thread for so long.

Spectre X
Aug 14th, 2004, 08:29 AM
Using a system similar to Chojin's because I don't understand the other. :(

Strength: 3
Perception: 2
Endurance: 6
Charisma: 6
Intelligence: 8
Agility: 7
Luck: 5
Asshole: 4

(41 points total)

POWERS:
- caffeine/sugar overdrive: +2 strength, +1 endurance
- seething rage: +1 strength, +2 endurance
- drawing: +2 charisma if opponent can draw not as good
- debating: +1 intelligence after debate is over, +2 perception during debate

WEAKNESSES:
- weight: -1 strength if oponent is heavier
- internet sarcasm: -4 charisma if not detected
- overwhelming: -1 for all stats if faced with four or more opponents with less than 6 intelligence and/or more than 5 asshole stats

The One and Only...
Aug 16th, 2004, 08:04 PM
Only noobs play RPGs with stats. :rolleyes

the[Hitman]
Aug 16th, 2004, 08:05 PM
Go eat some more pie fatty.

The One and Only...
Aug 16th, 2004, 08:07 PM
Well somebody just hit the SHITPILE.

Terra
Aug 16th, 2004, 08:11 PM
I wield an epic level cock. :picklehat

I want you. Now. :)

Seven Force
Aug 16th, 2004, 08:15 PM
I would also like some "chimp cock" please. :)

Terra
Aug 16th, 2004, 08:19 PM
He's mine first. I claimed him first!!

Seven Force
Aug 16th, 2004, 08:22 PM
MINE!

:wah

Seven Force
Aug 16th, 2004, 08:28 PM
Here's mine: :(

Name: DWNo 049; Freezeman

Purpose: Experimental Non-polutant Energy Generation

Special Arms: Freeze Cracker

Mobility: Super Human

Observed Special Abilites:

Freeze Cracker: A cold bolt projectile, it can incase whatever it hits in a tomb of frozen air. This attack is also known to produce a small short ranged freezing shrapenal aftering hitting an object.

Icicle Rain: Firing a Freeze Cracker on a down pointed ceiling, it can produce Icicles that will fall in sequence to the floor.

Ice Stage: Release high in the air, it coats the floor with a layer of ice to slip up foes. It can also freeze the feet.

Terra
Aug 16th, 2004, 08:28 PM
YOU DON'T HAVE A PUSSY SO YOU CAN'T HAVE MY MONKEY! >:

Seven Force
Aug 16th, 2004, 08:32 PM
Okay. :|