GLOWBELLY HAS BEEN IMPREGNATED! :O

[Mockery]

QUICK! GIVE HER A MERCIFUL DEATH BEFORE IT BURSTS THROUGH HER CHEST! :eek

[FS]

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg!!!

[Terra]

Congratulations to Glowbelly! She'll make a wonderful momma!

[Dole]

Fantastic news for Karen & Bri!! :)


hadnt mentioned it prior as didnt think it was public knowledge.

[da blob]

it makes me sad that when when instinct and intelligence contradict one another, most people will let instinct win.

I won't live to see the end of the human race - sigh.

[Dole]

Take your pseudo-apocalyptic abstractions and insert rectally

[da blob]

I'm not in the mood to masturbate.

[Dole]

'kthnx

back to topic
http://www.shubhkaamna.com/shubhkaamna/general/pregnant/general/pregnant04.gif

[Helm]

What blob said.

[cherry]

wooohooo! crikey and blimey o'reilly. I had a feeling something big was going down hence my reappearance on this board.
well, congrats indeed. may your belly continue to glow- big stylleeee.


aww, glowgal's gonna be a momma! that is very cool. very cool indeed.

One of the problems facing the owrld is that most of the creative, intyelligent people are choosing not to have children. The offspring of Ms GBelly might just wind up saving the world.

Nice going with the sex Karen!

[Mockery]

Holy shit, it's GEMMA! :faint

Where in the great custard of life have you been, woman!?



GLOWBELLY'S PREGNANT. GEMMA IS BACK. THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END! :O

[glowbelly]

daphne said i should change my name to growbelly :lol

and thanks to everyone except the whiny losers (i'm not naming any names) in this thread. we are super excited and i'm overcome with all kinds of cool emotions and nausea.

and if you all would have payed attention to chojin's sig you might have learned about this a little earlier.

i'm gonna be fat. :D and nobody can say a thing! and the fatter i get the healthier i am because i am pregnant. WOOHOO! PORTLY, CHOJIN? I'M GONNA SHOW YOU FUCKIN PORTLY, BITCH.

hah.

and GEMMA :eek! wowsa! great timing, young lady.

[AChimp]

:O

You can't be pregnant with a baby. Babies come from storks. :(

[glowbelly]

then consider me a giant stork

[James]

This is pregnant Lita all over again. :(

[glowbelly]

wha?

and cheer up, jerk. i'm happy. there's no reason why you shouldn't be.

[Dole]

Come on, its James. I am sure he can find tons of reasons.

And this whole message board should be renamed 'CHEER UP, JERK!!!'

[Daphne]

Best news ever :) I'm thinking good thoughts for you guys!
Eat lots of red beans!

[HickMan]

Congrats

[James]

You see, Kane started harassing Lita, and then he went after her boyfriend, Matt Harty. So to keep Kane from killing Matt, Lita had sex with Kane.

Then she found out she was pregnant, and it very well could not have been Matt's baby. Then it turned out it was officially not Matt's baby.

Then Matt and Kane had a match at Summerslam, where the winner would have the right to marry Lita. Kane won.


This is the EXACT same thing.

[glowbelly]

my boyfriend would totally kick your ass, though...so this is way different.

besides, I KNOW WHO MY BABY DADDY IS >:

AND IT ISN'T JIXBY >:

[Seven Force]

http://www.i-mockery.com/cards/images/card3.jpg
>:

[FartinMowler]

very cool Ms. Belly :) Pretty girls make nice babies, unless of course your boyfriend is ugly :/

[Anonymous]

that's awesome, congratulations!!!!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Great News, Karen!!!!!! congrats!!!

[glowbelly]

my boyfriend is totally hot, fartin. for real.

i'm excited. i'm not worried about being a mom, because it's something that i have always wanted to be and pretty much knew i was going to be one day, but being pregnant and giving birth scares me. more the giving birth part.

i mean...ayee.

[ScruU2wice]

Babies are cute.

I don't think I'm less of a man to admit it.

Congrats.

[James]

You're less of a man for many other, and much scarier, reasons.

[ScruU2wice]

which are..

[Immortal Goat]

Anybody who is upset at her for doing something she wanted to do can go die. And hopefully they will not be reincarnated as her child.

Anyhoo, congratulations on the baby, Glowbelly. Hope it doesn't keep you up too late.

[Helm]

...not pertaining to this thread.

edit: damn it

[CastroMotorOil]

Congrats

[kellychaos]

Is the father from the future?

[glowbelly]

it makes me sad that when when instinct and intelligence contradict one another, most people will let instinct win.

I won't live to see the end of the human race - sigh.

i was going to leave this alone, but ya know what? i decided against it.

how dare you assume that you know what is going on in my head? i have had a lifetime of KNOWING that i am supposed to be a mother and you're going to come into my CELEBRATORY thread and rattle off your depressed, sad, selfish CRAP.

get out. you have no idea what this means to me. you have no idea what it means to my family and you have no right to pass judgement on my intelligence based on your self-inflicted, overly bleak outlook on the world. just because you have made your life a miserable battle, doesn't mean the rest of us have to suffer with you.

i am entering the next stage of my life. a joyous one, where i live completely for someone else STARTING NOW. i'm sorry if you can't find that this decision i made has some basis in intelligence. i'm going to assume that for this reason, you'll remain barren for the rest of your life.

we can only hope.

[FartinMowler]

Blah! don't listen to that barren bitch :/ You enjoy it.

[glowbelly]

high five, dude. high friggin five.

[FartinMowler]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/CopyofDSC00139.jpg :) I was only 25 when we has our first and it was tough working as a parking attendant and going to College :/ but I wouldn't go back and change anything.

[Geggy]

good job, glowbelly. i alway knew you have potentionals to be a great mother, afterall, you've never lost touch w/ your child-like ways. :P

[kahljorn]

You sho uld do a water birthing, if it's done right the mother will orgasm the entire time she's in labor. ITS TANTRIC.

[Carnivore]

Excellent. I'm thrilled for you. Besides, we need more children to be raised by women of your caliber, Karen. Congratulations.

Speaking as one who has delivered a child, don't worry about that. It's quite messy and painful, but complications are rare, most deliveries go smoothly.

[kellychaos]

If the father is from the future, then he would know if the outlook is, indeed, bleak. Word.

[da blob]

I do not doubt you get there happy and satisfied, your hormones would not allow otherwise. It might be a conscious and well thought out project, I do not know and do not particularly care, I just can't understand how anybody would want to participate in the perpetuation of the species as long as they are able to use their intelligence to analyse the world we're living in.
I am not surprised to see stupid people procreate, it just amazes me when it's people who are obviously provided with a brain.

Oh and I do everything to actually remain barren, should it not be the case I'll do what I've already done before, don't worry.

[FS]

That's very introspective. But if you could just sweep your ink vapors of darkness to the side, the parade can get through.

You're hardly the first to realize the philosophy of Life Sucks, and trying to infect others with your gall is not only obnoxious, but doing so in someone's pregnancy celebration thread is fucking rude.

So ssh.

[the[Hitman]]

Exactly.

Let other people fuck up not realizing the pain in the ass life is and becomes as you live it.

I'm never having children because this planet is only going to get worse but people can do whatever the hell they see fit.

Its all based on perspective.

[kahljorn]

Perspectives change.

[ScruU2wice]

I don't know which is worse loading this thread with overly mindful dribble about the futility of the life cycle or loading this thread with dead baby jokes that I thought mad max or arrowx would do.

:/

[Carnivore]

The planet is going to get worse so long as people think it is and do nothing to change it. If you've lost all hope for the future just friggin' off yourself and spare us your bullshit. I still have hope. It may be a fool's hope, but that can be enough.

[Seven Force]

Yeah, put on a fucking smile, eat your fucking chicken, and shut the fuck up. :)

You're as bad as a goth, I swear... :rolleyes

[theapportioner]

Congrats!!!! Definitely keep us updated on kicks, birth, etc. :)

[James]

You sho uld do a water birthing, if it's done right the mother will orgasm the entire time she's in labor. ITS TANTRIC.

"Mommy, can you tell me about the day I was born?"

"Oh man, I was cumming SO HARD the whole time. I thought I was going to drown you in my lady juices before I could squeeze you out. Then the spasming of my vagina launched you out like a cannon, and then I kind of blacked out from the pleasure."

"Is that why I have to wear the Magic Helmet?"

"Yes... That's.... That's why you... HEY! Who wants ICE CREAM?"

[Dole]

But if you could just sweep your ink vapors of darkness to the side, the parade can get through

I think that may be one of the best sentences ever typed here.

The whole 'the world is so bleak, how can we possibly bring children into it' shtick is the biggest cop out ever, next to suicide.

Good thing people who think like that aren't having kids, leaves more nursery places for those of us who are happy to have them.

[FS]

Let me express my sentiments through a picture (since I just found out my camera actually has a timer, so I don't always have to hold it to snap myself):

http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/yippee.jpg
Pay no attention to the poster. Or the shirt.

And here's me falling over while trying to take the previous picture:
http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/whoops.jpg
Hello, armpit hair! :x I forget what a skinny bastard I am.

Happy frugging frigalations frbl! Good people reproducing makes the world a better place. If it's a girl she can inherit the rights to my penis (but NOT until she's 18 >:), same story if it's a gay or bi boy. wooo

[kahljorn]

if my sperm count is ever high enough to impregnate someone as ugly and ... well, just basically ugly; I'm going to do it Tantra style! Besides, religion is the best reason to fuck ever, and a religion of fucking is the best religion ever.

[jin]

I am so happy for you Ms. Glowbelly! ;D

I wish nothing but the best for you and your family and i hope everything goes wonderfully for you all! :D

I was wondering about chojins sig. ;>

[glowbelly]

thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks all you cool cats MWAH

haha, fs! that is awesome :D

i'm not doing a water birth. i'm pretty sure that it doesn't matter what i'm laboring in, there's no way i'll be orgasming through it. it's a nice thought, just not really realistic. sorry, kahl. i have a vagina. i know what i can fit in it. the size of what is going to come out of it in 7 months frightens me and doesn't seem orgasmic in any way, shape or form. :O

i'll keep you all updated with pictures and kicks and eating and boob size. i promised mle that she gets to see the first pic of my huge belly, because i made a mistake that was unforgiveable, so when the time comes she'll be the one to get that snap from.

there isn't much that you guys can say to offend me. i only take offense to whiny goth-like french girls who try to push their philosophy about life on someone who obviously thinks differently about things...speaking of which:

da blob has pretty much admitted that she has had an abortion. i think someone should start a celebratory thread for her. that way she might not feel the need to try and get attention here.

[Seven Force]

Good luck though.

[McClain]

How long ago was it that we grinded groinskins in Chicago and you're just now having my baby?

Good for you honey. It's the best thing in the world.

[AChimp]

I bet that it will be a GIRL, because spring babies are always girls. :O

[Helm]

I like how blob gets all the heat for not being 100% CELEBRATORY TO THE MAX while while I posted that I agreed with her I was spared glowbelly's wrath.

Whether or not you are with child does not matter to half the people that rushed in this thread to post. There's people in this thread that you know personally from real life and I can understand and agree with them congratulating you, since from their (and yours) point of view, you having a child will be a positive step in your life, and they care about your life being good because they know you and love you. Great.

I don't mean to rain on this particular parade, but tell me, don't you feel it is completely fake when somebody's somebody dies and they post about it on the internet and there's a gazillion of people that know neither the deceased nor the person posting about him, rushing in to post that they're so sad :( :tear I'm so sorry :kisses I hope you get better :( Well this is basically the reverse of that, but still fake. I'm not trying to get you in particular down or to spoil the mood, but a large number of idiots in this thread (like fartin) have no business at all congratulating you. Sure, according to societal convensions, that's what you say when someone you barely know is having a child, but it's also completely fake. Fartin doesn't care about you or your baby. You're a name on a computer screen, for him.

Whether or not I would choose having a child of my own, it has no bearing on your choice, and if you're happy with it, then fine, enjoy the baby and try to raise it as properly as you can. I'm not trying to bring an asinine argument in this thread for the sake of it, but some morons around here do deserve to be mocked for being such hypocrites.

[Dole]

Hmm...I congratulated Sadie on the birth of her baby, I don't know her but I don't feel like a fraud or an ass for it because she is one of the more normal people here who actually comes across as genuine.

That said, there are TONS of people here who could drop dead today and it would mean absolutely fuck all to me, as there is absolutely no substance to anything they say here, and therefore they are just names on a screen to me. I would never post insincere sympathy about someone who died that I didnt know or had never spoken to me, as I find that deeply offensive, especially to those people who have experienced real grief. Its like when Princess Di died, and all these fucking hollow idiots in my country felt the need to wail about it in public for weeks afterward, and feign grief for someone who they didnt know, and was absolutely nothing to do with them. Pathetic.

My point? No idea.

Anyway, at the end of the day its no big deal if the people who dont know Karen say congrats, is it? Congratulations from people she doesnt know will mean fuck all to her anyway.

[glowbelly]

if somebody's someone dies and i don't know that somebody, i tend not to reply to a thread saying sorry, unless i happen to like the person, or can relate to them in some way over the whole death thing...and then i tend to take it off of a public forum.

ask james about that one.

if you don't want to congratulate me because you feel fake in doing so, then don't. but stop with the calling other people fake shit. i have a feeling that fartin really does care whether or not i have a healthy baby, because he's the same guy who sent me a birthday pm and wrote me a nice letter when he found out i had gone through an abusive relationship. plus he has kids, so in a way he's RELATING, you dig? my point is that you don't know the extent of the "friendships" that i have formed here and whose congrats i take as sincere and whose i don't.

so back off.

as for blobgal, she no longer exists in my world. it's that easy for me.

edit: and what sam said up there

[Ninjavenom]

i like you, so congrats :o

[glowbelly]

but i've never met you! you're just pixels on a screen! are you being sincere?! :(

[Lotida]

CONGRATULATIONS!!
Babies are so precious....you are truly blessed!! :)

[Lotida]

I am not surprised to see stupid people procreate, it just amazes me when it's people who are obviously provided with a brain.

Oh and I do everything to actually remain barren, should it not be the case I'll do what I've already done before, don't worry.


If only your Mother would have lived by the same code........

[MrAdventure]

http://www.nelsondesigns.com/media/artwork/maternity-and-baby/single/boy/train.jpg

BABY BANAZNA

http://www.neatsolutions.com/books/baby_bistro_cookbook.jpg

BABY BONANZNA

http://www.nelsondesigns.com/media/artwork/maternity-and-baby/single/boy/boot-boy-no-flag.jpg

BABY BONZNANZA

http://visitfanwood.com/rescue/ruthbillbob.jpg

DID YOU HEAR IMOCKERY IS PREGNENT

[FS]

ITS A COOKBOOK

[MrAdventure]

i heard somewhere that pregnant girls only like cute jokes and hate gross jokes is that true heres an example

what did the baby say to the hands!

"goo goo!"

or hers another if you didnt get it

why did the baby smile

because he saw his mom!

if you like that better than these jokes i bet its true

why did the baby eat the snot

hes a baby thats what they do!

that was pretty gross sorry i didnt mean to get off topic

[glowbelly]

this thread just got a bazillion times better

[Geggy]

people making posts about someone close to them dying are looking for as much support as they could get even if its from a stranger. its pretty selfish. yeah. haha. i'm selfish. so fuck you, cunt.

anyway, back to the baby thing, babies are cool. hell, i have one of my own.

oops. nobody was supposed to know. haha. thanks. her name is shannon. do you have a name yet for your baby? what about marriage?

[Seven Force]

I was sincere.

:tear

[glowbelly]

was that your big secret?!

i like isobel linda for a girl. brian wants a junior, but i keep telling him that if we name the boy brian, i will call him bj. haha, get it? >:

i like the nickname, but i know that children can be horrid to each other and it will probably get him made fun of for awhile, yadda whatever lala loo. if i was going to pick a boy name it would probably be a name that begins with a vowel, because i tend to lean towards liking those names better...like oscar or adrian or evan.

as for marriage, we really want to do that...but i'm not sure about my health insurance and it's sad to say that we might be better off holding out til after the baby is born to get married, so i can be approved for state funding to cover maternity costs.

i need to find out for sure if pregnancy can be considered a pre-existing condition in the state of ohio or not. if it can't be, i'm golden...and hopefully bri and i will get married within the next few months.

[Helm]

CONGRATULATIONS!!
Babies are so precious....you are truly blessed!!

[subterfuge]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not perpetuate the soccer mom name craze. McKenzie, Dillon, Kayla, Kylie, Kyra, KatieLynn, Katelynn, etc. GAH!!! I hate girl names. Except for mine.

[Sethomas]

Boy's name: Guybrush.
Girl's name: Corsica.

Woo.

[liquidstatik]

Congrats, Glowbelly! :D

[AChimp]

I think it's retarded for parents to name their kids after themselves. If you're gonna name 'em after somebody, you have to go back at least two generations. :(

[Matt Harty]

I like Alicia, Leticia, Mallerie, Briana, Paige for girls.

Eric, Joshua, Lucas, Zachary for guys.

Guys names I hate: Jack, Ryan, Matthew, William, Max, Jake, Kyle.
Girls names I hate: Emily, Jessica, Sarah, Amy, Laura, Danielle.

[darkvare]

congrats and have fun with your baby. i hope he dont becomes an evil person.

[Sethomas]

SINCE HIS FATHER'S ITALIAN, GIVE HIM AN ITALIAN NAME LIKE BENVOLIO OR FELATIO.

[da blob]

*BOOH*


seriously.
I never said it was a "life sucks" philosophy. more of a constatation of how the human race is plaguing the earth to its destruction - and being very happy about it. if you don't mind giving life to a being that will probably live half of his life with an oxygen mask on, fine. I find it sad for the rest of creation.

you will notice I was and never will be aggressive about it. relax folks, contradiction is usefull even where you would not expect/want it. even more there.


As for the thread about my abortion : I'm afraid it'll be of limited interest, it was 12 years ago and nothing notable, except for the anesthesic-induced sickness.

[FartinMowler]

Helm wrote but a large number of idiots in this thread (like fartin) have no business at all congratulating you. Sure, according to societal convensions, that's what you say when someone you barely know is having a child, but it's also completely fake. Fartin doesn't care about you or your baby. You're a name on a computer screen, for him.


Helm I've never really liked you because your one of these people that holds onto a notion like James that your in some kind of special group that only you can pick the club members. I get a feeling of people resenting and being jealous of certain thing's on this site, it's very immature, so grow up and stop being a prick. I think Glowbelly know's that I think she is funny and that I respect her for here balls.

[Helm]

Yeah fartin, ok.

[ScruU2wice]

If it's a boy don't name him Saad, trust me on this one.

[executioneer]

I like Alicia, Leticia, Mallerie, Briana, Paige for girls.

Eric, Joshua, Lucas, Zachary for guys.

Guys names I hate: Jack, Ryan, Matthew, William, Max, Jake, Kyle.
Girls names I hate: Emily, Jessica, Sarah, Amy, Laura, Danielle.

HEY >:

[Rez]

so im the guy that walks in while this fantastic news flys by me and i enter the room talking to a cell phone and apologizing distractedly to everyone for being 4 pages behind on this.

then i finally get excited when everyone has quieted down.

gongratulations :)

Lelan is a good name.

[Rez]

Helm wrote but a large number of idiots in this thread (like fartin) have no business at all congratulating you. Sure, according to societal convensions, that's what you say when someone you barely know is having a child, but it's also completely fake. Fartin doesn't care about you or your baby. You're a name on a computer screen, for him.


Helm I've never really liked you because your one of these people that holds onto a notion like James that your in some kind of special group that only you can pick the club members. I get a feeling of people resenting and being jealous of certain thing's on this site, it's very immature, so grow up and stop being a prick. I think Glowbelly know's that I think she is funny and that I respect her for here balls.

no, you're a dumpus. thats probably what he's thinking.

[sspadowsky]

Congratulations, Karen! :eek Good for you guys! Now you can eat all the cake and ice cream you want, and fuck-all to everyone else. Just blame it on the baby. "The baby wants brownies," or "The baby wants an entire rhubarb pie." Them fuckers do have an appetite, don't they?

Good for you, and enjoy your mommyhood. :love

P.S.- This doesn't mean you don't like "dead baby" jokes anymore, does it? You always had the best ones. :)

[Sethomas]

One team's "Blonde, yo momma's so fat, dead baby" joke went as follows: Your blonde momma's so fat she had an abortion because she wanted a snack. :/

[Rez]

One team's "Blonde, yo momma's so fat, dead baby" joke went as follows: Your blonde momma's so fat she had an abortion because she wanted a snack. :/

but that makes no damn sense >:

[AChimp]

more of a constatation of how the world human race is plaguing the earth to its destruction - and being very happy about it. if you don't mind giving life to a being that will probably live half of his life with an oxygen mask on, fine. I find it sad for the rest of creation.

http://www.wesleyan.edu/dac/jpgs/coll/horsemen.jpg

DOOM! PESTILENCE! WOE! :rolleyes

[hawaiian mage]

Holy crap! Glowbelly is totally pregnant! Oh man! Like, I don't even expect you to remember who I am any more, but still! That's really exciting! Like, I went out of my way to register an account again just so I could say WOW.

So here it goes. WOW.

Rock. On.

[glowbelly]

:eek hawaiian mage :eek

[whoreable]

congrats on the baby, give your baby my best wishes

[FartinMowler]

Rez wrote no, you're a dumpus. thats probably what he's thinking.


:/ the peanut gallery speaks.

[AChimp]

God dammit, Mage. You get your ass back here right now. :(

[Anonymous]

Congratulations again :o

You should ask roger to unban mister adventure to help celebrate ;<

[hawaiian mage]

"God dammit, Mage. You get your ass back here right now."

I don't know... from the looks of it this forum appears to have become oversaturated with stupid. Not just oversaturated, supersaturated.

Oh man...I notice you still have me listed as "on hiatus" in the Distorted Perspective section of your site... hoo lordy that's embarassing. Heh heh heh...

And so not to be offtopic: let's all hope Glowbelly's baby has awesome genetic super powers! Like that German 4-year old that can lift 50 pounds!

[whoreable]

mr adventure is banned??? why? :(

[AChimp]

You can help to remove the suck, Mage. :(

And I haven't updated that page in forever. Actually, I haven't updated the rest of the site in forever, either. :(

[kahljorn]

"i'm not doing a water birth. i'm pretty sure that it doesn't matter what i'm laboring in, there's no way i'll be orgasming through it. it's a nice thought, just not really realistic. sorry, kahl. i have a vagina. i know what i can fit in it. the size of what is going to come out of it in 7 months frightens me and doesn't seem orgasmic in any way, shape or form."

The ignorance of people amazes me... read up on Igor Charkovsky.

Water relaxes the body, i dont know if you know this, but when you have a child alot of stress and pain is put on the body. Just thought you might like to know that before you go into labor.
... and according to studies on Water BIrthing children born under water have higher IQs-- often above 150. Birthing underwater also creates a buffer between going from the womb to the outside world. Water birthing generally has no pain to little pain; the orgasming isn't everytime, but I'm not sure if it's absolutely true, from what i read it's just an occasional thing... it might depend on how much tantra is involved, you might want to look up on that too. "Spiritual birthing" and such. There's still stories of ancient civilizations who became immortal through tantric childbirth... i think that's where most of either the sumerian or egyptian God's come from. Left eye of horus. which became a downward flow.
Anyway, don't be such an ignorant sap all the time. Try reading up on shit instead of speaking out without knowing a thing. It will help when you have a child not to be a bastard with a superiority complex, you might end up like my parents.


No, I'm lying about everything, I admit it. All the women and doctors you see giving water births are just projections of my imagination.

Oh, also, there's alot of hospitols now a days that have tubs for water birthing. There's probably a few in the cleveland area.
I'd seriously reccomend on reading up on it, I know a few people who have done it and had children the normal way, and they say the pain is way less. None of them mentioned orgasming, though. the benefits to a child coming into the world with as little pain involved as possible should seem appearant.

[Spectre X]

Happy baby Glowbelly. :)

[glowbelly]

Anyway, don't be such an ignorant sap all the time. Try reading up on shit instead of speaking out without knowing a thing. It will help when you have a child not to be a bastard with a superiority complex, you might end up like my parents.

pot. kettle. black.

here's the thing, kahl... i'm gonna research all my options and do what i think is best. i'm not ignorant, i was just saying that i highly doubt giving birth to a baby in water is going to make me have an orgasm. i do know that water birth is supposed to ease the pain of labor, BUT a lot of doctors don't reccommend actually giving birth in water, because of different complications that can happen, especially with your first baby.

so i think that i'll talk to my midwife first, and then together we can decide what is the best option for me, thank you very much.

[Dixie]

congrats GLOWBELLY! my sister's knocked up too! i'm actually hoping i'm next. i'm very happy for you honey!!!

[Daphne]

you will notice I was and never will be aggressive about it. relax folks, contradiction is usefull even where you would not expect/want it. even more there.
You were being negative in a thread that's made to congratulate someone, which is just beyond fucking rude.
If you don't like the idea of having kids, then fine, but if you can't say something nice, why say anything at all?
And don't insult Glowbelly's intelligence. You don't know anything about her personal life whatsoever, and you have no way of knowing that she's probably the only person I know who's motives about having children are 100% noble and unselfish. Stop turning a happy thread into a "sad goths who won't breed thread" and kindly stop posting in it so we can get back to supporting our friends.

Helm, I'm surprised at you. Same thing goes for you.

[Anonymous]

To be honest, pretty much anything is 'appropriate' here, but if you go into a thread about a special moment in a very well-liked member's life and begin to wee all over it, you're going to get plenty of people that will be very nasty with you over the internet. For example, if Terra had made such a thread, I would have told her that I'd be right there with her at bedside, waiting with a mallet to bop her offspring back into its hole like a carnival game.

So all in all, no surprises here for any parties involved.

And congratulations a third time.

[McClain]

Kahl, as much as you'd like us all to think you're a chick, you're not. You've got big hands and an Adams Apple. Males can't relate to pregnancy. On any level.

[Daphne]

Agreed Chojin, she can say whatever she likes, but she's trying to say she wasn't being 'aggressive', and I'm trying to point out that she's being rude for no reason, which might come off as aggressive to a new found mom and her defensive friends.

[Captain Goodtimes]

Who the heck was that again in daphne's avatar.

[glowbelly]

THAT WOULD BE DAPHNE FROM THE CARTOON SCOOBY DOO
oops caps

hey, did you all know that daph is getting married this weekend?

betcha didn't! or if you did, betcha didn't know it wasn't to me! or if you did, betcha don't know who to! or if you do, wish her happy married times because she is super nice and her dog is my wife and also going to be wearing a dress.

[Anonymous]

I DIDN'T GET INVITED?? :<

IT'S LIKE CECROPIA ALL OVER AGAIN :tear

[Daphne]

OMG glow :eek Sorry Chojin, this one's for Cananananananada people, but you can come to the vegas one next year :)

Here's Glowbelly's wife in her flower girl dress.
http://members.shaw.ca/pixiethepug/74.jpg

And yes, in about 4 days I'll be all married and shit. Thanks Growbelly :)

[Anonymous]

The canada one is a lot closer ;<

[Daphne]

Yes, but it's all old people and Canadians. Vegas will be more fun.
And Glowbelly and Glowbelly Jr will be there.

[Daphne]

Oh yeah, and BTW Kahljorn have your own water baby if you think it's so damn great.

What kind of freak wants to be getting off when they have a baby? Especially when as a woman we can get off whenever we like, as many times as we like?
You're gross.

[glowbelly]

brian would probably get all jealous and kill the poor thing right then and there :(

[Protoclown]

I don't get on these boards much anymore, and I've already congratulated Karen several times before this thread was even created, but I will now chime in publicly. I notice this thread brought out a lot of cool people who don't show their faces much around here anymore.

Karen, congratulations. I have absolutely no doubt that you are going to be a wonderful mother. That is going to be one lucky child to grow up under your protective and loving care. Your baby is going to grow up to make a difference in people's lives.

Daphne, I believe I've already said this as well, but congrats on the marriage! May you have many years of happiness together!

To all the whiney fucks and various assholes trying to rain on Karen's (or Daphne's) parade, I have only this to say: die in a fire.

[sspadowsky]

Ahhhh, there's the clown we all know and love. And molest. :yum

[Spectre X]

Kahl, as much as you'd like us all to think you're a chick, you're not. You've got big hands and an Adams Apple. Males can't relate to pregnancy. On any level.

But of course then there's the knowledge that we can easily relate to the pain of labour if we get a good hard kick in the balls.

The pain of a burst testicle alone can kill a man instantly.

[kellychaos]

And a huge warm front comes in from the north to push all the gloom of pessimistic non-breeders to our south. Soon it will be raining lollipops and teddy bears. :)

[kahljorn]

lol :) I don't try to convince anyone I'm a chick, I'm pretty sure I was pretty clear exactly what I am, jack ass. My hands aren't big, th ey are smaller than most girls i know, although I do have a big adam's apple. IT HELPS ME WITH MY ROARING VOICE.

Also, get one of those Pools with the giant Orca's that come up through the middle of the pool and it squirts water out of it.. i used to play in one of those as a kid and it was great! That's be the perfect thing to give birth in.

[kellychaos]

An anal birth would be painful ... I shit you not.

[cherry]

Glowbelly, I say exploit you pregnancy to the max! my friend is 6 months preggers at the moment and she is making her husband practise getting up in the night by making her tasty food whenever she demands it. I would also advise developing cravings. Not just for weird food, but for things like surprise picnics and gifts of pampering products. You've got to remember you are glowing for two now!

oh and on the waterbirth front my sister in law had both her kids in a pool and loved it, but she is the most rock hard person I know and had no complications during pregmancy. I think for a fist baby I would rather go the hospital route, just in case you know. Pus from the photos I saw of my sister in law giving birth not just the baby comes out in the water. All that pushing menas bowel clearance, if you are not squeamish thats fine but I wouldnt want to be sitting in my own poo!!

I was myself was born at home admid a big ole party that my dad threw. Its nice that loads of people were present at my birth, I get phone calls on my birthday from guys who still look out for me even though they live in other countries and do not know me as an adult.

oh and Isobel is a great name, not just a beautiful Bjork song, but also the name of my grandmama who is just a little nuts!

ok, must stop now because I am getting all broody, Glowbelly has infected me with babyitis!!

[Dole]

Hey Gemma, have you changed your mobile number anytime recently? texted you a week or two ago...pm me your number if its changed. Cheers!

[Buffalo Tom]

daphne said i should change my name to growbelly :lol

and thanks to everyone except the whiny losers (i'm not naming any names) in this thread. we are super excited and i'm overcome with all kinds of cool emotions and nausea.

and if you all would have payed attention to chojin's sig you might have learned about this a little earlier.

i'm gonna be fat. :D and nobody can say a thing! and the fatter i get the healthier i am because i am pregnant. WOOHOO! PORTLY, CHOJIN? I'M GONNA SHOW YOU FUCKIN PORTLY, BITCH.

hah.

and GEMMA :eek! wowsa! great timing, young lady.

Joyous news, Karen! You'll be a great mom, I know it. :)

[Bestrest]

Glowbelly Pregnant?

Woah!

Gongrats!

Who's the father?

[ziggytrix]

congrats GB!! :)

one question tho, was this a planned thing or a 'happy accident'? kinda renders blob's quasi-nihilistic argument null if the former.

[Jixby Phillips]

NAMES FOR THE BABY:

JIXBY
F*CK YOU B*TCH: THE BABY
DAD
TUPAC SHAKUR 2 :(
GLOWBELLY'S BABY!!!
JEFF

USE ANY THAT YOU WANT!

[Protoclown]

ok, must stop now because I am getting all broody, Glowbelly has infected me with babyitis!!

One time I was infected with babytits, but the doctor gave me a lotion and they went away. :stolenburbankjoke

[Anonymous]

I would also advise developing cravings. Not just for weird food, but for things like surprise picnics and gifts of pampering products. You've got to remember you are glowing for two now!
Yeah, when she told me that she'd get to 'eat for two' now, I told her something to the effect of the baby being about the size of a golf ball, which resulted in the quote in my signature. ;<

[glowbelly]

it's 3 cm >:

that's just over an inch.

and it's hungry.

very, VERY hungry.

for pie.

[HickMan]

At least we know your baby's normal. EVERYONE LIKES PIE.

[Alithium]

Congratulations, glowbelly. =]

[Jeanette X]

Oh. My. Gawd. :eek

I stop reading General Blabber for a while because I get disgusted with how stupid it is, and something like THIS HAPPENS?!?!?!?

Congratulations Glowbelly! :)

and da blob, go fuck yourself. I had a wonderfully insulting thing written to say to you but I lost it when I accidentally closed the damn screen. I will return tommorow to further inform you of how worthless you are, as I need to go to bed now.

[FS]

ok, must stop now because I am getting all broody, Glowbelly has infected me with babyitis!!

One time I was infected with babytits, but the doctor gave me a lotion and they went away. :stolenburbankjoke

babytits :lol :gay

[Jeanette X]

Now that I have had a good night's sleep, had breakfast, and showered, I have a few things I want to say to da blob.

For you to shit all over someone's celebatory thread and then to squeal that you "weren't being aggressive" when you get flamed is the utter depths of stupidity. Your "only intelligent people can see the world for how bleak it is" and "look at me, I'm so smart because I'm so cynical" is trite to the point of nausea. And while your concern that the human race is destroying the planet is valid, your proposed solution is the height of idiocy. Did you actually take the Voluntary Extinction Movement seriously? Or are you just so stupid to think that people will not have children just because you don't think it's a good idea?
And by the way, asshole, people like Glowbelly are intelligent enough to do what they can to help this planet, not destroy it.
If you think that Glowbelly's pregnacy was "instinct beating out intelligence", then you are an even bigger idiot that I thought. Glowbelly is an intelligent person, and her pregnacy is a rational, planned decision, not the result of some spur of the moment fuck, as your pregnacy and subsequent abortion undoubtedly was. Anyway, if you truly want to see the extinction of the human race, why don't you begin with yourself by ending your miserable life? I'm sure you won't be missed.

[da blob]

I love you too, jeanette.

[kahljorn]

I like how everyone thinks their friends and compadres are all "Intelligent".

[Daphne]

Well if someone's a moron, I'm not their friend.

[FartinMowler]

Well if someone's a moron, I'm not their friend.


Well, good for you because there isn't enough young uptight women that hate morons :/

[glowbelly]

back off. your issues are not with daphne >:

this is the daddy:

http://www.homestead.com/glowbelly/files/RAWR.jpg

i :love him

and just to clear things up: this was not a super planned pregnancy. we weren't counting days or taking temperatures, but we weren't being careful. we knew that we could get pregnant and the idea made us happy, not upset or worried. this is a welcome sorta surprise that eases my mind quite a bit as i was beginning to worry that my girly parts didn't function properly.

[FartinMowler]

He looks a little like Corey Feldman http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/09/65/12m.jpg

[glowbelly]

no >:

[ThisIsWitty]

Have you been having trouble with your girly parts?

[glowbelly]

if anyone else asked that question, i probably would have answered it.

next.

[Sethomas]

Speaking of girly parts, why the hell is the French word for "vagina" masculine (le vagin)? Is that something indicative of French culture? If the Latin were masculine I'd understand, but it's not.

And why is "moustache" feminine? What the hell is wrong with them?

And, umm. What's up with airline food?

[glowbelly]

no frenchy questions in this thread >:

[Daphne]

Well, good for you because there isn't enough young uptight women that hate morons :/
I think you meant "there AREN'T enough uptight women that hate morons", but thanks for proving my point ;)

[FartinMowler]

a woman that wasn't uptight wouldn't have noticed that. >:

[Anonymous]

And that's our program. Be sure to tune in next week for another exciting episode of "Getting Jokes With Fartin Mowler."

[Ninjavenom]

Wow, he's got the Johnny Depp Syndrome, where he's even attractive to me. O .o He looks like he's into swing music. o .o

[glowbelly]

i'm a lucky gal...

first doctor's appointment was friday. here's what they found:

http://s88071834.onlinehome.us/glowbelly/pictures/9weeks3daysrotated.jpg

[McClain]

OMG it looks just like the father. Lionel Richie, right? YES.

[glowbelly]

stuck on you :(

[Jeanette X]

i'm a lucky gal...

first doctor's appointment was friday. here's what they found:

http://s88071834.onlinehome.us/glowbelly/pictures/9weeks3daysrotated.jpg

I never know how to react to an ultrasound picture of a baby. I guess it's cute, for a fetus...

[glowbelly]

haha! oh come on, jeanette! it looks like an alien! it's head is giant!

oh, and i don't think it's a fetus, yet. i think it's still considered an embryo or whateva until the 3rd month.

all i know is that it's only 26mm long and it moves around like crazy, but i can't feel it moving...which is a very strange sensation to not feel, if you think about it.

the midwife said it looked healthy and she was impressed that i had come so close to knowing when the first day of my last period was. i was only a day off according to the calculations the ultrasound machine made based on length. i'm not ashamed to admit that the only reason why i know the date is because i made a post about tampax pearl tampons and fuckin looked it up after i got my positive test results so i could get an approximate date.

haha.

i am due march 28.

[Blackjack]

:eek

[executioneer]

i was wondering when you were going to show up :(

[kellychaos]

If you look real close you can almost make out the :picklehat

[mubert]

That would be a good idea for a spinoff series when RoG is the father.

[Hobo Renee]

Awww...I was born on March 30. That's neat. Your baby and I might have the same birthday. :smile

[Drev]

I was born march 23 :(

[FS]

I was born July 20th!

Think you can hold it in just a little bit longer?

[Hobo Renee]

Uh, my post was relevent at least.

[ArrowX]

one of few.

Ultrasounds always look gross. Sometimes organs get onscreen and look wacky.

[liquidstatik]

I think it's a purty little creature! ;D

[Anonymous]

all i know is that it's only 26mm long and it moves around like crazy, but i can't feel it moving...which is a very strange sensation to not feel, if you think about it.
And you didn't post an animated gif of it :<

[Anonymous]

Oh, my bad, you did :<

http://www.popnko.com/imock/glowbaby.gif

[glowbelly]

:lol

[kellychaos]

Dance! Dance! Revolution! :)

[mubert]

You better get RoG to give you some I-mock club packs for the baby shower :)

[glowbelly]

went to the doctor on friday and heard the little creature's heartbeat, which sounded more like a really fast staticky choo choo train, than a heartbeat, but at least it was making some kind of noise, right? right.

i thought i might get another picture but i didn't :(

i did, however, get a pap test done with no lube. girls, you can only imagine how uncomfortable this is. guys, i'm not even going to try to explain.

[Terra]

I think they do that around the twentieth week, sometimes a week or two before (forgot how far along you were). My best friend just delivered her first born yesterday and I was there to coach her and cut the baby's cord. The entire experience was totally humbling to me and I felt blessed to be part of it. As tough as it was to be a coach, it was heart wrenching to feel helpless when she was in her final stage of delivery. They ended up giving her something at that last stage to ease her along (trithecal?? It was a weird name) and she was able to enjoy the birth of her daughter. I can't tell you how happy I am for you and having gotten to participate in Jada's birth is life changing.

[AChimp]

http://members.shaw.ca/achimp/gb-baby.jpg

[glowbelly]

terra: cool. thanks for sharing that.

chimp: GOOD GOD MAN WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME? i already have insane nightmares and i am now beginning to experience some strange sensation where it feels like the kid is clawing or chewing on my insides and you post a picture of that?!

GOOAEOACONDKANVKJA >:

[AChimp]

If it's a girl, you should call her Ripley. ;)

[AChimp]

http://members.shaw.ca/achimp/gb-baby2.jpg

:eek

[glowbelly]

STOP THAT >:

[glowbelly]

:eek

[sadie]

i'm glad you bumped this 'cause i don't remember every seeing it. given the dates, i'm sure you can guess why. :P

belated congrats and all. and i'm being completely sincere 'cause you're not just pixels to me, babeee. :P

p.s. you were right not to be concerned about being a mom. you're an awesome one. :)

[James]

Jesus Christ Glowbelly stop getting pregnant. :rolleyes

[Slinky Ferret]

I started reading this post without looking at the dates and started getting confused then feeling sorry for glow for having another baby so soon (having to face pain and vomit and stuff all over again) and then realising it was the original baby after all.

>: Damnit.

Still love those little baby scan images you lot did haha.

[Rongi]

JUST TO MAKE SURE THERE IS NO CONFUSION GLOWBELLY DID NOT GET PREGNANT AGAIN

[glowbelly]

by you >:

[Dr. V]

PHEW I got scared for a sec!

[Blue Fox]

yay for glowbelly!