HEY LURKERS GROW SOME BALLS AND POST! :D

[Anonymous]

There's like 500 people who've signed up yet never posted, and there's a ton of new sign ups alone this month and still yet to post, truely tragic.

Seriously I-Mockery NEEDS more people to post on these forums, if you've gone to all the trouble to sign up with a name and shit, you might as well start posting IMMEDIATELY.

Post as much as you can, MORE is actually encouraged.

Don't just sit and read, contribute!

Your participation will be appreciated!

:lol

[Rez]

however simple, the basic accusation of "you suck" is still true.

dumpus.

[Anonymous]

however simple, the basic accusation of "you suck" is still true.

dumpus.

Ah, kinda like "fucktard" is for you. :lol


Please pay no attention to cynical posters like that fucktard Rez, go ahead and contribute.

[Skulhedface]

3) When posting a new topic, please make sure it's something at least semi worthwhile.

[Anonymous]

But my dear skulhedfuckface it is!

Nothing could be MORE worth while than getting more new people to post! :lol

[punkgrrrlie10]

do we really have to grow balls??

[Anonymous]

Ha Ha Ha! Why no my good punkgrrrlie! T'was just a figure of speech! If however you DO have the ability to grow that particular part of the male anatomy, by all means feel free to do so! :)

And I see that some of the recent additions have decided to post! Good job!

I would like to take this opportunity to welcome the following new posters to the boards!

[center:a950c3cd33]hawaiian mage
ernasty10050
Todeswalzer[/center:a950c3cd33]

Thank You! And your contribution is appreciated! :)

Now on to other matters...

[center:a950c3cd33]
Jeank
the-vampire-cullen
Pieborg
qweww
freezedriedfetus
Bizzaro_Max[/center:a950c3cd33]

Now I see you've joined but not yet posted! For shame! Your contributions are neccessary for this board to thrive! I hope you will consider that apathy is not the solution soon!

And remember, post early, post often! :lol

[thebiggameover]

:lurker

[Anonymous]

:tear

[Evil Robot]

We don't let blacks and hispanics post on our board.

[Perndog]

Bizzaro_Max

:lol

[Seven Force]

This could get interesting... :)

[nothing4buddha]

We don't let blacks and hispanics post on our board.
banned X-(

[Bizzaro_Max]

Hi guys! I'm Bizzaro Max! I'm Mad Max's oppostie, so as you can see, i'm not a complete fucktard. I do, however have his abilities. Watch and see...

There's like 500 people that got their salads tossed by me yet never called back, and there's a ton of new sign ups alone this month and still yet to call, truely tragic.

Seriously I-Mockery NEEDS to give me their phone numbers, if i've gone to all the trouble to eat your shit, you might as well start calling IMMEDIATELY.

Call as much as you can, i'm awfully lonely.

Don't just shit and pee, call me now!

Pleeeeeease!

:tear

I know, it's not as good, but give me a while. Don't worry, he'll be the only victim. Maybe now you can enjoy your threads without him/me fucking it up. That is, if you'll let me.

See ya. :)

[nothing4buddha]

mad max is still my hero >:

[Seven Force]

lol

[Bizzaro_Max]

Your "hero" called on me to post. He was asking for it.

I'm awfully sorry. :(

[da blob]

too late. I saw it.

[Captain Goodtimes]

:lol :lol :lol

[Bizzaro_Max]

GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!

[Seven Force]

Now I got a fucking useless character! >:

Shit shit shit!

[Captain Goodtimes]

yeah and that character's name is SevenForceIncUsa :HI-OH!

[Seven Force]

Heh heh heh... :/

Well, I can't say I didn't deserve this.

I'll be back with another character, you'll see!

Fuck you, Ted Danson!

[hawaiian mage]

Dude. Fuck. YOU. I'll fucking rape your eyes out you pork-ramming newbie faggot.

Get the hell out of my sight, and don't ever even SAY my name again. Fuck...

[Anonymous]

[center:752d97e97b]NOW THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT! :lol [/center:752d97e97b]

Bizzaro Max: Actually if you're my opposite, you'd be a fucktard and nice to people all the time. You'd never quote either, and you'd constantly be unfunny.

Well okay, you got the unfunny and fucktard part right. :lol

SevenForceIncUSA: You deserve everything you get on here, if you insist on acting like a dickshit, then expected to be treated as such, fucktard.

Evil Robot: Shut your goddamn racist piehole fucktard! On here Fucktards of ALL colors are welcome to be insulted!

hawaiian mage: Welcome to the boards fucktard!

[center:752d97e97b]HEY ALL THE REST OF YOU FUCKING LURKERS JOIN IN THE FUN! THE MORE PEOPLE WHO POST ON THESE FORUMS THE BETTER! :lol [/center:752d97e97b]

[FS]

Oh yeah, that's exactly what this board needed. A character to reply back and forth with Mad Max with. Take it to Mock Wars if you're going to do it, please.

Still, it might be beneficial in some way to go through the user database some time and delete all those people who've signed up more than a month ago and never posted (or people who only made like one post and vanished). When I looked through the list of users once, I think there were at least 20 pages of users who've never posted.

[dead_pigeon]

Hmm... perhaps Mad Max's seemingly psychotic behaviour belies his insight....
I mean, most of the people who post (me included) probably aren't useful in any way, but better than those who sign up and DO NOTHING!

[Dole]

There are certainly lots of people who registered whom I wish had never posted.

[Helm]

Hasn't hawaiian mage been around for like, 5 years now?

[Seven Force]

Dude. Fuck. YOU. I'll fucking rape your eyes out you pork-ramming newbie faggot.

Get the hell out of my sight, and don't ever even SAY my name again. Fuck...

Fuck you, you're more of a newbie than I am, and nobody was talking to you, moron. You can leave.

Ted Danson Ted Danson Ted Danson

[FS]

you're more of a newbie than I am,

Actually, no he's not, fecal breath.

[Seven Force]

Well, excuuuuse me for not knowing. lol

:P

[Matt Harty]

Posting less will decrease the chances of you embarassing yourself.

[Anonymous]

Posting less will decrease the chances of you embarassing yourself.

Then practice what you preach fucktard. :lol

Oh yeah, that's exactly what this board needed. A character to reply back and forth with Mad Max with.

Why thank you Mr. Satan for that sterling example of redundancy! And I couldn't agree more, it IS exactly what this board needed! :lol


I would also like take this opportunity to welcome dead_pigeon to the forums! Thank you for your contributions and keep up the posting! :)

[center:49e6e9353f]And remember no matter what they say, your posts count! :lol[/center:49e6e9353f]

[Seven Force]

I'm not even embarrased. I just made a mistake.

A dumb mistake, but still...

[dreaddi]

hello.

[hawaiian mage]

Man, I was here back when this board was cool. YEARS ago. And you know how we managed to get the board that way? By gang banging every newbie that came in and telling them never to post again.

I myself thought the process questionable at the time, but you know what? It worked, man. It fucking worked.

[Matt Harty]

But then you miss out on new quality members, which we could use.

[mubert]

There are certainly lots of people who registered whom I wish had never posted.

Hi. :lol

[hawaiian mage]

Hey, Matt Harty! You know those brass spikes they put on the top of flag poles? Go shove one up your ass!

[Anonymous]

Man, I was here back when this board was cool. YEARS ago. And you know how we managed to get the board that way? By gang banging every newbie that came in and telling them never to post again.

I myself thought the process questionable at the time, but you know what? It worked, man. It fucking worked.

:boohoo

I swear you fucking "vets" got nothing else to do, but whine about the old boards and claim how everything was better on there. Get a fucking life and get over it already fucktards.
Besides you're wrong anyway because...

1. "Gang banging the newbies" doesn't work anymore. If anything it encourages them to post more frequently.
2. These boards were NEVER cool. :lol

Now I'd like to ENCOURAGE newbie fucktards like Mubert to post more often! Your contribution is appreciated! :lol

[Seven Force]

Mad Max...is fucking right.

You vets do whine. A lot!

I'm gonna post non-stop! :)

[ThisIsWitty]

Hey, great idea. Way to copy me, you asshat. >:

[Seven Force]

What are you talking about?

[Anonymous]

[center:bdf345ec6f]YES! :lol

I AM SPREADING THE CHAOS!

I AM MULTIPLYING THE TERROR!


"VETS", YOUR FUCKTARD REIGN IS COMING TO AN END, THE OLD ORDER WILL DIE! I TOLD YOU A REVOLUTION WAS COMING AND I'M LEADING THE FUCKING CHARGE! THIS IS THE DARK AGES MOTHERFUCKERS! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

alistedcrime
Neveroutgunned
bumface95
DrFred
freezedriedfetus
qweww
Pieborg

Lurkers, You still haven't posted! DO IT NOW! Your Dark Lord commands you! :lol :lol :lol

I want posts that say "Hi! I'm new!"
I want posts that ask stupid questions!
I want posts that are utterly useless in everyway!
I want you to rack up your post count to 40 posts per day!
I want you to start insulting everyone and anyone in EVERY FUCKING THREAD. :lol :lol :lol

I want this board to be flooded with to such a degree of stupid fucking newbieness from General Blabber to the fucking Thread Backups! :lol :lol :lol

And for all the Newbies that have already posted continue your fucking bombardment! :lol :lol :lol

ANARCHY, APOCALYPSE, AND ARMAFUCKINGGEDDON!

:obey :obey :obey :obey :obey :obey[/center:bdf345ec6f]

[Seven Force]

Geez...i'll post, but they won't be useless. :/

[punkgrrrlie10]

robble robble.

[dead_pigeon]

Geez...i'll post, but they won't be useless. :/
Ummm.... wasn't that post useless in itself?
Oh, I see, you did that on purpose for humour.
Didn't you???

[hawaiian mage]

Yeah, that's a great way to dig yourself out of a hole: change your tone and suddenly try and make it seem like your idea was one big elaborate joke.

Let the records show that Mad Max officially saved face in my book.

This is hawaiian mage, signing out.

[Guitar Woman]

I just realized that Diddy Kong Racing sucks.

[Anonymous]

Hawaiian Mage: What the fuck are you talking about fucktard? The only "joke" here is your pathetic ass. Are you still whining about how the old boards are somehow better than the ones now? :wah

Nobody fucking cares except you and all the rest of the losers who have nothing else to worry about. :lol

Akira teh Cat: Well said! Keep up the posting! :lol

[Guitar Woman]

Dont speak for me, fucktard. :fu

[ziggytrix]

Yeah, bite his pixelated ass! >:

[Guitar Woman]

Yes, Bite my pixelated ass! :moon

[Anonymous]

Akira: Hey dumb fuck, I wasn't speaking for you. If I was speaking for you I would've done this:

Hi I'm Akira! I'm a complete fucktard who drinks jizz out of my Dad's ass! :lol

ziggytrix: Bite his pixie dick, faggot. :lol


[center:673d116d04]KEEP THOSE POSTS COMING! :lol [/center:673d116d04]

[Guitar Woman]

You dont even know what Jizz is, you fuckin 9-year old. you probably saw it in a NES rom hack, memorized it, and then put it into your own creation, The Pimpdaddy Link! >:

[Anonymous]

Jizz: Slang for male ejacula

See also: The stuff that gets in between Akira's teeth.

:lol

[ziggytrix]

Yea, you tell him Akira! Put that kid in his place!

[Guitar Woman]

lol that took about ten minutes to post, did u look up Jizz in tha ghetto dictionary?

[Anonymous]

Akira: Wow, you sat and waited and counted the minutes for me to actually notice and respond to your "Witty insult", what a truely interesting life you must live fucktard! :lol

ziggytrix: Keep your bitch Akira in line, she's gonna get slapped down. :lol

[center:64ac71ecd8]KEEP THOSE POSTS COMING! :lol [/center:64ac71ecd8]

[Guitar Woman]

Akira is a boys name, as I am a boy fucktard.

[Anonymous]

Akira is a bitch's name, as I am a bitch and a fucktard.

:lol

[ziggytrix]

CANEEEEEDAAAAAAAAA!

[Seven Force]

EXTRA EXTRA:

Mad_Max continues his rampage across the boards!

Mage is a fucktard!

Akira teh Cat drinks jizz!

SevenForceIncUSA still not funny!

Moderators are helpless!

Read all about it!!!

[Emu]

almost everybody that's posted in this thread so far is a big gaymo

[kellychaos]

Do you hear that? That's the sound made when inciting an imagined audience into a violent frenzy. < chirp, chirp > :lol

[Seven Force]

almost everybody that's posted in this thread so far is a big gaymo

Look who's talking! :lol

[thebiggameover]

You know those brass spikes they put on the top of flag poles? Go shove one up your ass!

:lol

[Captain Goodtimes]

maguppies become bazongas! :eek

[Anonymous]

Do you hear that? That's the sound made when a dick is going into my ass. < KERSPLUNGE > :lol

:lol

And now I'd like to thank newbie member, Oomph! for posting immediately after they registered! Thank you for your contribution!
:)

tehslack3r
Shiek

You fucktards haven't posted yet! I encourage you to cease this fucking apathy at once and start posting immediately! Get involved in the community, you lazy sonsofbitches! >:

:lol

[Guitar Woman]

You better belive we're fucking lazy! Hell, I'm probably the laziest fuck on the planet! :picklehat

[mubert]

Jesus, I can't leave the forum for ONE night without something big going down and Mad max making another enemy. Whatever, it's better to just egg them on.

[mubert]

Oh, and I was the king of racking up posts. 100 in one night. Hail to the king.

[Guitar Woman]

:worship :worship :worship :worship :worship :worship

[kellychaos]

[quote=kellychaos]Do you hear that? That's the sound made when a dick is going into my ass. < KERSPLUNGE > :lol

A lot you know. Dicks don't make any noise going into my ass ... DOH! :edit

[Guitar Woman]

:lol2

[Anonymous]

Jesus, I can't leave the forum for ONE night without something big going down and Mad max making another enemy.

Must be my winning personality. :picklehat

Mubert: The only thing you're king of, is molesting young boys and drinking shit out of enema bags, fucktard. :lol

kellychaos: Apologies fucktard. I'll never question your dick recieving knowledge and skills ever again! :lol

edgehead25
wizo

Welcome to the forums! Please take advantage of your new found status and post on these boards. I-Mockery needs your support! :)

:lol

:bestthread

[Guitar Woman]

I dont want this thread going any further, but fuck you.

[Anonymous]

Akira: Trying to fit in are we? Sorry, but insulting me, won't increase your status here fucktard. :lol