return of the jedi

[cherry]

right fisrt let me explsinmy absence;
because of the time difference between most of the boarders in order to get responses i generally have to be posting late at night. I used to do this after getting in from the pub and enjoyed posting while pissed. these days I am training to be a teacher- oh yes! and so I hardluy go to the pub and I am usually tucked up in bed with comparitive theology by 11pm.

however glowbellys full belly has lured me back to this den of sin.

i would like to know the posting status of the following people, if they are not still about I might have to make some new friends, but i doubt they would be a good as the old ones.

right, GB and Dole I know are still about. Obviously Rog, Re and Chojin are here. I understand Proto is often awol, but if he is really doing teh secks then woohhoooo. So would Carnivore, the Apportioner, my littlest Hobo, Buffalo Tom, Kev the herb, Spad, George/Broverg,Max Burbank, Jixby (i still love you and I am still a hot chick!)and ofcourse Agent rocking Burdock please take a bow.

if you are not one of these people but have qualities that i might like please introduce yourself. now be warned I dont like stupidity- that rules a lot of you out but maybe you could make an effort.

[Dole]

all the folks you mentioned still post, but some pretty infrequently.
As for the new people.. :goth

[McClain]

Don't worry Cherry... I'm not offended.

[Mockery]

however glowbellys full belly has lured me back to this den of sin.
There is no escaping the beast that is this forum.

I understand Proto is often awol, but if he is really doing teh secks then woohhoooo
If playing D&D and Poker is "teh secks" then yes, he's been having a weekly fuckfest of glee. ;)

Carnivore, the Apportioner
They're still around, though Carni doesn't post too much considering he works an insane amount of hours. Apportioner is traveling abroad at the moment. I think he's in San Francisco right now actually.

Buffalo Tom
He's working into the wee hours of the night for EA as a video game programmer in LA. :eek

Spad
Still a regular on here, though I haven't seen him on AIM too much lately. Hope they didn't crack down on it at his job. :o

As for the rest of them, I either don't know what they're doing or I'm sure they'll reply to you on their own.

[cherry]

it seems the mockery brethren are really spreading their wings eh?

aw, McClain, I knew I would piss someone off, how could I forget the Mock military man. Shit, you must have been to war and stuff.
these are hectic times people, reach out and hug someone. NOW. or it may be too late.

[Buffalo Tom]

I wish I could say I've been away because I've been too busy fighting crime and saving the world. In reality, I'm being ground into the dust working at Electronic Arts. I don't know how long I will last.

On the bright side...

Well, there's no bright side. :(

Oh and Sspad was right. Los Angeles should be blown off the map.

[AChimp]

Hi. I'm AChimp. :)

[kellychaos]

Generally, most posters will tell you to disregard me. I advise that you follow this sage advice.

[Sethomas]

sage-ly. >:

[bigtimecow]

i'm bigtimecow and no one likes me, right?
now watch, no one will reply because it seems everytime i post on a topic it dies.

WATCH ME

[FartinMowler]

Well, you know me...what you don't know is that I was almost picked most annoying by new members, that have mostly all left because they sucked leaving me to fend off the "Oh where are all the old mockers" crapola again. :/

[Sethomas]

If only Slinkey Ferret would return. :tear

[punkgrrrlie10]

I like cherries...they are good in yogurt. :)

[Ninjavenom]

i <3 bigtimecow

[executioneer]

are you still like lando cherry :D

[Supafly345]

I am sure cherry will enjoy reading this next month.

[Captain Robo]

WTF

[Carnivore]

My, God! We're all saved! Cherry is here! How you doin'? Hope all is well. I wish I could say that everything is as it was when you departed, but you'll quickly discover that's not true. A lot of the folks from back in the day are still around, though not as frequently.

They're still around, though Carni doesn't post too much considering he works an insane amount of hours.

I actually got sent home for working too many hours. The company has a cap of 72 hours per week which I've been violating repeatedly (with supervisor permission) because I'm planning on buying a house or townhouse. It's not like I'm fucking up due to sleep deprivation or anything! I haven't killed anyone in a while!

[Mockery]

Oh come on now, 'fess up... the cancer was your fault.

[sspadowsky]

Cherry! :love

Welcome back, dear. Please stick around and help reduce the suck that has overcome this board. You've been missed.

[Seven Force]

Hey. I'm SevenForceIncUSA. :)
:/

[McClain]

Sspad's not talking about the good kind of suck, either. The kind that he gave me in Chicago under the table at Dick's Last Resort. After my exploits they should rename that dive, "McClain's Dick; First Stop - Sammy's Orifice" and they'd have a lunch special called Swallow it Bitch which comes with a side of Reach Around and Bukake Soup.

You know what I'm talkin' about y'all! YEEEHAW.

[ziggytrix]

I am sure cherry will enjoy reading this next month.

:lol

[cherry]

ah, glad to see so many familiar faces, I am quite surprised really I figured at least a few of you would be dead or in jail. jail is the most likely answer for Kev the Herb, that radical scamp.
nowadays I have a lot less anger so you may well see the lighter side of wee cherry. I will not bemoan how the board is not as good as it used to be. nor will I be riled by online quizzes that suggest my personality is akin to treacherous, cape wearing pirates.

[Seven Force]

Like Emu. :)

[AChimp]

Stop replying to everything. Fuck. >:

[ThisIsWitty]

HI IM SODOM NAD IM A DICKTATER >:

[Girl Drink Drunk]

jesus christ. I wish people would stop coming up with some random title and rambling on about something completely different

[glowbelly]

i wish you would just *poof* disappear >:

cherry, i have just found out that my best chances for getting health insurance for myself while i am pregnant is to go on welfare and not marry my baby's daddy. this means i am required to either cut down the hours that i am working at my current job OR find a job that pays me less.

WELCOME TO SUPER BIZARRO AMERICA LAND

on a lighter note, my boobs have grown a whole cup size.

and i'll get protoclown to post here today. JUST FOR YOU.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

how far along are you, Glow?

[glowbelly]

9 weeks

i've worn a bra for a whole week straight :eek
i have to. if i don't and i move wrong, it feels like my nipples are being ripped off.

[mburbank]

Cherry; Pm'd you yesterday. Glow Pm'd you just now.

For those of you new-ish around here; These are both young ladies of high caliber, and you can trust me, because I'm older than you, I'm funnier than you, and I'm older and funnier than everyone else as well, so you don't need to feel squishy about it.

[Anonymous]

have you grown yet cherry :<

[Dole]

You may be older and funnier than us Max,..........that's it.

[Anonymous]

I'd copy dole's signature, but sadly I don't think he intended for it to be a real club :tear

[mburbank]

I may be older and funnier than everyone!! Old in spirit anyway. And grumpy and incontinent.

On the other hand some of you have been here longer than I have. Of the vets listed by Cherry, I think George is the only one I actually predate. It just seems like I've been here a really long time. That's what eeveryone says, everywhere I go. I swear, my wife says we've been married so long she's sure she'll die soon, but it's really only been ten years.

You, for instance, Mr. Dole, were on sebatical when I first came. People spoke of you as elderly but you're not as old as me. I'm quite the strippling here in the exhibits department. And when I sneak into nursing homes to torment residents and then claim to be grandchildren they don't recognize and go on a crying jag when they complain I lifted up their johnies nd pinched their withered bits I seem like a real youngster. It's all relative.

[Dole]

I don't think he intended for it to be a real club

ITS A BRIGADE

Max, I am eternally grateful to you for continually wearing the oldest Mocker in town crown.

[FS]

Does this mean we get to wear badges :(

[glowbelly]

ew. withered bits.

dole, i think you are third oldest...behind max and cosmo. i then think i am fourth.

[Dole]

Badge-hez?! We don need no steenkeen badge-hez!!

[glowbelly]

i could use a badge.

don't brigades have cool hats, too?

[Dole]

We wear top hats and smoke cigars (Glowbelly can have a lollipop instead for now) and carry badgers. And moan a lot.

[glowbelly]

my badger is named badgy :)

[Mockery]

Is Dole older than Buffalo Tom?

[Anonymous]

Yes

[Dole]

I think we are the same age...his birthday is little after mine though.

[Buffalo Tom]

I think we are the same age...his birthday is little after mine though.

Yes, Dole and I are the same age. Both of our birthdays are in May, I think, though I don't think he can lay claim to the fact that he shares his with that of 80s heart-throb Corey Hart.

[mburbank]

I am 42 and A QUARTER YEARS OLD.

In dog years I would have been dead for a very long time. I thank god every day I am not a dog. Except for the flexability bit. That would be fun.

[Buffalo Tom]

I am 42 and A QUARTER YEARS OLD.

In dog years I would have been dead for a very long time. I thank god every day I am not a dog. Except for the flexability bit. That would be fun.

There no higher accomplishment than the ability to sniff your ass.

[ziggytrix]

dead or methuselah Fido - the latter could have it's perks.

[Daphne]

Hi Cherry, I don't know you yet but Glowbelly says that you're one of the nicest people ever, so I wanted to say 'hello' :)

[Protoclown]

HOLY SHIT!! :eek

CHERRY!!! Fucking WONDERFUL to see you back on here! I have missed talking to you! Hell, I've missed talking to a lot of you guys, I just haven't had the time to play around on the internet like I used to. Been out and about and being social and stuff.

Unfortunately, this does not involve TEH SECKS. My situation there hasn't really changed and anyone who told you it did is a dirty liar.

[Mockery]

THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL LAST NIGHT? >: >: :tear

[Protoclown]

Flaccid and sad :(

[Mockery]

Stinky and Sexy. >: