OMG OMG IS THIS THE END OF MAD MAX? :D

[Anonymous]

Just now I downed over fifty cops with an AK-47. I don't know what the odds are that I will survive after they storm the place, maybe I'll be shot in a hail of gunfire or just pass out from the tear gas. Oh well. Chances are I'll wake up with a headache from this dream and will continue posting here. Time will tell. Weee.

I tried to go to bed, but there's a bloody body on it right now.

:lol

[FartinMowler]

Nice sentence structure :/

[Sethomas]

Imitation is the truest form of flattery. :rolleyes

[FartinMowler]

Hey Sethomas, why are you slumming in the General Blabber? Did the eggheads kick you out :)

[Sethomas]

For greater irony,

"Envy is ignorance, imitation is suicide." -R. W. Emerson

Unoriginal twat.

[Anonymous]

:rolleyes

mock·ing
To treat with ridicule or contempt; deride.

Must've really struck a nerve that time considering you felt the need to search 20 minutes for a suitable "insult" from your first post to my mocking of your pathetic life.
:lol

[Sethomas]

In those twenty minutes I was slicing cheese for dinner. That Emerson quote was made into a bumper sticker that was pinned to the wall of my classroom in Honors English 10 and 11. I believe it was room 105, in any case it was on the southern face of the building. So, no, it didn't take much effort at all.

Try to conceal how pathetic you are next time.

[ThisIsWitty]

If you shot some cops I doubt you would post a poorly worded paragraph about it. >:

[Anonymous]

:rolleyes

Right. Great story Seth. Do you actually believe the bullshit you spew? The fact that you needed to explain yourself pretty much proves as usual, you're talking out your ass.

:lol

Witty: Shut the fuck up fucktard. Nobody invited you. :lol

[ziggytrix]

Watching folks argue with Mad Max is like watching footage of a plane wreck. :)

[Geggy]

and mad max is the pilot taking everyone down with him.

[Sethomas]

See, here Max resorts to calling me a liar. Note how weak this is compared to my prior demonstration that by his own words, Max was either a long-time lurker or a liar. By ridiculing the idea that he was a lurker, he took the side of being a liar.

Here, he simply claims I'm making up my stance because he lacks anything better than "nuh-uh!" Granted, I was never impressed by Max, but he's been exceptionally pathetic recently.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Wait, has Adam Fulton been reincarnated as Mad Max???

[Sethomas]

That depends. Is Adam Fulton pathetic enough to search up a thread from last December in a flailing attempt to impress a group of people over the internet?

[Anonymous]

To be fair, it wasn't him that did it.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, really Seth, get your fucking facts straight, some noob dredged your suicide thread up (for reasons known only to him) and I took this as a sign from a higher power to mock it. :lol

See, here Max resorts to calling me a liar. Note how weak this is compared to my prior demonstration that by his own words, Max was either a long-time lurker or a liar. By ridiculing the idea that he was a lurker, he took the side of being a liar.

Actually I didn’t do either, and I also mentioned other possibilities, reread that discussion, you forgetful fucktard.

Here, he simply claims I'm making up my stance because he lacks anything better than "nuh-uh!" Granted, I was never impressed by Max, but he's been exceptionally pathetic recently.

:rolleyes Right. And your “elaborate and witty” forms of “You suck Max!” are SO much less pathetic…

Anyway you should be thanking me; you owe me your life. All the time you’re wasting arguing with me, is time away from the razor blades. :lol

On a lighter note: I think ALL Mad Max/Sethomas discussions should be archived from now on; they’re the only funny things on here! :lol

[EisigerBiskuit]

Funny, it says April. I hate it when year old threads are maybe in the 5 position on the first page.

[ThisIsWitty]

Max, you're losing what little touch you once had. By 'once' I mean never. And by 'never' I mean go die.

[Anonymous]

There's actually been a lot of grave digging lately. :chatter

Witty: Fucktard, you just WISH you could generate the amount of attention and hatred I can. :lol

[EisigerBiskuit]

and by grave digging you refer to Eisiger?

[kahljorn]

it's not that hard to garner attention here, all you have to do is act like a complete moron, and the next thing you know everyone will be talking shit on you.

[Anonymous]

Eisiger: Eh? I haven't been paying attention to what you've been up to. I was refering to the noob (And a few others) that dredged up Seth's deleted suicide thread.

Now at this point I'm SUPPOSED to call you a fucktard, but I'm in one of my more civilized moods right now. :lol

it's not that hard to garner attention here, all you have to do is act like a complete moron, and the next thing you know everyone will be talking shit on you.

If that were true, you'd be more hated than me. :lol

Besides I've taken it to a whole other level. An art form if you will! :lol

[Seven Force]

If that were true, you'd be more hated than me. :lol

Besides I've taken it to a whole other level. An art form if you will! :lol

Art Shit forum >:

[Anonymous]

Fuck off you racist piece of shit! >:

[Seven Force]

Racist?! WTF are you talking about?

[Anonymous]

You know what you said in the Numenor thread! I'm not gonna say it and risk getting banned! :lol

When I get banned I want to be for something worthwhile! Like being such an annoying asshole that everyone finally just has enough and decides "THAT'S IT, THIS DICKHEAD HAS BEEN HERE LONG ENOUGH, BAN THIS ASSHOLE!"

But UNTIL that glorious day comes...

:lol

[ThisIsWitty]

I'd be willing to bet he's referring to your racism...

Mad Max: At first when I came here and saw some of your posts I was like 'wow, he's cool. He doesn't give a shit about what anyone thinks, and some of the stuff he thinks of is pretty funny!'

Now that I've been here for a little while, I just keep reading the same stuff over and over and over. I rarely even smile now that I know where you steal all of your terrible comebacks from.

[Seven Force]

I'm afraid I have no idea what you're talking about... ;)

*Protoman's whistle*

[Sethomas]

Forgive me for not following up on the total history of a thread that was, as I reaffirm, made eight months ago. The fact remains that it had to have been dug up, unless it was placed on the front page recently and then moved or deleted.

And so, the fact remains that Max is an unfunny attention whore. For as long as we reply, he'll throw out lame attempts at humor so that he can think he's winning the approval of people he'll never meet, and when when we get tired of toying with him he'll claim that it means that he wins, no matter how much the consensus is that he's a mental midget. A retarded system, yes. I'll perpetuate it only for so long as it amuses me.

Cue the comment that I've been spending the time since my last post enveloped in drafting of this post. If you really think that's more likely than me reading four chapters of modern physics, feel free to believe as such. Being an imbecile is punishment enough for you.

[EisigerBiskuit]

I've only been here one day, but I can say this much. Mad is a joke.

I've seen plenty of his posts, his research, and thoughtful insults. Why keep him here?
The only possible way he could have been here this long is if someone refuses to make him go.

Mad Max is spoon fed with retards sparring at his sudden announcements and oppinions. He feeds on the weak and becomes stronger. Every place has this kind of person, and Mad is him. A joke.

:boohoo

To think I started this shit back up with a mistake too. Lucky me.
BTW this is a newsflash for people who try to attack Madmax head on.

[Seven Force]

And that comment wasn't racist.

So there.

[ThisIsWitty]

Seth: Are you actually trying to hurt his feelings? If you are, thats even lamer than his attempts at comebacks...


Sevenforce: Shut up, you racist beehotch.

[Seven Force]

Arrghhh, i'm not racist!

I'm not gonna argue that with you.

And btw, you're about as funny as Max is, so you shut up.

[EisigerBiskuit]

The funny thing is I learned the same lesson Seth did in one day instead of a year.

[Sethomas]

No, what would be the point? Max obviously has social problems, so his feelings have already been hurt throughout his entire life by people very real to him. The saddest thing is that in a couple of years he's going to look back on this in a few years and think that he was "one of the guys" in the I-mockery community, displacing his desire to belong to some clique in real life. I'm not so cruel as to add insult to that injury, I'm just reciprocating a little bit of the stupidity he throws out to try to attain acceptance.

[Seven Force]

Why would anyone want to be "one of the guys" on a message board, anyway? That must be some sad life you lead, Max. :(

EDIT: Good night, folks.

[ThisIsWitty]

Oh yeah, SevenForce, saying 'good night' to people makes it seem like you really are trying to remain aloof and not try to fit in.

Seth: Why do you keep bashing on him. It's been established repeatedly by most everyone on these boards that Max is unoriginal and generally unliked. The horse is little more than dust. It's settled. He sucks. We all suck for bashing him.

WE SHUOLD B NYCE U GUS.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Lock this thread before I dumb it up anymore. I dug it up, and I wish I hadn't.

[Skulhedface]

For some reason, your avatar makes me think "This is the last thing Fartin Mowler's kids saw before the court date".

[Anonymous]

:lol

Now THAT was more like it!

I love you fucktards! :lol

:bestthread

[McClain]

EisigerBiskuit, you need to shut yer feckin' blowhole. You've only been here a day and already you're swinging on nutsacks like an ape from trees. If you're looking to make some sort of allegiance in a fledging attempt for acceptance you've come to the wrong place.

You've been here a day too long.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Edited because people are pissed enough. I'll go hide under a rock until I'm a year old like all the big kids

[McClain]

I would also like to point out that your passive-aggressive post doesn't lend you any credibility. Don't try and convince us that you have a casual personality. "I know I'm dumb! What's your point?" is a cop out. Get some fuckin' spine if you want to contribute. None of this inert facade shit. Get the fuck out.

[ziggytrix]

i don't think a year is going to make you suck less, mr biscuit.

[EisigerBiskuit]

I really hope it does. It usually does take me a year to adjust, I'm sure you know how that feels... I think

[dead_pigeon]

I really hope it does. It usually does take me a year to adjust, I'm sure you know how that feels... I think
Adjust?
Feels?
Think???
:lol

[Seven Force]

Oh yeah, SevenForce, saying 'good night' to people makes it seem like you really are trying to remain aloof and not try to fit in.


I didn't say that to not try and fit in, I said it because I wasn't going to post anymore that night. I'm sorry you're too much of a tard that you can't understand English and try to find hidden meanings in shit I have to say.

:lol

[Anonymous]

Shut it? :lol

You (persons of questionable gender preference) keep it up and I'm moving this to mock wars.

[Ftang Ftang Olay OLay]

i thought this was on mock wars???

[Anonymous]

Their replies kept being there, so it had to be moved. :<

MY HAND WAS FORCED, I TELL YA

[Ftang Ftang Olay OLay]

dude i get ya

[Anonymous]

This thread was funny.

My favorite part was when Seth got riled up like the easily manipulated pawn he is and screamed a bunch of baseless assumptions to a "voice" over the internet.

:lol

but then Biscuit and SevenForce fagged it up. >:

:lol

[Seven Force]

*takes a bow*

:)

[Sethomas]

Yeah Max that one time I got riled up boy you sure had me there.

Here's a hint: if you want respect, prove yourself to be more than a shitsmear before you claim some sort of victory.

[kellychaos]

Finding the keys to the magical kingdom of Thunderdome is more difficult than walking a camel through the eye of a needle. :(

[Anonymous]

And why exactly would I need respect from a bunch of internet losers who whine and cry whenever some new fucktard joins the board? Let alone a sorry example of humanity such as yourself.
:lol

You're obviously riled up, your posts don't indicate any amusement in them like you claim to be doing this for. (Which is just a rip off of what I've been saying since I got here)

The fact remains you don't know anything about me, so you have to make do with your "theories of me" most likely drawn from your own tourtured life.

:lol

kellychaos: No. Fucktard.

[Ftang Ftang Olay OLay]

is that also aimed at me????????

[Sethomas]

I abstain from assuming your understanding of "amusement" in that I don't define it as "something with 'fucktard' in it'".

And your persistent presence here indicates several things about you, some of which I've mentioned. The fact that you avoid disclosing personal information is a pretty good indicator that you have much of which to be ashamed.

[HickMan]

is that also aimed at me????????

You don't even have your AIM name on here! :lol

[Anonymous]

:rolleyes

More assumptions.

[Ftang Ftang Olay OLay]

srry!!! i'll go jump off a cliff







.....................but i'll be back shortly.......................... :suicide :)

[kellychaos]

This is like in Ghostbusters II where all the evil goop flowing beneath the ground in the city sewers was continually growing, in a vicious cycle, from the inherent evil of the city dwellers themselves. There is no escape. :(

[Ftang Ftang Olay OLay]

never watched that but on the other hand

i 'm back now an just kicked the marshmellow

mans ass in hell :loo

[ThisIsWitty]

Yeah, just like Ghostbusters II. Except for the part that they're NOTHING alike. >:

[the_dudefather]

cant we all just get along?

(expected reply: "no")

[ThisIsWitty]

No.