Ayahusca Part Duex

[kahljorn]

EMBARKING ON YET ANOTHER AYAHUSQUARO ADVENTIARO:

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Dried ayahusca vine! yay! DEEPLY ROOTED IN AMAZONIAN MYTHOLOGY AND ANTRHOPOLOGY, used in rituals for years, much like peyote! Generally other substances are added. They believe a God or Goddess lives inside the vine, and by taking it you are opening communion with her. Used in healing rituals, embarkments into spiritual realms, and other super medicinal powahs. It's also legal :D

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CHALIPONGA leaves. Contains dmt. This plant is also legal, and is an admixture to the Ayahusca vine. It's fun! Usually the ingredient used is psychotria viridis, this is way stronger! Way way stronger, so much stronger they say you have to take the viridis a few times before you take this or HORRIBLE THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

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Syrian rue seeds! These contain harmaline just like the ayahusca vine, it's basically a replacement that is supposed to be stronger, or at least easier to purify. It's also legal! I believe it also contains some other chemicals that arent found in the ayahusca vine. It's an maoi.

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Mimosa Hostilis, the favorite among most ayahusquaros because it contains only NN DMT, while chaliponga also contains 5meo dmt. IT TASTES LIKE SHIT. It's also legal. DONT YOU LOVE THEM SOUTH AMERICAN SHAMANISTIC ETHNEOBOTANICALS?

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A green alcoholic liquid? Tastes like shit? Supposed to put mint and liquorish in it? Why what could it be! It's absinthe! Hurray! ABSINTHE. That's only a small small smaaaalll amount of what i have, but hey! WHAT CAN I SAY. CUPS OF NOODLES TASTE GREAT.

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MR DUCK, i won him playing bingo in the mental instution!

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Me looking super smart before i ingest enough chemicals to burn away half of my remaining brain cells.

You'll notice i have enough ayahusca supplies for about... i dunno, 30 trips? Probably more really... LETS SEE HOW MANY TRIPS I CAN SQUEEZE INTO ONE. I like the zero point, the point in between ODIng and death. IT SHALL BE FUN.
And that's not even counting the shrooms, and lsd! POOKAPOOKA. I'm excited! I'll have pictures of the ayahusca brew when im done.

[ziggytrix]

gezundtheit

[Geggy]

users are losers and losers are users

[Sethomas]

I've got a bottle of 100° absinthe and one of 160°. Both have been soaking in a large supply of wormwood for three months now. A true Bohemian friend. :posh

[Anonymous]

If you're going to commit suicide while showing pictures of your drug paraphenalia, the least you could do is make sure the pictures are working.

[kahljorn]

they were working, I guess geocities instated some kind of bandwidth limit on users. That's DISTURBING.

I got absinthe and powdered absinthe and have been thujone extracting for a few days now.

And I'm not commiting suicide, I'm just getting really high, sir. Now is the best time to do it, on the decent through the equinox.

[Anonymous]

Use paintedover.com to host yer pictures, missy.

[kahljorn]

tank ye kindly me lord. Can i even link directly to them without all the .txing?

Also it's about time I went aforward with the contruction of self-suggestable influences of invokation and other ritualistic incarcerations about my BREW. Also the forcing of energetic thoughtforms into it. CHARGE.


EDIT: LOOK IT STATED WORKING AGAIN, ITS EVIL.

[Seven Force]

Or Photobucket.

PSSSST...they still don't work.

[Miss Modular]

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"I was a boozer, a user, and a loser!"

[kahljorn]

alright it should be fixed now, i Used paintedlovers as per chojin's reccomendation.

[FartinMowler]

I have no idea what your taking :/ what happened to good old booze and pot?

[kahljorn]

it got boring after ten years of abuse. Besides, you have to smoke so much pot to get a real good hallucinagenic trip...

[FartinMowler]

I quit after 10 years because I didn't remember what was so great about getting high.

[kahljorn]

Forgetting that you're alive.

[ziggytrix]

i used this paintedover.com and now my avatar is a red x. what's up with that? :(

[executioneer]

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just on observation, maybe you need a "img#" in your url :/

[AChimp]

They decided to censor the picture of your nipple that you were using. Finally. >:

[MLE]

i think it's this: http://img7.paintedover.com/uploads/7/rolleyesbarfrs.gif

[FS]

Say hello to the spirits for me, kahl.

[Anonymous]

And slap an elf on the ass while you're at it.

[kahljorn]

I didn't get very high. I let some asshole talk me into ingesting it early because he's impatient. The body high was great, but the ontological fuckyourmindoverpart was kind of lacking. Luckily i didnt purify the dose too much yesterday, so ill still be able to get toasted tonight.

[McClain]

I don't know about all these herbs and shit, but wouldn't it be a cheaper, better high if you just smoked just weed, did some opium or chewed some shrooms?
I've smoked some Salvia divinorum and it was nothing. There seem to be a large quantity of marijuana replacements that claim to get you high but they don't. Or forgive me for being obtuse. They don't claim to get you "high" per se, but they have all these "effects" like meditation, exploration and spiritual perceptions.
The facts are that if these herbs truly do get you high, the FDA and the DEA would be all over that shit making it illegal.
Aren’t they more like, “enhancers” or something like that?

[HickMan]

Forgetting that you're alive.

OMFG DEF POETRY

He also looks like a Hanson boy :(

[kahljorn]

Um, Ill start with cheaper! No, because i paid really cheap for this.

As for the better high, and the illegal part.. that's definitley not true, think of how San Pedro is legal, despite there having been people claiming the mescaline content is higher than Peyote. This stuff is basically like peyote, in that it fucks you up and makes you feel insane for a while. Don't believe the lies mcclain! There are way better drugs out there than you know. Like i said, this stuff has been used in south america for like thousands of years. Then I have some Fly Algaric mushrooms, which are said to be the SOMA of the Rig Veda. Then there's shit like datura, which is easily the most hallucinagenic compound on the face of the earth... most people who take sizable doses of it go crazy, die, or some combination of the two. I've taken datura, can you tell :)

As for Salvia, i can't say. I've heard it can get you really high if you smoke it right, and ive tried it a few times and the only thing i got were weird visuals. Like that tiger in Kelly Chaos' avatar eatting naked women, which was accompanied by a strange CHOMPing feeling.
Anyway, this shit blows weed away, weed is like pussy shit compared to this. Even acid begins to pale. I just need to cook it till it's pure and not stopping because some asshole's getting ancy! The high was still good though, imagine an ecstatic pulse pulsing so strongly through your body sometimes you cant even walk. Like you're having an orgasm, for about an hour straight.... and that was just the weak ass body high, the mind fuck is great when you get to that.

[Big McLargehuge]

can you link me to some instructions on how to brew it? ;(

[McClain]

http://fooddownunder.com/cgi-bin/recipe.cgi?r=268419

[Sethomas]

:lol

[ThisIsWitty]

And where did you get your hands on this stuff?

[Sethomas]

I actually had that a few years ago. It's alright.

[kahljorn]

I'm a shaman :posh. I have my resources :posh.

You've had what, ayahusca, or datura? And it sounds like your brew was rather weak if you thought either of them were, "Alright". I've had really weak brews of ayahusca before and it was like being stoned for a 20 minutes with minor hallucinations and tracers, so I suppose you could see it as alright if that was the case. Nothing like being completely torn on it and have an ontological mindfuck. I'm doing it again tonight, this time im brewing the fuck out if it, I'd purify it but i dont like the idea of using naptha, and the best chemicals for purification are unavailable in california.

I'll try to post when I'm on it, but it's hard to remember what you're doing. It's like having severe add, and you find beauty in all things. Maybe some of you can even have the pleasure of talking to me while im on it ;D

McClain, if i wasn't so sure you hated me, I'd invite you over to take some since you live in San Diego.

[Sethomas]

I was responding to McClain's post, actually. I suppose I should have mentioned that I tried it in a northside Indy restaurant called Mother Russia, I believe.

[kahljorn]

oooH, that explains it. I like chinese food, Kung pao chicken is my favorite, and there's a place nearby that has th ebest.. mm. i wish i wasnt fasting.

[McClain]

McClain, if i wasn't so sure you hated me, I'd invite you over to take some since you live in San Diego.

I don't hate you kahl. Hate requires too much effort. I'd just as soon have a effortless disinterest in people. Besides, I just moved from San Diego about a month ago. I'm in Texas now. And even if I were there, I don't know if it'd be a good idea for me to take part in those activities. Despite legality, I'm looking at a future in federal investigation. I'm already borderline because of prior teenage drug use.
I'm looking at US Marshalls but I'm catching some flak. Despite the fact that I've had almost 7 years of stellar military service and I'm a few credits shy of my Criminal Justice degree, I, theoretically, can't get my foot in the door because I, theoretically, did a hallucinagen when I was a feckin' 17. I'm 25 now. To me it seem like an eternity, but I suppose on paper it don't mean shit.
I suppose what I'm saying doesn't really mean much. I walk the straight and narrow now but I certainly don't have misplaced prudence.
I'm yammering. I can't sleep and it's hot as fuck. What was the subject? Oh yeah. Enhancers. I've had limited experience. Didn't do much for me. Matter of fact, it did absolutely nothing. Just like vicodin. Just like codeine. Just like percocet. Historically the only thing that seems to work on me is OTC ibuprofen. 1600MG.
Weed used to work but it's been a while.

[kahljorn]

it's not an enhancer, it's like peyote. That sucks though, what kind of hallucinagen did you do that they can still tell you did it? sounds kind of bastardly to me

[kahljorn]

"can you link me to some instructions on how to brew it? ;("

yea, sorry for the slow response. I'm so high right now! glad someone's interested in it, but it will fuck you up. You'll probably be sick as hell for the first hour unless you vomit, i do my best not to vomit, hold the stength in, the crazy thorny staircase. You'll feel like you're dying, possibly convinced you will die. When i said hell, i meant it, very fine needles that are hot to the touch pricking all of your pores, and fuck the pores, it pierces everywhere else. Between pores, where (insert the word whore)pores will never see. Pulsing. Then eventually it will pass. Not really, you just wont pay attention to it, and it'll be like you're on a tile surface, wearing socks, and youll slide. It's not shit to make you feel good. It's real medicine, the kind that makes you feel the demons inside of you, breaths life into them, worse than life, fire. It blazes inside ofyou, on so many tangents and variables, youll swear you're insane. And you are. Believe me. YOu're crazy.

I made it by throwing all my ayahusca vine, and all my chaliponga leaves into a big pan of water, that i later boiled.
add lemon because the low PH helps extract the alkaloids.
Then cook for hours. Leeching everything you can out of the leaves, leech it until the water doesnt turn a color. You do this by boiling the water down to almost nothing, maybe a quarter of the original quantity. Then add water, let it boil down again, as low as possible, then pour it into another container, and repeat. keep leeching it you leech. fucking insect.
Eventually youll drink it, and the shitty taste is very normal, that's how you know how good it is ;).
supposively boiling it too hard makes the alkaloids dissolve, but you have to do it fairly sternly or the water won't evaporate.

At some point the aforementioned hells will kick in.

For all your chemignosis needs check www.erowid.org, or lyceum, and the spelling is probably wrong.

[Dole]

McLain, if I was king of the US Marshals, I would hire you.

[McClain]

I appreciate that about you S. Dole Melipone. Your willingness to extend a theoretical hand to a virtual friend.

[kahljorn]

man that stuff kicked my ass, i was sick/high until about 8am this morning. Then i forced myself to vomit. It was so acidic i could barely breath for a few minutes. I hate and love that shit. I made it way too pure, i took three or four sips and was pretty sure i was going to die.
God that stuff's great.
The ontological flow of your mind is crazy, it's like you have 40 different lines of thought at the same time.

[ThisIsWitty]

Sounds like a fantastic time. What with the thinking you're going to die and all. :/

[kahljorn]

yea, well, it's got a distinct duality to it. Don't fuck with it if you can't handle a little torture, besides it feels good to go through something like that. All that energy in your body, and you have fire in your belly.

[Big McLargehuge]

I have never done drugs to feel good (except pot and coke), i generally do them to push my brain to the edge. I dive right in and swim with the demons.

[kahljorn]

heh, alright, well you can try this :O so far all my experiences have been different on it, so at least it's not too repetitive. i got my stuff from a shaman supply store, you could probably find stuff online for it, i think i have a link for one i can give you, i even get referral money :D