World's Greatest Pick up Lines

[dead_pigeon]

Post pick up lines!

"I'm takin' this thing out in an hour, and if you're not on it, you'll regret it, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...."

[FS]

Jesus.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=13951

[Jixby Phillips]

It shouldn't have been posted the first fucking time.

[MetalMilitia]

"Does this rag smell of chlorophorm to you?" :lol

[the_dudefather]

guy: "pinch me please"
girl:"*heehee* why?"
guy: "because i think im having a wet dream about you right now...."

(wait for multiple slaps/high heel stabs, court ordered seperation, dieing alone)

[adeptninja]

pick-up line for a pirate : "why dont you walk me plank"

[executioneer]

quit posting to shit old threads that are duplicates of other shit old threads

[FartinMowler]

"Hi, My name is Fartin MOwler" :/

[Blackjack]

"Hi, erm, I'm not very good at this pick up line stuff. So why don't I just fondle your tits?"

[Ninjavenom]

Holy shit, i was JUST wondering what happened to you yesterday! creepy :o

[Ninjavenom]

Holy shit, i was JUST wondering what happened to you yesterday! creepy :o

[Ninjavenom]

holy shit blah blah blah i'm going for three now

[Captain Goodtimes]

"I own a penis"