pr0n for women

[rook]

it sucks. it's like nekkid men who are erect and smiling.

[Anonymous]

That's what you all like, right?

[Helm]

turn the pictures upside down and it's naked men who are unnaturally well-hung but flaccid and frowning.

[Pub Lover]

Women don't look at porn. :rolleyes

Naked pics of men are for us ugly fags to cry over. :tear

[FS]

don't all dem womens just love the rough gay stuff?

[hawaiian mage]

Maybe all the women YOU make love to, gaymo

[da blob]

actually ........




well, nm

[rook]

i like the porn that men like.

[camacazio]

Lesbian porn?

[liquidstatik]

I DONT WATCH PORN, CAUSE IT RUINS YOUR MIND. >:

[Anonymous]

And your pants :x

[da blob]

ok now that I'm drunk I will tell you (not that you care but still).
I love porn, every kind. Not that it turns me on, most of the time it's the opposite.
But it's heaps of FUN.
Now for what turns me on .... very unexpected. Details.
And for the fun part - the weirder, the better.

[nothing4buddha]

umm yeah... you've been looking in all the wrong places :/ i mean like... not that i would know :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

No but really.. my preacher told me this story. :eek

Like see. this guy was all into porn and stuff and he would jerk it all day. So when he got this wife that was like super-hot she was like 'OKAY LETS DO IT AND MAKE BABIES' and he couldn't get hard because he was so used to looking at fake women in porn. So before they had sex he had to watch some porn so he could get hard and it was a sad story. :(

[camacazio]

Urban legend.

[nothing4buddha]

sounds like your preacher knows first hand... :lol

[rook]

sounds like your preacher knows first hand... :lol

LOL :)

[Supafly345]

The reason porn for women is so terrible is because this is a male dominated industry, that is, its made to cater to men. So if you want good porn that focuses on penises, I suggest you look for male gay-porn. But I suggest even more that you learn to use your imagination since I would prefer gay porn being as unnoticable as gay bars.

[Terra]

Speaking for myself, porn does little for me. I would need some emotional attachment to the scenario rather than just viewing the mechanics of it. This is where I think we differ on the subject, men and women. I think men can go on the visual alone but women have a harder time. Just my opinion.

[liquidstatik]

NO YOU DONT

[Mr. Vagiclean]

YOU ARE KIDDING YOURSELF, SUCK MEA

[Big McLargehuge]

everyone in this thread is a god-hating heathen (cept statik) and you are all going to hell. you better read your bibles immediatly.

[Helm]

on the rooftops of paris

[MLE]

:lol

[Big McLargehuge]

i don't get it, is that some kind of faggot joke? cause it seems to me that everyone here is a pervert or a faggot. y'all gonna burn

[Jeanette X]

Smutty fan fiction is way hotter than porn for women.

[Tiamat]

porn, two words for it: fake and borning {I guess thats three words if you want to count and.}

[Anonymous]

Smutty fan fiction is way hotter than porn for women.

Silais dragged Beast Boy over to the table and forced him to lean over it as he unfastened his belt. {It's party time, you animal}
Beast Boy attempted to struggle, yet a tiny voice inside him started to speak up and tell him that he liked this, he LOVED this shit, he was ready for it, he had ALWAYS been ready for it.
He gasped in feral ecstacy as Silais gradually, yet firmly, slipped into him. He was so big. So very big.

[Helm]

porn, two words for it: fake and borning {I guess thats three words if you want to count and.}

Man i was just thinking about that i was going to be all witty and say hey missus tiamat thats three words but you covered your ass, so to speak excuse my french man you seem to know your way around the internet youre no noob I guess thats why you've got lightening in yuor avatar right anyway, resepct!

[Tiamat]

Man i was just thinking about that i was going to be all witty and say hey missus tiamat thats three words but you covered your ass, so to speak excuse my french man you seem to know your way around the internet youre no noob I guess thats why you've got lightening in yuor avatar right anyway, resepct!

Thank ya ;) Though I'm positive I haven't been around as long as some of you guys, I definately appriciated the sarcasm and quick whit of this board, figured I mine as well try my own talents{if you can call sarcasm a talent} and see how well I mix with you all.

[Helm]

Yeah your understanding of sarcasm is great thanks for posting

[MetalMilitia]

Smutty fan fiction is way hotter than porn for women.

Silais dragged Beast Boy over to the table and forced him to lean over it as he unfastened his belt. {It's party time, you animal}
Beast Boy attempted to struggle, yet a tiny voice inside him started to speak up and tell him that he liked this, he LOVED this shit, he was ready for it, he had ALWAYS been ready for it.
He gasped in feral ecstacy as Silais gradually, yet firmly, slipped into him. He was so big. So very big.

*furiously bangs head into concrete wall to try and get rid of mental image*

bah, what ever possesed me to actaully go into a thread called 'Porn for women'

[Helm]

oh man more people with lightening in thier sigs oh god help us

[MetalMilitia]

heh, i can change it of you want.

[MetalMilitia]

done, now i have my worlds wieldest police chases, me and sheriff john brunell sig.

[Terra]

*furiously bangs head into concrete wall to try and get rid of mental image*

bah, what ever possesed me to actaully go into a thread called 'Porn for women'

Lose the action asterisks! They all died in the "Post your Boobs!" thread ("Genereal" Blabber section).

Welcome!

r u into anal? plz pm me

[Helm]

uh guys I think terra's our new omg-too-out-there character

[FS]

I actually think she might be a perfect Jameswoman.

Terra, it's not too late for a nickname change.