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punkgrrrlie10
Aug 31st, 2004, 05:42 PM
and it is fantabulous.

Perhaps some day I will catch up my bills enough to actually donate to i-mockery.
FS
Aug 31st, 2004, 06:30 PM
What is it? Sock testing?
punkgrrrlie10
Aug 31st, 2004, 06:48 PM
No i'm actually doing legal crap :)
ThisIsWitty
Aug 31st, 2004, 08:27 PM
Standing on the U-turn waiting for a 50 year old man to pick you up and make you suck his dick doesn't count as legal crap.
executioneer
Aug 31st, 2004, 08:33 PM
and you would know :lol
ernasty10050
Aug 31st, 2004, 08:46 PM
i know pretty well too...ive picked up a girl or sixty-four
punkgrrrlie10
Aug 31st, 2004, 08:52 PM
Standing on the U-turn waiting for a 50 year old man to pick you up and make you suck his dick doesn't count as legal crap.

You're so fucking witty...oh no wait, you're a fucktard.
ThisIsWitty
Aug 31st, 2004, 10:16 PM
OMG, my feelings.
camacazio
Sep 1st, 2004, 12:00 AM
Stop posting please.
James
Sep 1st, 2004, 12:07 AM
I got a job for you a BLOW job :lol
Father §p@z
Sep 1st, 2004, 02:13 AM
Legal Crap as in what? Sitting in an office all day, bored/drunk off your ass?
subterfuge
Sep 1st, 2004, 02:18 AM
Cool. I have to gather a bunch of laws for my poly sci class. Do you know some cool resources for weird laws? All I could find was http://dumblaws.com/
Father §p@z
Sep 1st, 2004, 03:22 AM
Riply's Believe it or Not is the only one I know of.

Oh, wait. There is also Uncle John's Bathroom Reader series :)
punkgrrrlie10
Sep 1st, 2004, 09:58 AM
I'm only writing appellate briefs jackass...My previous job was sitting on my ass bored all day at a law office. I didn't really consider that to be a legal job though.
Father §p@z
Sep 1st, 2004, 01:05 PM
Well, congrats on the job anyway, I hope you do well.
Dr. V
Sep 1st, 2004, 08:29 PM
You can stand on a u-turn. You have to stand on a corner you jerk.
kellychaos
Sep 3rd, 2004, 03:55 PM
As a hooker, one cannot stand on principles. :(
punkgrrrlie10
Sep 3rd, 2004, 03:59 PM
Sure you can...I think you can request it for a certain amount of money...some people get off on that kind of thing.
kellychaos
Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:05 PM
Two-inch heels are the highest I will go. I get vertigo. >:

Was I adamant enough?
mubert
Sep 4th, 2004, 04:05 AM
Stop posting please.

Its hard to concentrate on ANYTHING while staring blankly at your colorful, yet epilepsy causing avatar. OH PIZZA MAN GIVE ME A PEPPERONI WITH A SIDE OF BREADSTICKS, AND A 2 LITER BOTTLE OF LOVE, OR ELSE I WONT TIP.