Friday night with Fartin

[FartinMowler]

Okay, so today I ate a hotdog from one of those carts outside a shopping store and I have a bad case of the runs >: and I have a wicked headache. Friday nights here on I-mockery are well... boring, so I want you to tell me what you think would be fun to do. As the night goes on I will most likely be running to the toilet and consuming alchohol so I might not be paying full attention :( but I would like you to think of some suggestions of a Friday night ritual that we could all contribute to.

[kahljorn]

suicide!

[FartinMowler]

I was hoping for something a little more up beat :/


Can someone tell me why we get diahrea? I know I could look it up but I'm too lazy.

[FartinMowler]

I looked it up... and it's spelled diarrhea :)

Loose or watery bowel movements, sometimes with unusual colors or consistencies, create an uncomfortable condition that usually stops by itself.

[da blob]

EBOLA

[FartinMowler]

I read a book about that. Don't we need infected monkeys?

[executioneer]

yes, we all need infected monkeys :(

[FartinMowler]

the worst part about diarrhea is the burning asshole.

[thebiggameover]

thank god i read this thread....
>:

[FartinMowler]

it's not the content, it's the quality :)

[executioneer]

it's not funny, my ass is on fire
paraplegic inhuman liar

[da blob]

thank god i read this thread....
>:

so that you now know that you need an infected monkey ?

[FartinMowler]

Hey dablob do you smoke Gitanes, drive a Puegoet and say Marde alot?

[FartinMowler]

OOOH wait it s a fuzzy picture of my foot with my toes stretched :) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/DSC00178.jpg

[da blob]

and I wear a beret and eat camembert and have approximative hygiene, as well.

[executioneer]

and fartin says "eh" a lot and eats kraft dinner and I say "y'all" a lot and eat hamburgers!

[AChimp]

Approximative sounds hot. :eek

[FartinMowler]

My father was the head of Peugoet for western Canada...it was the first car I learned to drive in...505 diesel with a stick...fucking cunt of a car but very comfortable.

[FartinMowler]

Okay....can you guess who is me in the picture?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/DSC00185.jpg

[executioneer]

baby

[FartinMowler]

you sir are incorrect.

[Esuohlim]

THE STUNNING LASS ON THE FAR LEFT

[FartinMowler]

nope she's dead :( my grandma :( thanks alot >:

[executioneer]

i just had four jello shots

[FartinMowler]

i'm on my fourth 5.5% beer :) the response time on these replies are somewhat retarded.

[AChimp]

I guess that you are the ovaries in that picture. :(

[Esuohlim]

You better not be the nerd next to grandma who thinks he's too cool for school >:

[executioneer]

GLASSES NUMBER 2

[FartinMowler]

I'm the kid that looks like Superman :)

[FartinMowler]

GLASSES NUMBER 2


That's my brother. He is cool. He has tatoo's and rides a Harley.

[FartinMowler]

Okay this is about as rare as the Sasquatch photo's...me showing my ass. One for the ladies ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/DSC00189.jpg

[da blob]

thank god I am not a lady.

[FartinMowler]

Ya, o.k. I'm just fucking confused on the whole gender sexuality thing on this site and it's really a fucking waste of time for me so look at my ass and move on or post something that I can reply to.

[FartinMowler]

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It's funny that no one has ever picked the name Jesus... :/ I'm not a religous person so I hope that he moves on and doesn't smote us.

[executioneer]

da blob is a woman but not a lady, fartin

[FartinMowler]

I'm slightly impared :O

[ThisIsWitty]

MORE FOOT OR ASS PICTURES, PLEASE.

[FartinMowler]

MORE FOOT OR ASS PICTURES, PLEASE.


I hate people that use cap's :( and that are named ThisisWitty, how presumptuous to assume that you are witty.

[ThisIsWitty]

I don't like those people, either.

[Anonymous]

Then you're more like the rest of this board than I originally thought.

[ThisIsWitty]

:accepted


Wait, that'll NEVER happen.

[MLE]

SHUT THE FUCK UP >:

[Anonymous]

Wait, I'll save thisiswitty the trouble:

"No"

[kellychaos]

The worst part of this thread is the burning asshole!

http://www.marmalade.ca/images/boing.gif

[mubert]

Wait, I'll save thisiswitty the trouble:

"No"

That was the first FUCKING HILARIOUS burn I've heard from Chojin since I came here. Congrats.

[Anonymous]

I'm glad a sociopathic mong such as yourself can appreciate it.

[mubert]

I can, believe me.