Depression

[Bod]

Sort me a cure

[FartinMowler]

I've never really had bouts of depression. I get moody and it passes. As a child I could alway's find something to do and I think as an adult you need to find things that interest you to the point of pure determination to succeed. I want to be a musician.

[AChimp]

The cure depends on what's causing your depression... ?

This is where you elaborate for 10 pages. :posh

[hawaiian mage]

Stop eating food. Or cut yourself a lot.

You gotta make your pain real...

[The Retro Kat]

Suck my cock now, hawaiiin marge.

http://luds.net/galeries/marge.gif

[Captain Goodtimes]

The cure depends on what's causing your depression... ?

This is where you elaborate for 10 pages. :posh

The Cure's Music usually causes depression.

[FS]

Go to an amuseument park and loosen a few screws here and there.

[FS]

A brief trip to the psychology board made me a little wiser and now I wish I had something worthwhile to say.

Hang in there!

There, that did it.

Or wait till they come up with that pill that's supposed to cure your depression in the brain.

[mubert]

Take medication. (insert jokes)

[kellychaos]

And this pill tastes just like a roast beef dinner! :)

[Spectre X]

Go and buy all the Calvin & Hobbes books (if you haven't already) and go read them because they even cure AIDS. >:

[sadie]

for one, kahlil gibran's "the prophet" helped me put things in perspective. he speaks of joy and sorrow being of the "selfsame well," that sorrow carves out that well only to make room for more joy. i think appreciating the bad shit helps me stay out of the depression pit.

[HickMan]

I'm also depressed :(

[Misinformation Man]

DID YOU KNOW:

The first case of Depression was diagnosed in 1914. The original symptoms were believed to be unprovoked feelings of sadness, skin lesions, and recurring nightmares.

[FS]

God bless you.

[Helm]

We love you, Misinformation Man!

[sadie]

and there are always the exacto knives.

[executioneer]

exercise and healthy eating helps :(

keeping your mind on other things (a project or w/e) CAN help or it can turn into obsessive-compulsive disorder :x

[the_dudefather]

happy happy joy joy + always look on the bright side of life


never fails

unless either ren and stimpy or monty python cause you depression

[McMock]

When I'm depressed, I don't want to do shit all, because I believe I'm gonna fail anyway and I don't believe it'll be fun. What gets me out of them, and fuck if I know exactly how I do it, is doing something that makes me proud about myself. I don't think you can plan it, you just grab that apportunity when it comes along, and then you feel proud about yourself, and you're back to normal.

Maybe this is some help to you. Probably not, because you don't believe in anything when you're depressed. Whatever. The cure to your depression is inside you. You'll stumble upon it sooner or later.

One of the things I feel are very real about a depression is how it's a lot like being really, really happy, in that when you're in it - it feels like it will never end. But when you're really happy, you become sad eventually - and when you're really sad, you'll become happy again. It's all balance. Maybe the less you think about it, the better it works. Uh. Don't know. Good luck.

[Jixby Phillips]

"happy happy joy joy + always look on the bright side of life"

I would honestly agree with "always look on the bright side of life" :(

Also, porcupine racetrack from the state. When I was a high school drama club fag, I would always watch it before leaving the house on the night of any performance ;_; That was to beat nervousness, but whatever, i bet it works just as good for depression ;_;

[the[Hitman]]

Depression is one of those fake psychological problems.

Did your dog die? Tough shit.
Did your girlfriend dump you? Rape her.
Did you just catch your brother giving it to your mother in the ass? Go cry in your pillow. Don't post on the fucking internet.

Stop being such a pansy assed bitch and get over it.

[FS]

Hitman I think you should shoot depressed fags with your TWIN DEAGLES

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Shut the fuck up Hit man. I you have felt depression you wouldn't be talking shit. God. Does there have to be some careless asshole looking to make a cheap laugh at the expense of belittling someone else?

[Captain Goodtimes]

You guys don't understand he's a hitman, he has to show no emotion or mercy whatsoever. Isn't that BADASS?

[Terra]

Shut the fuck up Hit man. I you have felt depression you wouldn't be talking shit. God. Does there have to be some careless asshole looking to make a cheap laugh at the expense of belittling someone else?

People don't come to this place to cure their depression. They won't get any advice on their love life either. Very few will have anything noteworthy to say on these forums. If you want a halfway decent response to anything, you might have to take it to Mock Wars. That's where the elite intellect weigh in on issues and delve deep in the rising issues of our times. This is I-Mock. There are no cheap laughs and belittling somebody else is common currency.

[Supafly345]

Whenever I am depressed I get perscriptions. They work great.

[the_dudefather]

They won't get any advice on their love life either.

unless the advice involves the word 'rape' which now seems to be the standard for all loveline threads

[sadie]

i've laughed and i've not paid shit. so there. >:

[the[Hitman]]

Shut the fuck up Hit man. I you have felt depression you wouldn't be talking shit. God. Does there have to be some careless asshole looking to make a cheap laugh at the expense of belittling someone else?

Cheap laugh?
Its not my fault you fucktards just realized that your life is insignificant.
Depression is a sign of a failure in Darwin's "Survival of the Fittest" due to society.
You useless, fucking whiners should be purged with great haste.

[the[Hitman]]

Hitman I think you should shoot depressed fags with your TWIN DEAGLES

The guns are AMT 1911 Longslide hardballers, fucktard.

[executioneer]

Shut the fuck up Hit man. I you have felt depression you wouldn't be talking shit. God. Does there have to be some careless asshole looking to make a cheap laugh at the expense of belittling someone else?

People don't come to this place to cure their depression. They won't get any advice on their love life either. Very few will have anything noteworthy to say on these forums. If you want a halfway decent response to anything, you might have to take it to Mock Wars. That's where the elite intellect weigh in on issues and delve deep in the rising issues of our times. This is I-Mock. There are no cheap laughs and belittling somebody else is common currency.

terra really knows what this website is about!

[executioneer]

seriously can you do anything but bitch and moan about how mean everyone has been to you?

[FS]

]Hitman I think you should shoot depressed fags with your TWIN DEAGLES

The guns are AMT 1911 Longslide hardballers, fucktard.

Oh shit! I'm sorry man I didn't mean to cramp on yo style

on wit yoself bad Internet Warrior

Im down wit da illness

[Dole]

The guns are AMT 1911 Longslide hardballers, fucktard.

They're actually a picture from a videogame, NERD.

[Zhukov]

Dole, he'd take you if he saw you. Shutup.

[Dole]

Take me where? To the support group for underachieving video game playing overweight virgins?

[Anonymous]

You mean an anime convention?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

You mean an anime convention?


:lol I was going to say that....

[Cosmo Electrolux]

]Hitman I think you should shoot depressed fags with your TWIN DEAGLES

The guns are AMT 1911 Longslide hardballers, fucktard.

it's tough to be a badass on the intarweb.....

[Girl Drink Drunk]

"Its not my fault you fucktards just realized that your life is insignificant."
And your life has anymore meaning? That's funny coming from someone who never admits he's wrong and makes contradictory comments like that. If your going to be an asshole, do it somewhere where you think it's most fitting, LIKE A FUCKING STAR TREK FORUM! You are not Fat Satan or Rog. you are just some rude prick that talks shit on anyone praising this site or talking about serious problems, in the most predictable manner. Sure this isn't really a serious site, but that dosn't mean it has to be festering with second rate Rogs like you.

[the[Hitman]]

Take me where? To the support group for underachieving video game playing overweight virgins?

No, i'd take you to my D&D group where we draw anime pictures of our personalities.
Now fuck off.


Sniperwulf, learn to spell and use punctuation. Then and only then will you be allowed to use the internet.
Your retarded fucking problems are your own. Go cry to your herpes laden mother about them.

[Emu]

]Take me where? To the support group for underachieving video game playing overweight virgins?

No, i'd take you to my D&D group where we draw anime pictures of our personalities.
Now fuck off.

for a guy named the hit man you suer are redundant

[sadie]

]Sniperwulf, learn to spell and use punctuation. Then and only then will you be allowed to use the internet.
:rolleyes as if all your posts are free of grammatical errors.

[Dole]

No, i'd take you to my D&D group where we draw anime pictures of our personalities.
Now fuck off.

I get it! - no, wait...I dont.

[BlueOatmeal]

Hey guys. I didn't want to start a new thread so I'l just post here. You see I really want to pee on this girl but I don't know if shes into. Should I pee on her by "accident" or should I ask first?

PLZ HELP

[McMock]

Try it on yourself a couple of times first and pretend you're your own dirty girlfriend. Shouldn't be too hard.

[BlueOatmeal]

I'm getting really tired of solo watersports. I think I'm ready to bring someone into it. But I'm to shy to ask. :(