NEW SHORT: "Big League Chew: Now & Then"

[Mockery]

My latest Short is now up on the site and it compares an original package of Big League Chew to a pack from 2004. Stuff your face!

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/boxes/bigleaguechew-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/bigleaguechew)
BIG LEAGUE CHEW: NOW & THEN
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/bigleaguechew

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[Immortal Goat]

Great stuff RoG, as always.

[Hobo Renee]

Tre funny. Plus, I cannot wait to record my self rocking out to the big league chew song.

[FS]

That rocked. :lol I'll start sending Wrigley some threatening letters. Maybe throw in a couple of hobo nosetips to drive the point home.

[FartinMowler]

I liked that one. Yep... I remember buying that stuff. my favorite gum was Black Bart :) a hard stick of black licorice gum that none of my friends liked. I also ate Eatmore chocolate bars that look like a dog turd with nuts that has been flattened and cut to fit into a package.

[Mockery]

Thanks for the compliments guys, glad ya dig the article. I can still taste the 80s... :x

Tre funny. Plus, I cannot wait to record my self rocking out to the big league chew song.
Hobo, if you do that, I will put the song up for download on that page. Seriously. Do it! Same goes for anybody else that wants to record a version of that song.

[Lotida]

:lol

[The One and Only...]

Even I remember Big League Chew, and I was born in 88'.

[Anonymous]

:lol Best Short so far.

[Mockery]

Thankee :picklehat

And the best thing about this (for me at least) is that the article had over 15,000 people come in from Fark and the server is still running super-speedy. So the new server has officially survived the fark stress test. Switching to a new host was so fucking worth it.

:rock

[AChimp]

:bow

[Anonymous]

I'll get my usual suspects together soon to work on this new Big League Chew song. It'll be way better than it has a right ot be :<

[Hobo Renee]

I finished my song. I'm emailing it to webmaster@i-mockery.com so hopefully that will work. I'm going to try to upload it to my geocities account if it doesn't.

[Mockery]

:love Hobo :love

That song is awesome and you are hereby declared I-Mockery's Official Punk Rocker. :o

All of you, check out Hobo Renee's version of the "Stuff Your Face" song!
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/bigleaguechew/default.php#songs

[FS]

:lol that ruled

[ArrowX]

Dude thats fucking Awesome!

[MLE]

your avatar just got 200% better.

[ArrowX]

great cuz I didnt do it :lol

[Matt Harty]

exactly :lol

[ArrowX]

No seriously stop fucking with my avitar whoever you are. I changed the file andits still eading corn pops >:

FUCK YOU AVITAR MAN!

[FS]

I don't know what you're complaining about, that avatar really is far better this way.

[Zero As A Limit]

I don't think we get big league chew in scotland. :(

[dreaddi]

The song file won't open :(

[Mockery]

The song file won't open :(
It's in a zip file, you have to remove it from the zip file first.

[Hobo Renee]

Thank you. I realize that the bass is not in tune with the guitar, but I feel as though it really adds to the peice, ya know. I would have put drums in it put all of the drum loops on garage band suck. The guitar and bass is all me though. Rarrr.

[FromThe13thFloor]

Hey, I recorded a version, but the email is being a bitch and won't let me attach it. Could I post it somewhere?

[ArrowX]

I thought we drove you awy once already >:

[DeadKennedys]

I thought we drove you awy once already >:

We? Who's we?

You're not accepted, so don't act like you are.







fatty :lol

[ArrowX]

ZING :(

[Mockery]

Hey, I recorded a version, but the email is being a bitch and won't let me attach it. Could I post it somewhere?
Sorry, unless you can find someone to host it for ya or somethin, email is the only other way you can send it to me.

[camacazio]

This is one of, if not the, favorite of mine out of i-mock.

[Mockery]

Thankee :picklehat

BTW, Hawaiian Mage just sent in a version of the song which I'll be posting tonight as soon as I get back from work. Thanks Mage!

[hawaiian mage]

He's actually going to put it up. I just don't know how I feel about that.

You're welcome?

[Mockery]

He's actually going to put it up. I just don't know how I feel about that.

You're welcome?
It made me laugh man, and I'll put up pretty much any entry for this song no matter how bad the performer thinks it is. Step aside Blues Traveler, cuz Hawaiian Mage plays a mean harmonica. :o

[hawaiian mage]

Someone needs to make a real bad one so mine looks better. Like, real bad.... We're talking FartinMowler bad here (hint.)

I would do it myself, but that would make the point moot... so...

[mburbank]

That was damn funny. My most favoritest line is the one about unleashing the insanely strong smell of bubblegum on your apartment.

[Mockery]

Thanks Max, coming from you that always means a lot.

Ok, Hawaiian Mage's song is now up on the Big League Chew page... SO DOWNLOAD IT!

[ThisIsWitty]

:lol

The lone harmonica note at the end is the best part.

[bigtimecow]

i'd hafta agree with thisiswitty

[FS]

hahaha, great again.

[LegoLars]

great work mock.

[Mockery]

Another version of the "Stuff Your Face" song is now online, and it's well-performed by someone named "Vinson". Definitely worth listening to.

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/bigleaguechew/default.php#songs

Keep those songs coming in!

-RoG-

[Mockery]

Er, I mean "Vinic" :o

[Anonymous]

VENISON

[FS]

:lol :lol

Each of these is awesome. I like how he manages to pick up "Stuff your face" directly after "you ugly sonovabitch"

[executioneer]

mister mockery i don't mean to be a dick but you're really not gaining anything by compressing a .mp3 into a .zip, they're already pretty much as compressed as they're gonna get :(

[Mockery]

I know that, but I put them in .zip files anyway so that people won't stream the same mp3 over and over again rather than just saving it from my site. And streaming like that does take up bandwidth on I-Mockery. So yeah, that's why I generally put all mp3s into zip files, cuz you'd be surprised at how many people will just keep loading an mp3 off of the site instead of of right clicking and choosing "save as" :/

[tenno]

mock you need to find the ole bazooka joe in a tube gum, i used to eat it with my battle beasts

[Mockery]

Yeah that stuff was great, you can still buy it on eBay and some online stores I think. I don't think it's out of production, they just don't carry it in as many stores as they used to.

Anyway, you guys need to submit some more "STUFF YOUR FACE" songs. The ones we have so far absolutely rule, but it's not nearly enough. So who's gonna record some more?

[Emu]

I can't believe you managed to procure a package of Big Leage Chew from 1981, let alone OPEN it. :(

[Mockery]

I have another unopened package from 1981 which I'll save for another 20 years before opening it. :eek

[FartinMowler]

I recorded a version of the big league chew just to say' fuck you to Mage :) http://www.soundclick.com/util/DownloadSong.cfm?ID=1681096

[Mockery]

I can't get that mp3 without registering. >:

[FartinMowler]

Here is my contribution :/ http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/bc/4106da70_16b2/bc/marty%27s+music/big+league+2.mp3?bf1aFbBBG7DOH7H_