MEAT BURRITOS

[HickMan]

THEY'RE OK TO EAT, GUYS.

[nothing4buddha]

REALLY?!?!?!?!?! :o

[HickMan]

I HAD ONE OR TWO TODAY AND THEY HAD MORE BEAN IN THEM BUT THEY WERE STILL OK ONLY TWO MINUTES IN THE MICROWAVE AND THEN YOU CAN EAT THEM I THINK THEY'RE ALRIGHT

[Sam]

OMG I SO ATE ONE OF THOSE YESTERDAY, IT WAS GREAT ALL THE BEANS AND THE MEAT WERE REALLY YUMMY I THINK I'M GOING TO GO EAT ONE RIGHT NOW.

[HickMan]

I HAVE A 24 PACK :o :fat

[Sam]

I TOTTALLY ATE ONE OF THEM THIS MORNING FOR BREAKFAST AND ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT I AM SHITTING FIRE.

AND WATER.

BECAUSE MY CRAP HAS BEEN LIQUIFIED.

AND IT HURTS.

I think I might have a tapeworm. :(

[HickMan]

That's because you're not a MANLY MAN. Unlike every single Mexican man.

[nothing4buddha]

I TOTTALLY ATE ONE OF THEM THIS MORNING FOR BREAKFAST AND ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT I AM SHITTING FIRE.

AND WATER.

BECAUSE MY CRAP HAS BEEN LIQUIFIED.

AND IT HURTS.

I think I might have a tapeworm. :(

:(

[Sam]

IT MIGHT NOT BE A TAPEWORM BECAUSE I HAVEN'T EATEN PORK RECENTLY. :)

[Sam]

UPDATE: I JUST ATE A CHICKEN ENCHILADA THAT I GOT FROM THE MEXICAN RESTURANT PLACE AND IT'S GOOD I HAVEN'T HAD TO POOP YET I THINK I'M OKAY MAYBE IT WAS JUST AN UPSET STOMACH OR SOMTHING. :(

[Captain Goodtimes]

UPDATE: Sam needs a stomach transplant.

[HickMan]

UPPERDATE: FROZEN BURRITOS ARE BETTER THEN ANYTHING ELSE THAT COULD BE PUT ON A PLATE

[Sam]

THEY ARE BETTER THEN THOSE FROZEN MEXICAN DINNERS.

THEY SHOULD USE THE TECHNOLOGY THEY USE TO MAKE FROZEN BURRITOS TO MAKE FROZEN MEXICAN DINNERS. >:

[Seven Force]

If you buy a frozen Mexican dinner, you should thaw him first. I'm sure he has something else on his mind right now besides food. Isn't Mexico a warm weather country? :lol

[HickMan]

GO YOU PENIS

[Sam]

I'm sad because you had to rip off ThisIsWitty to make that joke.

Fucking end yourself and stop ruining this awsome thread. >:

[Seven Force]

No, I ripped off George Carlin.

And burritos aren't awesome.
Pizza is where it's at. :(

[HickMan]

fuck you

fuck your fucking pizza

and fuck frank sinatra

[camacazio]

I HAVE NOW DECIDED MY LUNCH: FROZEN BURRITO TURNED COOKED

[Sam]

I'M GLAD THIS THREAD IS BACK ON TRACK WHERE IT SHOULD BE, AS MY LIFE WAS QUICKLY FALLING INTO SHAMBLES. :(

[Captain Goodtimes]

if i ever have a kid I'll name him/her Shambles.

[Sam]

How about Sam Shambles? :eek

[Seven Force]

Becker Shambles?

[Captain Goodtimes]

How about Sam Shambles? :eek

Shambles Riddles, the name is Danger