Why...

[I am Mexican Jewish]

After watching some random girls walking with very tight-ass pants in my school's cafe, why do they HAVE to wear very tight-ass pants?

Seriously, I can't stop looking at them. :love

And, is that really comfortable for them to wear it?

[GnrySgtHartman]

Seriously, I can't stop looking at them. Me either dude, as for the tight-ass pants thing, well, it's funny to them that we make asses of ourselves trying to use our "patented" pick-up lines.

[Anonymous]

my penis likes vaginas :)

[CaptainBubba]

My penis is confused and wants to die. :(

[I am Mexican Jewish]

My penis is confused and wants to die. :(

You should not eat Viagra Cereal for breakfast. >:

[Matt Harty]

I rub my penis with vagisil

[LegoLars]

i've applied vagisil

[Bod]

Because they don't want to buy bigger sized pants.

[Esuohlim]

This thread makes me sad. Way to go. :(

[Matt Harty]

Just stop crying, it won't bring him back.