NEW MINIMOCK: "THE BISHOP OF BATTLE!"

[Mockery]

Here's my first in-depth horror movie review of the season, "The Bishop of Battle" is one of several scary tales from the "Nightmares" DVD. It features a young, punky Emilio Estevez who is obsessed with beating one video video game. Hope you guys like this one, I'm pretty damned happy with how it turned out.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/boxes/bishopofbattle-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/bishopofbattle)
"THE BISHOP OF BATTLE!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/bishopofbattle

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[thebiggameover]

fucking rad...
:)

[Drev]

If I was stuck in a video game, it's be bubble bobble :D

[ArrowX]

Fuckin Eh

[FS]

:lol that was great, as was Emilio Estevez. He made some uh, interesting movies. Charlie Sheen? pfft.

[Anonymous]

He never beat it :tear

[Anonymous]

Oh, and you think with all the references to that jersey kid that you'd have seen him pop out or something.

[McClain]

Where do you find these movies?

[Mockery]

In my childhood memories. :tear

[mubert]

Review a cool movie again!! ! ! ! !!! !11 11 1

[Helm]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/bishopofbattle/9.jpg http://www.sylpher.com/helm/phones.png

I win.


Also I remembered this awesome camp movie I saw when I was 10 or whatever that's on the same 'Video Game Champ' vein. I don't know what it's called, but I'll describe the fragments of plot that have stayed with me through the years and hopefully one of you will help me track down this amazing movie.

Ok, there's a kid who's amazing at video games. But he can't play anymore because - get this - every time he looks at the screen of an arcade, he sees reflected in them his memory of when he was making out with some girl and her father walked in on them or something. Anyway, he's still considered legend in the video game scene (sic). I don't remember how, somebody calls him out to a duel. And he has to overcome his shady memories and play like he never played before. That's basically it. Also I remember this fat slob that was also awesome in video games. He was a friend of the protagonist. When he's called out to a duel, he opts to eat a sandwitch for the first 2 minutes of his game time, resulting in the loss of two lives. But never fear! he finishes up with his meal and then grabs the arcade sticks and beats that other guy with just his last life. I remember them playing Ms Pacman or something.

Anyway, that's all I remember. I'm hoping rog or someone else might have seen this little 80s gem and can give me a name 'cause I really want to see this again. So, any of that stuff ring a bell?

[kahljorn]

Take that yugioh trading card game!

[Father §p@z]

If I was stuck in a video game, it's be bubble bobble :D
FF6 or Crystalis.

[hix1122]

If I was stuck in a video game, it wouldnt be a dateing sim.....Id be reaped by a tenticle monster

[hix1122]

crap it will not let me edit... Now I look like a retard.....

[mubert]

Yep.

[EisigerBiskuit]

i'd prolly want to be stuck in Mario Sunshine for the rest of my life.
It's pretty much the afterlife, with paint and confusing platform puzzles.

[Jixby Phillips]

if i could get stuck in a video game it would be rosemarry's baby because i want to eat pudding and get raped by satan

[Jixby Phillips]

hey wait a second thats not a video game lol thats a MOVIE and why would you want to get raped?? lol

[Anonymous]

crap it will not let me edit... Now I look like a retard.....

You looked like a retard long before you posted that, don't worry about it fucktard.

:lol