what will happen to imockery when *gulp* rog is gone

[payne]

yes what will happen on the sad day when rog dies what will happen to this site????

[mubert]

We wont have the Internet then. If it continues to stay up in like 2040, he'll eventually have to realize that 60 year olds arent fucking funny.

[ThisIsWitty]

JESUS CHRIST STOP BREATHING ALREADY DON'T MAKE ME GET THE FUCKING TOOTHPICKS BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME YOU FILTHY CUNT WART

[EisigerBiskuit]

when rog is dead I'll finnally be able to win more contests. I lost to a fucking AOL CD Shooter how gay is that!?!?

[payne]

no more tooth picks noooo but 60 yr olds r funny when they scream random things and runs around naked in public

[ThisIsWitty]

Leave my friends alone man just dont even press taht button

[Evil Robot]

No Mupert, your last statment was fualty as well as incorrect. The future will hold a localized jihad was that, at first, won't seem as far reaching as the present leadership would have planed for. The following events will take place in chronological order as follows:

1) A large message board such as www.UticaRavers.com or that stupid ass howard stern site will be attacked by a small rebel group using reputation suicide methods in which a seemingly inteligent person(s) foregoes all common sense and makes people doubt the continued progression of world society.

2) The moderators of said site will consult thier parent company, "Clear Channel Corporation" for the methodology of dealing with this "uprising".

3) After launching several propaganda attacks and claiming that the NY state troopers have been contacted and really do give a flying fuck, the rebel internet militiamen will have thier IPs banned from utica raver's message board.

4) The rebel cleric Al Sadr will urge the people of Iraq to abandon their contempt for the interim I-mockery moderators and take to the streets to qoute "terrorize the enemy".

5) Numerous small battles wil be fought mostly in the poverty stricken areas of the internet until finally, Al Sadr decides that his policy of quietism is doing nothing more then driving his followers deeper into despair aganst an unrelnting army which is under the impression that it is doing good by the nation it aquired from the spoils of war.

6) Al Sadr will relenquish control of his internet militia and denounce the concept of islamic rule in his idea of a fair democracy.

7) In the confusion, the despotic ruler and warlord "Jixby Phillips" will take full legal control over the I-Mockery.com and I-Mockery.net domain names, as stipulated in Roger's last will and testement.

8) Jixby phillips will not have the money to run the website and the domains will be purchased by Clear Channel Corporation and turned into a Howard stern message board.

[EisigerBiskuit]

what the hell are you blabbing on about? we were talking about serious shit, not propaganda

[Jixby Phillips]

i'm gonna kkill you

[Evil Robot]

Oh, yer gonna kill me? I'm the one with the bomb here.

[mubert]

:x

[Evil Robot]

EisigerBiskuit? I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Iv'e been pulling the elitism card very liberally over the past few years nowt I must once again dig it out. You are an unkown person here and I find you to be extremely stereotypical of "new people".

Please retort, as thats what new people always do.

BTW you can't beat me at an internet argument, I've been doing this for quite a few years now and I have become savy to your kind.

[mubert]

ITS SAVVY YOU MISERABLE SHIT.

[Evil Robot]

Holy shit this is way to funny, correcting peoples missplellings is the #1 stereotype thing new people do when the shit hits the fan.
Next your going to say something the the order of "...if its not important enough to spell corectly, its not important at all...".

[EisigerBiskuit]

EisigerBiskuit? I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Iv'e been pulling the elitism card very liberally over the past few years nowt I must once again dig it out. You are an unkown person here and I find you to be extremely stereotypical of "new people".

Please retort, as thats what new people always do.

BTW you can't beat me at an internet argument, I've been doing this for quite a few years now and I have become savy to your kind.
whats an internet argument?

[Evil Robot]

EisigerBiskuit? I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Iv'e been pulling the elitism card very liberally over the past few years nowt I must once again dig it out. You are an unkown person here and I find you to be extremely stereotypical of "new people".

Please retort, as thats what new people always do.

BTW you can't beat me at an internet argument, I've been doing this for quite a few years now and I have become savy to your kind.
whats an internet argument?

See how I'm quoting you? It's a good thing we do this becuase nobody ever reads threads in chronological order.
I should mention that this is step 2; asking somebody to explain an insult as if you wan't me to believe I fucked up and it made no sense.

BTW, this is an internet argument you oblivious sack of gay.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Does Madmax have a shell?

[Evil Robot]

No, this is step 3. People believe mad max has some kind of carapace. NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT THE FUCK, "DOES MAD MAX HAVE A SHELL" SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[EisigerBiskuit]

I wish you had a sense of humour. I also wish I could use edit so I can make new messages instead of constantly posting

[Evil Robot]

You want to edit instead of posting a new message? You have missed a key concept here.
Unless you want to go back and change what you wrote to make my responses look bad, in which case I totaly choose you. For the next two months I will actively seek you out and deride you for all the world to see. I dont think you can last that long, I think you have ADD and your going to loose intrest very quickly.

[Anonymous]

This is step 4. Mentioning my name in vain is like summoning up a fucking demon from the depths of hell, where upon I create havok on the mortal world for a little while until I'm sufficiently amused.

Biskcuit: You're a goddamn fucktard who needs to just shut the fuck up and quit proving you're a living reason of why fathers shouldn't be fucking their daughters.

:lol

[EisigerBiskuit]

omg it worked!

[mubert]

High five.

[Evil Robot]

Two months, then goodbye. Your no different the the rest of 'em.
EisigerBiskuit, what the fuck, when you registered you didn't give much thought to your name since you knew you were only going to post one message to somebody who insulted something you like. But now that I started trouble you, ya can't leave. Your temporarily addicted to me (and everyone else here who berates you.).
Tomorrow you will find yourself thinking about witty combacks to post once you get home, the hair on the back of your neck will stand up and a chill will run through your spine when you think of me. Then you'l realize the extension cord for your vibrator frayed out and that spinal chill is just your crotch is getting electrocuted.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Shut the fuck up. If it is seriously that important to you that we have to keep backing up onto posts, then I'll fucking stop. If your so fucking credited why are you shitbagging me?
Seriously, this is fucking over, because it never started.

bitch

[Evil Robot]

I'm "shitbagging" you because at the moment, because I have nothing better to do. It's very simple, you do a horrible at everything, and I'm rich and succesfull. Until I work up the motivation to get my laazy ass to the bar, I'm gonna sit here, get drunk, and exponeltialy lower your self esteem through any means possible.
Capiche?

[Crying Baby Jesus]

boo

[EisigerBiskuit]

I wonder why rog hasn't said anything about him dying.
maybe McClain will take over
:(

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Please shut your mouth or stop moving your fingers.

[Anonymous]

Please shut your mouth or stop moving your fingers.

He probably could if you got your dick out of it and told him to stop shoving his index digit up your ass, porky.

:lol

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Nuh'uh!

[Anonymous]

Rog doesn't read these forms. I'd know, I'm on his computer right now.

[EisigerBiskuit]

I would call you a liar, but then again, you don't.
Where is rog?

YOU KILLED HIM DIDNT YOU

[Anonymous]

We're visiting partially because I'm putting together his new computer and partially because of his massive cock.

[mubert]

You guys old friends? Cause I think that it would be incredibly awkward to meet someone that you meet over the net, especially if he's a local celebrity.

[glowbelly]

:lol what the fuck? rog is just a guy who runs a website.

[pjalne]

We're visiting partially because I'm putting together his new computer and partially because of his massive cock.

Did he get a good one?

Computer, not cock.

[mubert]

Now glowbelly, I almost worship RoG as someone who runs an incredibly simple life, but who also runs a giant ass site, with many friends. Now, if I wernt riding his cock so much, I would actually go into things I dislike about this site and him, but you know.

[glowbelly]

don't address me as your peer.

i've met rog too. that puts me in the elite with chojin, AM I RIGHT GUYS?

[mubert]

...I never called you my peer.

[glowbelly]

i never said you did, mr. dribblies.

[Mike]

Wow lady, that was some comeback.

[Seven Force]

:lol

[Terra]

bitch

ha ha now your taking my name in vain and here i am do you know what kind of serious shit your going to be in if you keep calling my name out like this i tell you these noobs have got to learn their place in the world am i right guys hey is rog okay he isn't going to die or anything is he hey guys

[Ftang Ftang Olay OLay]

clicking your heels 3 times then fucking yourself wouldn't have the same effect by any chance would it???

[Terra]

It only works when you want me to watch you. Otherwise the "bitch" evocation works wonders if you need active participation from me.

[Anonymous]

OKAY GUYS BIG UPDATE I AM BACK HE SHOWED ME THE SECRET I-MOCK TREEHOUSE AND WE THREW ROCKS AT ALL THE NEWBS HA HA IT IS GOOD TO BE KING

[Jixby Phillips]

I can't beleive that chojin is *gulp* friends with rog

[Anonymous]

It's hard to fight through the crowds of photographers just to get in his door :<

[Captain Goodtimes]

the price of fame

[Carnivore]

I've met Rog a couple times and stayed over his house for a few nights last time I visited. I was thoroughly unimpressed with him. Thoroughly! >:

[Anonymous]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/mockers/Carnivore01.gif

[EisigerBiskuit]

that's going as my desktop > tile

[Lotida]

WHY? :/

[mubert]

I can't beleive that chojin is *gulp* friends with rog

You should battle her for RoG's respect. I put 50$ on Jixby the bread man, with his world-famous attack "I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT DECAPITATE"

[glowbelly]

i met rog, too. can i join in on this silly girl slap fight?

[Jixby Phillips]

You should battle her for RoG's respect. I put 50$ on Jixby the bread man, with his world-famous attack "I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT DECAPITATE"

shut up :x

[Dr. V]

RoG will never die, he is infinate. He is an immortal energry ball.

[mubert]

i met rog, too. can i join in on this silly girl slap fight?

In all seriousness, I wouldnt risk it. You might get bread-n-buttered by Jixby, and Chojin will music you to death.

[Anonymous]

I hate to break it to everyone, but when Rog dies we ALL cease to exist.

You see I-Mockery is just a figment of Rog imagination, someplace he created at a very young age due to some traumatic experience. His permanent stay at the current asylum he's at, isn't very nice either, so he stays in his creation. The various people represent various thoughts and parts of his brain. And obviously with all the fighting that goes on here, its very apparent that Rog has LOTS of inner conflict in his mind. Some of these creations have become so "real" to him that he actually believes to have met some of them in person, (Of course these "figments" also believe this) which of course cannot be the case, seeing that he's strapped to a table under heavy sedation.

So its everyone's best interest to not bring this subject up again, the very stress of this post or thought may cause this little world to come to an e..........

[Seven Force]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......... .

*pops out of existance*

[Anonymous]

Don't toy with my hopes and dreams like that.

[mubert]

JUST GET IT OVER WIHT AND FUCK HIM :|

[Anonymous]

IT'S RAININ' MEN!

FAT MEN WHO TRY TO MESSAGE ME ON MSN :lol

[Seven Force]

:lol

Rainin' fat men would be dangerous. I'd stay my ass inside.

[Anonymous]

:lol

Rainin' fat men would be dangerous. I'd stay my ass inside.

If it was rainin' fat men, you wouldn't be inside, you'd be falling out of the fucking sky, you chubby fucktard.

:lol

[Seven Force]

ZING!

[mubert]

IT'S RAININ' MEN!

FAT MEN WHO TRY TO MESSAGE ME ON MSN :lol
:bow

[payne]

wtf??? all i ask is what will happen and i get this shit all i can say is wtf??