Lactose intolerant people

[FartinMowler]

shut up >: and you stupid kids that can't eat nut products. I don't remember anyone having a problem when I was a kid, so suck it up and eat the stuff and maybe you will grow some balls and eat food that is good for you.

[MetalMilitia]

lol lactose intollerant people cant drink/eat dairy products like milk and cheese not nuts.

[MetalMilitia]

oooops just noticed the 'and in "shut up and". nm im a dunbass.

[Spectre X]

My sister is allergic to peanuts.

So allergic in fact, that if she would eat just a few she could die.

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[hawaiian mage]

Something has to be done about these nut allergies, I agree.

These fuckers keep passing on the god damned recessive aliel and pretty soon all of our children will die if there were just one freak peanut factory explosion.

I mean, hell, what kind of position would we be in if all of us were deathly alergic to peanuts while the foreign countries that take CARE of those alergic sons of bitches can eat peanuts with increadible ease? They could walk on into America unarmed except with a bag of planters peanuts and throw them at people while eating them themselves. The terrorists would have us in no time! (and you all know we'll still be fighting the war on terror 5 generations from now so don't even try and pull that card.)

This requires constant unsolicited peanut injections. Any one that can't handle the nuts DESERVES to die! Horribly and painfully, with lots of swelling!

They've already removed the Snickers from the vending machines at school. How much longer are we going to PUT UP with this!?

[Esuohlim]

Why stop there when you could add another five unnecessary paragraphs to that one joke? :eek

[Seven Force]

I don't know...that was pretty funny IMO.

Then again, i'm really really bored today.

[mubert]

I'm just glad that I can still eat a chocolate chip-walnut cookie.

[Pub Lover]

Something has... (Stupidly Long Post) ...with this!?
You should also weed out all the stupid fucksthat happen to be allergic to Anthrax. :blah