I AM A MURDERER

[Anonymous]

http://img10.paintedover.com/uploads/10/fuckuflies.jpg

:picklehat

[Anonymous]

Don't mind that picture in the back, loves.

[Dole]

You would think if one of them sees twenty of his mates stuck there, screaming 'Get back, its a trap!' they might get the idea.

[Anonymous]

The fuckfaces have been asking for it. Ever since last week there have been TONS of the assholes around and I drew the line when they decided to kamikaze my beverages.

They're slow, too, so you can just catch them in your hand and then slap them on there. It's also funny to moosh their faces in it after they first get stuck.

[the_dudefather]

my 100% accurity theory regarding flies and a nations power:

"the more you care about getting rid of flies the better your country is"

example: USA - flie enters house, owner gets angry, goes on rampage trying to kill fly, buys cans of insect repellent and fumigates house.

ephipodia - person has 12 flies on face and doesnt give a shit.

its called 'Dudefathers law of fly interloping'

[MetalMilitia]

:lol you make a good point.

[Terra]

Screens help keep the rampage down somewhat. You missed a few. Not all of those flies have their little heads smushed in.

But it is a cool fly apocalyptic picture.

[Skulhedface]

Bug zappers have that unique novelty to them, but indeed there are no opportunities to smash their faces into gunk...

...well, there IS, but one would assume the pain oneself feels is probably just as bad if you mash your finger against a bugzapper.

Kind of reminds me of that old Sega commercial.

[Zhukov]

We get flies as big as rabbits here, and bees as big as whales.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

and bullshit as deep as a canyon.....

[Burger Lord]

..sniff.....I love my bug zapper....

[Zero As A Limit]

I wouldn't say that makes you a murderer.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, fly paper just makes you guilty of negligent homicide.

[ernasty10050]

why is it in your bathroom

[Anonymous]

Yeah, cause we keep CDs and posters in our bathroom.

[ernasty10050]

LOL I THOUGHT THAT WAS TOILET PAPER :PARTY

[Anonymous]

You are so lucky I can't ban people unless they post saucy centerfolds of their mother.

[the[Hitman]]

Honestly, why in the hell is that poster anywhere in your house.

[Anonymous]

Because it goes great next to the poster of the caveman getting head.

[FS]

GO DOWN, AARON

[the[Hitman]]

Thats honestly pretty fucked up.

[ThisIsWitty]

YELLOW CONDOM OF DOOM

[Scorn the Terrible]

It's.... it's so tragic. Why did they have to do that to themselves? Why didn't they run away when they had the chance? The wholesale slaughter of the ignorant insects...

Such is the essence of war.

[Hyper Tonik]

Flies deserve to die, they do nothing more then sit around and eat shit, and other horrible smelling things all day. Not unlike several people I know.