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Astador
Sep 13th, 2004, 03:03 PM
I'm 16, managed to survive puberty, grew hair in all the weird places, but lil' Astador well...He stayed little, are their any things I can do to make him decide to grow?
MetalMilitia
Sep 13th, 2004, 03:11 PM
hmmm.. some sort of elaborate pulley system could work.
FS
Sep 13th, 2004, 03:14 PM
show it to girls!
FartinMowler
Sep 13th, 2004, 03:34 PM
Wear really small underwear :/
Seven Force
Sep 13th, 2004, 04:02 PM
Who goes to a fucking message board and asks shit like this?

WHO?!

:(
Astador
Sep 13th, 2004, 04:10 PM
Hmm a pulley system, could work, however I was thinking of using a tried and true African method of stretching one's manhood, by weights or by piercing, only problem is the wang then ends up lookin like a long worm.

And...I apparently did, shoot me if it's necessary, but tell Tilly I loved her.
HickMan
Sep 13th, 2004, 04:30 PM
Jack off A LOT.
Anonymous
Sep 13th, 2004, 04:52 PM
Your parents lied to you fucktard, that's your clit you're stretching out, you dumb bitch.

:lol
HickMan
Sep 13th, 2004, 04:56 PM
:o CLIT
Astador
Sep 13th, 2004, 05:48 PM
You, sir, are a veritable gynocologist.
Seven Force
Sep 13th, 2004, 05:58 PM
I am the CLIT COMMANDER! :eek
ThisIsWitty
Sep 13th, 2004, 06:10 PM
Lie: "I am the CLIT COMMANDER"

Fact: You are a fucking homoqueer
Seven Force
Sep 13th, 2004, 06:19 PM
You're such a clit! :lol
The Retro Kat
Sep 13th, 2004, 07:30 PM
OH, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT UR PENIS, THAT'S GROSS, TINY MCPECKERSON CLITMOORE III
Astador
Sep 13th, 2004, 08:58 PM
Can I get a reach around?
Terra
Sep 13th, 2004, 09:58 PM
That's recommended if you want to wipe your ass but if your reaching around for anything else, it's a useless gesture.
Astador
Sep 13th, 2004, 10:37 PM
Useless to you but to some of us it's one of the fundamental exercises in life.

And therefore I end my first foray into this forum with:

"Who is John Galt?"
The Retro Kat
Sep 13th, 2004, 10:38 PM
FUKKING SICK
mubert
Sep 13th, 2004, 10:44 PM
HAHAHAH THATS A CHEAT FOR WARCRAFT III
The Retro Kat
Sep 13th, 2004, 11:12 PM
U FAT FUCKING NERDBAG
Helm
Sep 14th, 2004, 08:55 AM
This new person was good. Come back!
Raize
Sep 14th, 2004, 12:17 PM
My roommate had a small package too. It was partially because he was extremely fat. The other reason I think had to do with the case of teh ghey that he caught. At least he had a tight arsehole.
Anonymous
Sep 14th, 2004, 12:37 PM
And a roommate who stared at his package.
Skulhedface
Sep 14th, 2004, 06:29 PM
Yea, wait a minute. If he's 'teh ghey', why are you looking at his package?

There ain't postage stamps or Weird Ed's plans (unless your roommate's name was Weird Ed) in there, son.
The One and Only...
Sep 14th, 2004, 08:27 PM
"Who is John Galt?"

Sadly, Rand has a bigger penis than you do.
Anonymous
Sep 14th, 2004, 09:26 PM
At least he had a tight arsehole.

And you knew this because you got your tongue stuck when you were rimming him I suppose?

:lol
Astador
Sep 14th, 2004, 09:37 PM
"Who is John Galt?"

Sadly, Rand has a bigger penis than you do.

Exhuming corpses form their graves is wrong! Stop necrophilia now!

Fatass.
Dole
Sep 15th, 2004, 09:22 AM
Fatass

:lol
Sethomas
Sep 15th, 2004, 02:52 PM
Rand sucks.
Big McLargehuge
Sep 15th, 2004, 03:07 PM
no shit
FS
Sep 15th, 2004, 03:14 PM
WHO IS JOHN GALT?
Big McLargehuge
Sep 15th, 2004, 03:21 PM
i don't know, but he won't share his pudding :(
The One and Only...
Sep 15th, 2004, 04:01 PM
Fatass.

This coming from tiny penis man who has never seen me.
kellychaos
Sep 15th, 2004, 04:10 PM
I've never laughed this hard in a long time: LINK (http://www.teenangstpoetry.com/poems/)
Astador
Sep 15th, 2004, 11:58 PM
Wow those are um...Pretty stupid their, kellychaos.

Makes me feel kinda special though.

Tingly in the pants as it were.

:dunce
kellychaos
Sep 16th, 2004, 04:10 PM
Those ARE pretty stupid their.
ernasty10050
Sep 16th, 2004, 04:14 PM
yeah, watch your spelling, astador, or you'll be kicked off this site faster than that bad movie with eddie murphy was taken from theaters
kellychaos
Sep 16th, 2004, 04:40 PM
Hey! Hey! Peace! One love, yo! :(
liquidstatik
Sep 17th, 2004, 11:42 AM
This thread never had a point, did it. :(
Seven Force
Sep 17th, 2004, 01:39 PM
He wanted his penis bigger.

I wish it didn't have a point. :(
hawaiian mage
Sep 17th, 2004, 01:55 PM
This thread, or his penis?
kellychaos
Sep 17th, 2004, 04:13 PM
He's got the scars on his buttocks to prove it. You're going to poke an eye out with that kid!
Astador
Sep 17th, 2004, 06:54 PM
I concede defeat to kellychaos, his sharp wit and keen eye force me to hang my head in shame and cry.

Then again, I'm going to go celebrate my maleness, which sadly it can't. One day though kelly! Keep saving for that operation!
ernasty10050
Sep 17th, 2004, 06:59 PM
you're such a better noob than me, astador :)
EisigerBiskuit
Sep 17th, 2004, 07:17 PM
my penis shrinks when it gets scared
i must be scared a lot :(
Seven Force
Sep 17th, 2004, 08:19 PM
Then don't talk to the girls anymore if they frighten you so much.
Astador
Sep 17th, 2004, 09:03 PM
you're such a better noob than me, astador :)

I get an award, right?
Skulhedface
Sep 17th, 2004, 11:37 PM
Sure. You win the coveted "I'm Just a Slight Bit More Likely To Make Skulhedface Stick A Rusty Roto- Rooter Covered In Barb Wire Into His Sphincter Because It's Less Painful Than Reading My Posts" award.
MetalMilitia
Sep 18th, 2004, 06:24 AM
:lol
Captain Goodtimes
Sep 18th, 2004, 06:57 AM
Patty your the mayonaisse for me.

Woe woe woe, woe woe woe, woe woe woe woooooe
kellychaos
Sep 18th, 2004, 12:44 PM
I concede defeat to kellychaos, his sharp wit and keen eye force me to hang my head in shame and cry.

Then again, I'm going to go celebrate my maleness, which sadly it can't. One day though kelly! Keep saving for that operation!

Falling back on a veteran technique like irony. A brash move. I think you just might make it, kid.