Watch out!

[Hobo Renee]

Holy fucking shit, Pantitude is here!!!

[LNSICPantitude]

indeed.

[mburbank]

You're the girl persona, right?

[LNSICPantitude]

indeed again. though i'm no persona. i married that story tellin' fool last month.

[mburbank]

Does that mean I must abandone the pretense you are a single, conflicted person with gender issues?

Did you get good presents even though there was only one of you? hen you arrived at your honeymoon destination was the desk clerk surpried to find only one of you? Have both your selves begun to feel the approaching dread that even self marriage is not all it's cracked up to be, that there are no true soul mates, even ourselves?

Congratulations. Now have children.

[LNSICPantitude]

um... thank you?

[mburbank]

Yeah. We marrieds are a distinct minority here. I guess I'll stop pretending there's only one of you. I hope you're still in the 'honeymoon' period. Cause it's hell on wheels after that. And that's on a good day. The wife took my left arm off at the shoulder last week. The whole damn arm. Know why she didn't take the right one? Cause I'm left handed.

[LNSICPantitude]

i fear it not.

well, the married part, not the missing limb part.

[mburbank]

take his arm off. He won't be expecting it this early on.

[PSYCHOMAN!]

take his arm off. He won't be expecting it this early on.

Immediate dismemberment is the ultimate sign that you love someone. Ask my Aunt Ruth and Uncle Lefty.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

...This site is a stupid magnet so watch your back fro people like PSYCHOMAN, mubert, sports, and to a lesser extent me.

oh ya and HI!

[James]

Holy fucking shit, Pantitude is here!!!

Thank you for your fascinating input. Without Noob and Black Flag to join you in the fagging fun, it just makes you look even more sad to do this crap all by yourself.

I'd rather see Pantitude post than you.

[ziggytrix]

And while we're giving unsolicited opinions, I'd rather see Renee post than James most any day.

[Anonymous]

Not me. Which is to say that I don't loathe to hear from either one, but Jamesman is usually making fun of someone in his posts, whereas Renee is usually going on about things that apply directly and exclusively to one or two people that live on the other side of the nation from me.

[James]

OK, I will try to please Ziggy by making more posts like Renee.

Hey guys I went shopping today with Zeke and Mitch and look at this bracelet I got! Oh, I'll take pics later am I right Noob? ;)

Hey so this guy over here. Look at him. You see him? Yeah, hahahaha. Come on Black Flag let's listen to Dropkick Murpheys together on our winamps.

I am feeling sad today. Here is a poem someone else wrote but it's like I wrote it because it's just like something I would say. I feel better now.

[Anonymous]

That deserves a slow clap.

[ziggytrix]

Nope, it's nothing to do with the content of the post. I just believe with all my heart that Renee is MUCH MUCH cooler than you even WANT to be! :lol

[bigtimecow]

and to a lesser extent me.

lol arrowx
lol

[Helm]

with my heart of hearts

[James]

Nope, it's nothing to do with the content of the post. I just believe with all my heart that Renee is MUCH MUCH cooler than you even WANT to be! :lol

Renee is about as cool as Avril Lavigne is punk. And you'd be right in that I would NEVER want to be as "cool" as that.

Go suck on her cunt off these boards, k? Seeing your emasculation and pathetic devotion to her honor at the expense of your own genitals makes me feel sorry for you, and I don't want to feel that way.

[hawaiian mage]

One time Renee choked a man to death with her bare hands.

Then she started pumping on his chest and brought him back to life.

With those same hands...

[Helm]

Go suck on her cunt off these boards, k?

Fuck you, Jamesman. Why don't you go suck Terra's cunt off the boards then? She's one of the worst people posting here and you're all over her tits and she's great to talk to and wah wah I need some pussy will you please help me wahh. Don't make me come over there and punch you in the kidneys.

[James]

Oh, hey. Heaven forbid I make a comment about someone I consider a friend being told in explicit detail how someone wants to kill them. Which, while we're on the subject, you certainly are a well-adjusted little monkey, aren't you? I know everyone loves you and all, I can't say I've ever had a reason to hold any sort of grudge against you, but seriously, fuck you, you wannabe psychopath. Either get some help, or follow through on your deviant fantasies so that people might actually think you as something more than an anti-social Trenchcoat Mafia initiate trapped inside a shaved ape to be laughed at, you irritating little sissy faggot.

You wanna make physical threats? Back them up instead of hiding behind the assumption I won't call you on it. I'm not gonna say "I'll fuck you up" or some shit like that. I don't care if you "punch me in the kidneys" or not. Say that shit, come here, and do it. I dare you.

[Big McLargehuge]

YEAH HELM, STEP UP OR SHUT UP.

[FS]

This is good, we're all communicating.

[Dole]

James, you bitter fucking loser hypocrite, shut up.

[LNSICPantitude]

how does any of this apply to me?

oh yeah, it doesn't. so let's wrap it up now.

[HNICPantitude]

Lets just call a spade a spade... When we left, this place fell to shit.

[glowbelly]

i bet you never REALLY left. i bet you were all those horrific "characters." you were pretending to bring the boards down so when you came back it would appear to be glorious again.

I JUST BET >:

[HNICPantitude]

No we were gone for real - We bought a house and got married. Been incredible busy. Now we are here..... Once all else falls into place, why not hang out at I-Mockery.net?

[HNICPantitude]

incredibl(y) - wont let me fucking edit >:

[LNSICPantitude]

impending motherhood (congrats by the way) has softened glowbelly. is there a slight implication of the boards being "glorious" now that we're back?

i think there is. shazzam.

[glowbelly]

i'm squishy in the middle, but my legs are rock solid cause i have restless leg syndrome that keeps me up at night (this has developed since i've been pregnant) and the only thing that helps is to fatigue my muscles, so i do like 75 squats every time i wake up to pee (read: every 1-2 hours) so i can get back to sleep.

and i only say glorious because look at the arguments and name calling and finger pointing! that has happened all in one thread in a long time!

[LNSICPantitude]

i wish to be squishy in the middle please.

that was directed at HNIC.

[glowbelly]

be careful what you wish for, milady. the first 3 months of this stuff is NOT pleasant.

[mburbank]

A.) Did something crawl up jamesman's ass and bite down on something inside him and lock it's jaw or was he alsways like that and I never noticed? ACTUAL hatred of people you know only from message board is the distilled essence of sadness.

Oh, and Pantydudes, if I recall correctly the first time you showed up most everybody (not me, I'm contrary) said you were the crest of the wave of crap that was posioning our greatness. Now we look back on that posioning with Nostlagia? Why? Because it's something to do.

Say, there's an idea all you new, worthless poisoners, go away for a year, marry each other and then come back. Then we'll like you.

And don't get squishy in the middle till you're dead certain that's what you want more than anything else. It IS what I wanted more than anything else, which is good, becuase once you have kids the period of your life where you are the star of your movie is so over you're lucky to show up in the credits as gaffer.

[Anonymous]

I think it's funny that Jamesman's the one taking all the heat from this, when it's everyone else that's actually being hateful and making threats.

Not that there's anything wrong with that; This board needs more conflict and less small talk.

[Dole]

Since when does Renee post lots of personal or in-jokey crap on here?? she barely makes new topics once a month or something. There are far more worthy targets than her on here for Jamesmans' virginity-induced textual spams.
Hence the hatin'.

[Anonymous]

Well, apparently you don't read her posts either.

[Dole]

Because there are barely any to read!

[Carnivore]

I was not going to read this thread based on the subject, but I'm glad I did! Definitely "slow clap" worthy stuff here. I actually don't see any posts by anyone I hate in this thread! Amazing.

[Seven Force]

Spoke too soon.

:lol

[glowbelly]

well, i for one, did not see THAT coming.

[ziggytrix]

Renee is about as cool as Avril Lavigne is punk. And you'd be right in that I would NEVER want to be as "cool" as that.

Go suck on her cunt off these boards, k? Seeing your emasculation and pathetic devotion to her honor at the expense of your own genitals makes me feel sorry for you, and I don't want to feel that way.

You GREATLY overestimate my opinion of her worth. I've never spoken to her via PM AIM or anything. I don't even count her as an internet friend really, as I've never even spoken to her, other than a really lame tag-team mockwar where her team hardly even participated.

You are mistaken in thinking that I was extoling her virtue. Rather, I was condemning your sucktitude. Your obnoxious attempts at mockery and annoying whines against "vets who whine about the old days" have me seriously questioning my desire to be nicer to people in general.

To make this as brief as I may at this point: Jamesman, shut the fuck up.

[Hobo Renee]

Okay, remember when everyone hated pantitude like uh 2 years ago or whenever that was. I was making a joke about that. Anyway, it's kind of (imensely) retarded that the sentence "holy fucking shit, pantitude is here!" could cause someone to point out how annoying they think I am. Sorry if you're webcam girl found out that you look like white trash james. I was kind of busy getting drunk with hippies at the time. Bye.

[glowbelly]

pantitude brings out the best in all of us :D

[hawaiian mage]

Max is right. All you people that constantly hear "Go away, no one likes you" listen up. Back in the day, when I first came here, no one liked me at all. Then I left for two years and look what happed.

EVERY ONE STARTED LIKING ME.

So take our advice: leave for a really long time and don't come back for years. People will like you better. It's proven with empirical evidence (as you can see.)

[HNICPantitude]

We try.

To be quite honest, we're just as fun-loving in real life too!

[Hobo Renee]

Also, if you want to prove that you're a man, refer to girls and their bodies parts as cunts because it really proves how macho you are by degrading women with hate words.

[HNICPantitude]

Why in the hell would anyone care if anyone here liked them? We had to be on the top 5 most hated list of all i-mockery time, and we just kept coming back. Without conflict, life is a bore.

[Black Flag]

i love how i'm somehow involved in this

[mburbank]

A.) I think it's fantastic the Hobo's nondescript initial post has led to this fun thread.

B.) Chojin, I will so fucking cut you.

[Anonymous]

YOU WANNA GO??? YOU WANNA THROW DOWN??? THE INTERNET GLOVES ARE COMING OFF, MISTER! YOU'VE GOT ME SO UPSET I'M BREAKING OUT IN HIVES AND UNABLE TO JOIN THE MILITARY!

[Terra]

. Why don't you go suck Terra's cunt off the boards then?

Now we're getting somewhere. The line forms over here...












No stang for Helm though. You have some major passive/agressive puss issues, doooood.

[James]

This is fantastic, and I mean it. This is probably the best thread since FS' adventure game. Which I tried to do my own of and it got removed

A.) Did something crawl up jamesman's ass and bite down on something inside him and lock it's jaw or was he alsways like that and I never noticed? ACTUAL hatred of people you know only from message board is the distilled essence of sadness.

Actual hatred. Oh yes, I've over here cutting "KILL RENEE" into my penis because I hate her so much. Actually, I can only get "KIL," partly because it really hurts, and partly because I'm running out of room.

Anyway, I'm so glad to know that Therapist Mad Max Burbank is able to come to the conclusion that all this is GREATLY influencing my life off of these boards. I thought I was hiding it pretty well, but he knows how I'm gritting my teeth as I lay in bed at night, thinking about how I want to kil Helm, Dole, Ziggy, Renee, and Gene Snitsky. Damn you for seeing right through to my SOUL, Max!

PS - Glad to see you could join us outside of the Politics forum. Hey, when you can spare some time from battling wits with Ronnie (which takes more time than it should, I'll have you know), maybe you can write about more children's asses.

Since when does Renee post lots of personal or in-jokey crap on here?? she barely makes new topics once a month or something. There are far more worthy targets than her on here for Jamesmans' virginity-induced textual spams.
Hence the hatin'.

Since when does anyone do anything? All it takes is one or two posts to cement an idea into people's heads to use against them at later dates (as this thread provides ample evidence for). I simply made a comment against Renee and it took off from there. Besides, as was said, you obviously seemed to miss the sporadic times Renee does choose to grace us with her presence. Oh, and great play on the virgin card. You sure got my number there, and I must learn to do one of those anime faces with the huge sweat drop and the pupils appear without the rest of the eye. Once I do that, I can show you JUST HOW BADLY I HAVE BEEN SERVED.

I was not going to read this thread based on the subject, but I'm glad I did! Definitely "slow clap" worthy stuff here. I actually don't see any posts by anyone I hate in this thread! Amazing.

:)

You are mistaken in thinking that I was extoling her virtue. Rather, I was condemning your sucktitude. Your obnoxious attempts at mockery and annoying whines against "vets who whine about the old days" have me seriously questioning my desire to be nicer to people in general.

I must be some kind of special if I can cause you to re-evaluate your choice of treatment to the rest of the world. And Max wants to claim I have actual hatred? Well, at the end of the day, I'm not thinking about how Ziggy told me to shut up, and having it cause me to go hate the rest of the world. So I must be doing something right if I mean that much to you. Or your world is just small and pitiful to be completely rattled to its foundation by me. Or you're just using some of that exaggerating I hear so much about.

And my annoying whines. I made one thread and haven't even replied to the fucking thing. Yes, it must be this exaggerating I hear so much about. I can't believe you could be this stupid unless you were doing it on purpose.

Sorry if you're webcam girl found out that you look like white trash james. I was kind of busy getting drunk with hippies at the time. Bye.

Some of that evidence I referred to, earlier. The hilarious thing is how you try to take a stab at me, but then you just turn around and say something so incredibly fascinating - In the way that seeing a Harlequinn Baby for the first time is fascinating - That it all just gets turned around for me to laugh at you and your drunk hippies. Kind of like when I made fun of my penis up there. And SPEAKING OF GENITALS...

Also, if you want to prove that you're a man, refer to girls and their bodies parts as cunts because it really proves how macho you are by degrading women with hate words.

I'm not proving I'm a man. I'm just proving you're a cunt. I'm not degrading other women, because they're not cunts. I'm just milking this word like a mutant cow teat because it's so simple and yet so effective against you. It's like Internet Yeast, and I'm getting the rise out of you that I find very amusing. A word is only as offensive as you let it be. And if you continue to acknowledge the word to be that of extraordinary offense, then all you're doing is continuing to feed the power to the word. You're basically SUPPORTING the use of the word Cunt as a top-tier insult to women, and I think that's more offensive than my use of the word ever could be.

[Black Flag]

how very brawl hall

[hawaiian mage]

Everyone GET OUT OF THIS THREAD he's gunna QUOTE US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

DUCK AND COVER!!!!!

[Helm]

Hey james, come out of the fucking house, do you hear me? You're getting your ass kicked AND you're playing for these airline tickets >: I can hear you in there I can hear you typing on your keyboard you fucking sissy come out and let's settle this like real men! You say I need help but I don't think I'll need any help kicking your fucking ass from here to uh, where are we? Is this Jersey? Hah I just saw you peeking out of the window ouch what the fuck? Is that your face? I don't think I can punch you in the face now it would be all gross but hey THE KIDNEY PUNCH IS STILL ON YOU FAGGOT COME OUT I'M GONNA CAMP OUT HERE ME MY LAPTOP AND I'M GONNA KILL YOUR DOG, YOU SHIT >:

[Hobo Renee]

Thats hot.

[Dole]

Yup James, play the 'ha it was all a big joke and you all fell for it' card. Thats never been done here before :rolleyes

[James]

Where the hell are you even pulling that from, Dole?

[Dole]

I couldnt be arsed to read your post. :posh I assumed thats what you were doing. Choose from these generic responses and apply whichever is applicable:

James, calm the fuck down!

Jesus James, were you fucking crying when you typed that??

Fair point James, you argued yourself out of that one in a fair and reasonable way.*

You see? You've just proved my point.


*Obviously this option is beyond the realms of possibility.

[LNSICPantitude]

does james = jamesman? is this the same person from back in the day?

if so... what a bunch of poo.

god save me for saying this but.... i agree with dole. i can't read that drivel either. anything in a thread about pantitude that's longer than 2 or 3 sentences makes zero sense. it just dries my contacts out and causes double vision.

if you're going to write paragraph after paragraph and start quoting people, shouldn't you write about something that actually matters like a social or political agenda you're interested in.... or a video game?

[mburbank]

"Damn you for seeing right through to my SOUL, Max!"
-James

Don't hate me for being beautiful. It's what I do, cupcake.

Oh, and Chojin, oh no you di-int. That's what I'm talking about.

[James]

god save me for saying this but.... i agree with dole. i can't read that drivel either. anything in a thread about pantitude that's longer than 2 or 3 sentences makes zero sense. it just dries my contacts out and causes double vision.

It's not my fault that everyone started posting while I was gone. I had to address it all, and I didn't feel like making post after post. In cases such as this, I suggest that each person simply find their name, and read the section that applies to them. If you do not see your name, read paragraphs 3 and 1, in that order.

[mburbank]

Say, that's what I did!

[LNSICPantitude]

foolish.

[HNICPantitude]

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[HNICPantitude]

Oh - for fuck's sake - let me edit my own posts

[Helm]

No.

[nothing4buddha]

i think james needs a hug :(

[Anonymous]

i think jamesman needs an award