Bopunker's Hilarious Jokes Thread!!

[Bopunker]

Outraged customer: "This cat you sold me is absolutely useless."

Petshop owner: "What's wrong with it? It looks alright to me."

Outraged customer: "When you sold it to me you promised it would be a good cat for mice, yet everytime it sees a mouse it runs away and hides."

Petshop owner: "Well isn't that a good cat for mice?"


Hahahaha! More hilarious jokes coming up! :)

[Bopunker]

Customer: "Is this spray good for green fly?"

Shopkeeper: "I'm afraid not, sir. It kills them stone dead!"


Ahahah, it kills me. More hilarious jokes on the way! :)

[executioneer]

:(

[Bopunker]

Policeman: "Have you permission to play your fiddle here?"

Musician: "No, officer."

Policeman: "Well in that case I must ask you to accompany me."

Musician: "Certainly - and what are you going to sing?"



Heheheheahahahah :)

[Bopunker]

Woman: "And how do you like being married to a boxer?"

Other woman: "It's not too good. Every morning I have to count to ten before I can get him up!"

:):):):):):)

[Bopunker]

Employer: "We want a responsible man for this job."

Applicant: "Well, I guess I'm your man. In all the other jobs I've worked at, whenever anything went wrong, they told me I was responsible."

[MetalMilitia]

Those almost make 'whats brown and sticky......a stick' funny.

[Supafly345]

Wow bopunker! Those sure are some hilarious jokes! Do you have a joke of the day email service I could sign up to?

[AChimp]

My favourite joke was the one about Bopunker being banned. :lol

[Captain Goodtimes]

http://www.bobhope.com/graphics/dearprezscan.jpg

[Anonymous]

Hey, what do you call a banned shitcunt?



Bopunker!

[Crying Baby Jesus]

lol

[Emu]

so far bopunker is my favorite character