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LNSICPantitude
Oct 1st, 2004, 11:36 AM
*Boss Lady*,


You and I have spoken before about how in order to feel confident in my work; I need to feel as though I am not being monitored every moment of the day. In an effort to improve departmental productivity, I would again like to propose a more efficient line of communication be followed. As you know, the responsibilities of my position demand a high level of accuracy, which must be executed in a very focused manner. Small interruptions can cause large problems, which decrease both efficiency and morale.


As I did with *that one annoying chick* when she worked for me in A/R, I held a weekly meeting that covered all basis of A/R. I know you, like me, are very busy and *This God Forsaken Company* can be a demanding work environment at times, but I feel the continuation of these meetings would allow any concerns and in-depth project status discussions to be brought to the table. As we all know, however, there will be times in between where issues may arise. I believe the most efficient way, as I have stated many times before, is in writing. I will email you with any obstacles, questions, etc. that may arise, and would again like to request you respond via email. This way, we can both review these email threads whenever necessary, without having to interrupt time/business critical projects. I am concerned that when I am asked questions, while in the middle of these time sensitive tasks, I am not able to provide you with either accurate or detailed answers, as my immediate task usually takes priority. As you know, my work directly impacts revenues and has tight deadlines.


I would also like to take this opportunity to address one additional issue. Although this is an uncomfortable issue to speak about, I believe it must be addressed. I have a growing concern that you feel as if I am deliberately circumventing you on certain matters, as if I have an ulterior motive or a long-term scheme. If this is indeed a concern of yours, I assure you this is not, nor has it ever been the case. I feel at times as though my direct contact with anyone outside of yourself has a negative impact on how I am perceived by you. There will be times that it is necessary for me to go directly to the source, which can be anywhere from an employee in the warehouse to the President of *This God Forsaken Company*. I am by no means trying to circumvent you but rather find a more efficient way to deal with a situation. If you would rather, I will copy you on all communications that I make to internal and external customers in order to justify said communication.


On that same token, I have worked with some of these employees for nearly a year and a half now, and consider some not only co-workers, but friends. Many of our conversations are not work related as this helps to relieve our common stress and creates a comfortable work environment. I believe as if you sometimes may feel left out, or hurt by the fact that you are not involved in these conversations. If this is the case, I apologize, but I do not feel I should suffer repercussions for whom I choose to socialize with at *This God Forsaken Company*. This is extremely unprofessional, if in fact, this is what is occurring. I sincerely hope this is not the case.


In closing, I feel addressing our concerns and taking action on these measures will enhance communications and give us both an opportunity to complete our respective tasks in an efficient manner. In turn, our department will function much more smoothly and deadlines will be met more easily.


Regards,

*Your underpaid yet loyal servant*



note: this chick actually had the balls to show up at our fucking wedding uninvited. We didn't have a church wedding with some 200+ people... we had a private ceremony with ELEVEN people present, all immediate family.

WHAT THE FUCK? Intrusive and need a friend much?

HNICPantitude
Oct 1st, 2004, 12:08 PM
Do you think Soul Man was very successful in Japan?

LNSICPantitude
Oct 1st, 2004, 02:45 PM
Soul Man was a giant success in every market it was released.

This has nothing to do with by boss lady letter.

FartinMowler
Oct 1st, 2004, 03:33 PM
Lot of words for a simple problem.

LNSICPantitude
Oct 1st, 2004, 03:41 PM
true. true.

so many, in fact, that she has yet to look at me in the hallways or respond via email.

sometimes it takes a lot of words to get someone to stop using words with you completely.

mission accomplished.

Rez
Oct 2nd, 2004, 07:49 PM
it's emo dilbert.

AChimp
Oct 2nd, 2004, 10:43 PM
I agree with Fartin. :/

McMock
Oct 3rd, 2004, 02:41 AM
Yes, homosexuality is a problem, but I hardly think writing a letter to your boss is going to help.

See what I'm doing here? I'm totally taking advantage of all those people who won't read through your post, and will just skim the other posts to see what it was about. I'm totally doing that right here, and now they will feel you are a homosexual, which on the internet translates into a resounding victory for me.

punkgrrrlie10
Oct 3rd, 2004, 01:24 PM
I read it and thought it was professional and effective to get your message across. As your boss and a professional she should respect that and take it into consideration.

Crying Baby Jesus
Oct 3rd, 2004, 05:02 PM
then hit her with your car!

LNSICPantitude
Oct 4th, 2004, 09:51 AM
she asked that we "hash it out and clear the air" friday at 4:58pm before leaving for the weekend. i took that invite to mean that she wanted me to tell her how much i hated her.

so... never one to dissapoint, i made her cry by telling her she had no right to attend my wedding and that i didn't want to be friends with her because she grew up on a farm. then i went home and enjoyed my weekend.

she seems fine today.

Anonymous
Oct 4th, 2004, 05:09 PM
probably soothed her nerves by milking some goats :<

LNSICPantitude
Oct 5th, 2004, 12:26 PM
from pig farmer in iowa to accountant in tampa... how does that transition take place?

sadie
Oct 5th, 2004, 01:21 PM
Check back soon - Site upgrade in progress. Targeted date: On or before October 4, 2004.

LNSICPantitude
Oct 5th, 2004, 01:27 PM
another deadline goes to shit :(

HNICPantitude
Oct 5th, 2004, 01:40 PM
type a /pantitude after the .com address to access the old site

SupaFlea543
Oct 5th, 2004, 02:25 PM
:blowme

Anonymous
Oct 5th, 2004, 07:38 PM
that didn't work for me

Dole
Oct 6th, 2004, 07:23 AM
exactly.

HNICPantitude
Oct 6th, 2004, 09:56 AM
try it again - i forgot - i had to be case specific with the folder name - i switched to a linux server - type /pantitude now all lowercase, and youll be able to see absolutely nothing exciting

Anonymous
Oct 6th, 2004, 11:44 AM
wow, i really like the site design :<

LNSICPantitude
Oct 6th, 2004, 04:26 PM
i can no longer distinguish if typed words are sarcasm or not. perhaps this is the end of the internet for me.

probably not.

regardless, i can't get to the site either so i don't really care.

Anonymous
Oct 6th, 2004, 07:01 PM
i do like the site design. it is way more professional than it has any right to be.

LNSICPantitude
Oct 7th, 2004, 08:28 AM
ha. true true.