WHAT, YOU'RE HEATING THE OUTDOORS NOW?

[mburbank]

I swear to God, you start paying some of the damn bills around here, you can do hatever you want.

Until then, my house, my rules, Mr. Moneybags.



Capice? You reading me? We reading off the same god damn page?



All right then. Do your homework.

[CaptainBubba]

my house, my rules

You are a true parental unit. >:

[Jeanette X]

Yessir. *tremble*
I'm going to go do my homework now...I'll be in my room until I'm 21.

[!!!!]

The raccoons'll get in and eat all of the bread! And your toys.

[sadie]

what the hell? are we in fucking orbit?

[mburbank]

You can take the next bus to orbitsville Ms. Smartmouth. As long as you live here you'll turn out th porch light before you go to bed or start buying alll the damn lightbulbs.

Enough is enough. That's what I've got to say.

I am putting my foot down. Understand?

My foot? Down.

[!!!!]

Raccoons'll

[kellychaos]

... and get off my lawn, you whippersnappers!!

http://www.stone-dead.asn.au/movies/life-of-brian/thumbnails/16-brian-beard.jpg

[sadie]

where are you gonna put your foot down, mister? the floor of your room is completely covered with crap. now, get in there and don't come out till there's at least a path. A PATH! you hear me?

and cut out the growling and hissing or you'll be having cat food for dinner.

[Skulhedface]

and don't make me stop this car and turn around little mister.

[Matt Harty]

are we there yet? >:

[Jeanette X]

and don't make me stop this car and turn around little mister.

I gotta PEEEEE!!!!

[Skulhedface]

You shoulda peed before we left. Now quit your whining or there'll be NO happy meals for you kids!

[Jeanette X]

But I DID pee Daddy! I DID! I gotta go again! I GOTTA PEE!

[Skulhedface]

"Find a bush, Audrey" Bonus Points for who can guess what movie that came from. :/

[CaptainBubba]

Half Baked! :)

[Skulhedface]

NO, it was Orgazmo, dammit.

Keep trying :lol

AND DAMN IT, IF I HAVE TO TURN AROUND AND TELL YOU KIDS TO SHUT UP ONE MORE TIME WE'RE GOING HOME.

[CaptainBubba]

Was it Revenge of the Dorks?

[Skulhedface]

Starring Fartin Mowler?

[Jeanette X]

*scampers behind the bush, only Keds visible*

Look away! Look away! Look away!

*pool of urine forms behind bush*

[Skulhedface]

YOU FORGOT THE T.P!

[Jeanette X]

I got the kleenex Daddy! I got it!

[FartinMowler]

National Lampoons Vacation and I played the part of Rusty

[Skulhedface]

YAHTZEE!

Yes, that's the one.

Jeanette, I was only kidding, you can get back in the car now.

[Jeanette X]

*trots back over to the car* Thank you daddy. I watered the bushes. :bestthread

[Skulhedface]

Now if only we could get your little brother (since Matt Harty jumped in with the "Are we there yet" quip) to quit asking me that.

NO WE AREN'T THERE YET YOU LITTLE SHIT! ~ Actual dad quote

[Anonymous]

Fuck you newbies for ruining Max's thread.

[Jeanette X]

Fuck you newbies for ruining Max's thread.

>: :fu :moon

[Anonymous]

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

[Jeanette X]

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

No, you should be ashamed for changing your avatar. What happened to the cute dog?

[MrAdventure]

YOU STUPID RETARDS SURE KNOW HOW TO RETARD THINGS :lol

[Matt Harty]

I've been retarded! >:

[Protoclown]

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH "TEH GAY" :(

[mburbank]

Chojin totally said what I was going to say.

And making a 'reference' to friggin' National Lampoons Vacation, like it was funny or cool or has some sort of cache is the gayest gay gay-up lathered in horrid gay gayness it's turning me queer.

See if I ever do anything nice for you 'fags' again.

[CaptainBubba]

I'm truly sorry. :tear

At least I was making fun of the Lampoon refrence. :/

Not that I'm any less gay or anything. :)

[Anonymous]

It's too bad threads that get like this can't do anything cool, like produce maniacal exploding spacemarines.

[mburbank]

all you fags shut up

[Captain Robo]

National Lampoons Vacation and I played the part of Rusty

Admit it. You really played the part of Chevy Chase.

[mburbank]

And your going to play the part of "Screaming Guy" when your cell mate starts fucking the new blowhole I'm going to tear you.

[Captain Robo]

You're good at impersonating fartinmowler :rolleyes

[Jeanette X]

Chojin totally said what I was going to say.

And making a 'reference' to friggin' National Lampoons Vacation, like it was funny or cool or has some sort of cache is the gayest gay gay-up lathered in horrid gay gayness it's turning me queer.

See if I ever do anything nice for you 'fags' again.

:tear I'm sorry :tear

[sadie]

oh, shut up, JEANETTE. >:


EDITED FOR MRMAX. :(

[mburbank]

Sadie, you have tpo be speciffic about who you're telling to shut up in a thread like this.

Jeanette, you get a waiver becuase your user picture is Lucy Lawless.

Captain Robo, you do a good impersonation of screaming guy.

[FS]

You can't come in here! This is my room!

YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE!

I HAVE RIGHTS >:

[mburbank]

WRONGO, MR. MAN! Your rights start outside this house! Who pays the moprtage on your room, buddy boy? Me. Me and the sweat of my brow? See that drawer? That's MY drawer, bucko and if I want to...


OH, NOW WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING SUPPOSED TO-

Oh, it's scoks. Huh. Well my point is still the-

WAITAMINUTE NOW WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET... IS THIS A....

Where you get this thing, boy? Your 'connection'? Is this 'doobie'? A little 'J-bar', a little 'Hippie Lipstick'? You think this makes you cool? WELL NOT IN MY BOOK IT DOESN'T! ALL IT MAKES YOU IS GROUNDED!!

[FS]

I hate you! I HATE YOU! >:

I WISH YOU'D DIE IN A HUGE CAR CRASH INVOLVING THOUSANDS OF CARS BUT EVERYONE WAS MIRACULOUSLY UNHARMED EXCEPT FOR YOU, CAUSE YOU'D BE DEAD. >:

:runsoffcryingtothebathroom

[mburbank]

YOU'D STARVE WITHOUT ME YOU LITTLE PUNK! OPEN THE DOOR OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!!!

[kellychaos]

That's right! Say "what" again muthafuckah! Say "what" one more time. I want you to. >:

[mburbank]

you don't get it






and its not that hard to get