I am tired because I have no slept in a while

[McMock]

Hello everybody. In lieu of the recent surge of threads on this forum dealing with a member talking about a minute detail of his or her life, I present you with the thread in which I tell you that I am tired. I do not wish to be left out of the loop, and I think it is time I start becoming friends with all of you, so I am mimicing your behavior.

I am tired, my friends.
Can you recommend for me any way to wake up better?

[MetalMilitia]

Slap yourself round the face.

[McMock]

Good tip. I tried it, and I fall asleep before my hand hits my face.

[MetalMilitia]

Get someone else to slap you.

[Matt Harty]

No, no no McMock!

107 posts, and THIS is your message to the world? Where you are?

I feel guilty about replying to your post, because I'm giving you attention. The only thing that comforts me about this, and man, you have no idea of the sacrifices I make for you here, the only comforting thing here is that you'll get used to negative attention, and you'll crave it, and it will get you in a negative spiral that will eventually lead to your destruction.

Stop this madness, friend! Say something interesting now, whilst you still can. I'll pretend I didn't read your original post.

Go on. Only you can improve your life!

Today is the first post of the rest of your life

[kellychaos]

I have been waiting all my life for a sleep deprivation thread just like this to come along. You complete me.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

try getting pubic lice they'll put you to sleep all you need to do is play hide the sausage with magic jonhson