New here

[MrMega]

hey guys, been going to this site for awhile, just joinmed today hows everyone doin?

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Shut up.

[Jixby Phillips]

Go fuck yourself.

[Big McLargehuge]

WELCOME

[Emu]

will you have sex with me plz

[DeadKennedys]

NO THANKS

NOT INTERESTED

[Anonymous]

return to sender

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

I AM NEW TOO!!! YAY!!!

No wait... Let me do the honors...

GO FUCK YOURSELF DUSTIN!

[MrMega]

wasnt expecting Replies so soon, and what Great replies they were! :)

[Emu]

You're so cheerful! Your uplifting, kick-butt attitude will surely be a welcome change to the i-Mockery forums! :wink

[EisigerBiskuit]

fail :(

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Now please make the prosess smooth and easy for everyone.

Step one take a step forward.

Step two Chin Up trouserr down.

Step three Bend over so that one of the Vets can claim you.

Oh and Go fuck yourself mr gogetter

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Shut up.

[Anonymouse]

I'm new too. Sort of. Can someone fist me please?

[BAPE]

oh boy oh boy stand back fellas this one is mine its been too long since i tasted delicious newbie blood i will tear this one a new butthole hey there mrmega didnt read the rules and guidelines yet have click the site you will turn red lets just say you started off on the wrong foot pal big mistake thats ok we are reasonable people we forgive and forget sports coug cough am i right ps a bonus one how many newbs does it take to fix the lighbulb none they are to busy making hi im new threads haha[img][/img]

[The Retro Kat]

I wish sometimes Bape would just take it easy on some of these noobs, he seemed like a nice kid. Oh, and if he needs to be gay fucked, Leave that to me. :)

[Crying Baby Jesus]

spam this fuckers email with anime porn

[McMock]

Hello. I have nothing to say to you, so interprete this post as a statement only. The statement is that I do not intend to ignore you.

[CastroMotorOil]

A/S/L

[MrMega]

yay my first hey go F your yourself Newb posts! ok ill just STFU now, and not bump this post anymore

[MetalMilitia]

DO NOT MAKE 'HEY IM NEW' POSTS OR YOU WILL BE HATED FOR EVER

Its the first thing you learn in 'Not being a noob 101'

[kellychaos]

Seeing as you've been visiting our fine establishment for some time now, perhaps you've had time to peruse our user guidelines. :)

[The Damp Moose]

Hey guys whats up?

[Jixby Phillips]

well i'm going to bed guys i'll see you crazy guys later

[kellychaos]

I love you more than all the fishies in the sea, Jixby.

[Jixby Phillips]

I'm back guys

[FS]

hmmm fresh meat *files teeth* welcome to hell newbie 666 ha ha ha your soul is mine *gurrr*

[kellychaos]

You can't do that! :eek

[Matt Harty]

hello mr mega!

[Lotida]

Step three Bend over so that one of the Vets can claim you.


You're an idiot!! >:

[Anonymous]

You're a kettle

[Crying Baby Jesus]

MrMegas ok because he hasn't really posted anything that we can make fun of him for.

Seriously tho people need to read around the forums before actually signing up so they KNOW this site is full of stupid

[Terra]

And this could be the reason why they're here. Water seeking it's own level and all that?

BTW welcome. :)

[Anonymous]

That would be clever, too, if you weren't trying your durndest to turn into a Mad Max clone that even he doesn't like.

[MrMega]

Wow i feel so Dumb, after reading those guidelines, sorry guys :/

[Crying Baby Jesus]

hes having doubs KICK him while hes down

[Anonymous]

Actually not reading the rules is pretty much a prerequiste. You're gonna fit in great fucktard.

:lol

[MrMega]

lol kick a man when hes down? that can be seen as just wrong, but to some of us, hey why not hes vulnerable. btw, this post oughta be locked, not serving anymore good, imo.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

This THREAD should be locked

[MrMega]

wow. i suck

[Lotida]

You're a kettle

You're a kettle!

[thebiggameover]

This THREAD should be locked

you should be locked....


in a fridge and then tossed off a boat in to deep water with sharks and old WW2 mines...
>:

[EisigerBiskuit]

Now I want tea, thanks guys >:

[Lotida]

You're a kettle

You're a pot!

[LegoLars]

You're a kettle

You're a pot!

NO DRUG REFERENCES!

>:

[Anonymous]

I think i just got served, guys

[Lotida]

From what I can tell from your picture kissing that guy, you are used to being served!

Doesn't your "girlfriend" realize that you are gay? There is no such thing as bi-sexual. If you playing with the boys you are gay! I feel sorry for her. She has an empty future ahead of her. Her poor tormented soul! :tear

[Anonymous]

I think I need to hire an interpreter to help me get your no-joke jokes.

[Terren]

I am also relatively new here so right of the bat I would just like to say,( Please read this with extreme hostility in your voice)

GO FUCK YOURSELVES.

[FS]

I BET CHOJIN REGRETS POSTING THAT PICTURE RIGHT ABOUT NOW :lol FUNK SOUL BROTHER

[Terren]

I don't know, to me it kind of looks like a Guy and a girl. A bit dorky but I don't think gay

[Anonymous]

Seriously, I'm still trying to understand the brilliant process of this joke. I'm used to 'getting served' because I kissed a boy. This obviously isn't the typical, heat-from-the-strees, daily value type of 'serving' going on, so what exactly am I being served here? A "helping of boy face?" A "side order of gay, gay man?" A "Lotida is confrontationally handicapped and still uses zingers like 'No, I think you're describing your fantasties' as an elixir for wit?"

Cause if it's the latter, I can sort you with a neat little sticker that'll let you park real close to Mock Wars.

[Dole]

She thinks Ronald 'I may be dead, I'm not sure' Reagan was a great American President. No wonder her jokes are rubbish.

[Jixby Phillips]

aaaaaaaaw i'm so touched your all thinking about little ole me! It makes me feel special, you know *in here* *sniff*

you guys know how to make a girl feel special, keep it up! :lol

[Terra]

Cause if it's the latter, I can sort you with a neat little sticker that'll let you park real close to Mock Wars.

You can't fight City Hall. He'll do it too. I seen him do it! Don't piss him off!! SAVE YOURSELF!

"Run Forrest. RUN!!!"

[kellychaos]

Homosexual innuendo and put-downs reflect poorly on the speaker/typer. I should know. I make them all the time.

[Mockery]

WELCOME TO THE I-MOCKERY FORUMS! I'LL BE YOUR WEBMASTER TODAY AND THAT'S PRETTY SPIFFY!
:lol :imock :lol

[HNICPantitude]

I am not new, but my posts always get reset to zero, so i appear to be new each and every time.

[Anonymous]

Homosexual activity and child molesting represent the typical I-mocker. I should know. I do it all the time.

Yep! That's what passes for humor around here! :lol

[Esuohlim]

What, changing quotes? I guess.

[Lotida]

I think I need to hire an interpreter to help me get your no-joke jokes.

I wasn't joking. I am quite serious.

[Jixby Phillips]

lol

[Rongi]

whats funny

[Rongi]

oh wait lol

[Anonymous]

Ok. So, you up for explaining it yet or do you feel you've made your case or something?

[The Retro Kat]

Being gay is nothing to get served about.















cunt

[Anonymous]

I'm not offended or appaled or anything, captain gay, I'm just harping on the most retarded joke of the century.

[Terren]

Can someone please fill me in on this gay joke. The suspense is killing me. This is the most exciting my life has been since they install in house plumbing in my home

[Zomboid]

Now please make the prosess smooth and easy for everyone.

Step one take a step forward.

Step two Chin Up trouserr down.

Step three Bend over so that one of the Vets can claim you.

Oh and Go fuck yourself mr gogetter
I already like the new guy more than you.

[Terren]

Oh fuck. I just looked at my post and I must be dyslexic. I will allow everyone a free mock for my stupidity

[Terra]

This thread's in the shitter now.

Mock Wars please.

[Anonymous]

I concur!

[kellychaos]

Homosexual activity and child molesting represent the typical I-mocker. I should know. I do it all the time.

Yep! That's what passes for humor around here! :lol

:lol

[Lotida]

Ok. So, you up for explaining it yet or do you feel you've made your case or something?

Obviously, I have touched on a very sensitive subject for you!

[kellychaos]

I don't think that he's mad THAT you said it so much that you said it AND thought it was the height of hilarity ... a zinger ... the feeling that you feel that you one-upped him on something pretty trivial ... but I won't speak for him.

[Lotida]

I don't think that he's mad THAT you said it so much that you said it AND thought it was the height of hilarity ...

What the hell are you talking about Kelly? I wasn't making a joke, therefore, I did not find it amusing. What part of that are you getting? I'm pretty sure he doesn't need someone like you so speak for him....thanks anyway! :rolleyes

[kellychaos]

No he doesn't. He' pretty articulate about the constant influx of inane humor and who the main perpetrators are.

[Lotida]

That would certainly explain why they all think your such a doucebag. Thanks for the info!

Hey...when you get your mouth off his cock feel free to shoot me a reply. Thanks!

[WINO]

what the fuck is a "doucebag"? douce=deuce=deucebag=my nuts.

dont even think about my nuts.

[Lotida]

Quit trying to fit in freak! >:

[WINO]

hey dicklips....don't make me come over there.

[Anonymous]

Kelly judging from that time you make that thread about nothing in every forum you must be pretty used to getting serviced!

[Lotida]

Kelly judging from that time you make that thread about nothing in every forum you must be pretty used to getting serviced!

LMAO! It really was a touchy subject! Sorry to get your panties in a bunch Chojin.

[Jixby Phillips]

I for one am outraged

[Anonymous]

And serviced

[MrMega]

lol wow, i didnt know where this went and just found out today! its like some sort of revelation

[kellychaos]

I am self-serviced. :)

[WINO]

Quit trying to fit in me, i'll guide you in...superfreak! >:

[Lotida]

Keep dreaming WINO!

[The Retro Kat]

SEE YOU EN TEE

[BlueOatmeal]

There is just something about message boards that bring out the best in people. I for one am touched and I feel the gentle tugging of a half chub in my underoos. Keep it up and I will ruin another pair of pants.

[Anonymous]

can i get some service in here

[executioneer]

can a nigga get a table dance

[kellychaos]

There is just something about message boards that bring out the best in people. I for one am touched and I feel the gentle tugging of a half chub in my underoos. Keep it up and I will ruin another pair of pants.

I lifted a little off the bag myself. I felt a tingle in my potty.

[The Retro Kat]

MEGAS XLR

[executioneer]

dont drink and drive or else we'll make you watch anime and then your face will come off and bite you in the dick

[kellychaos]

No teeth plz.

[WhiteRat]

I'm new and I want to be fellated by Steve Guttenberg(any of you wankers will do I suppose).

[Anonymous]

that's all well and good, but i'll have you know the service in this place sucks.

[WhiteRat]

that's all well and good, but i'll have you know the service in this place sucks.

Mr. Guttenberg it is then!